It looks like Calvin Klein has finally decided to start marketing their brand again. For those of you, as if there are any of you actually reading this, out there….Calvin Klein were beasts in the 90s. They had every hot model. Every campaign felt like some teen porno. They made noise, they innovated, they paved the way for a lot of brands…and every bitch wanted Calvin’s and Marky Mark Wahlberg stuck his dick in a pair, long before sticking his dick in Jenny McCarthy, no wait that’s his brother…

All this to say, they were a brand…they were pushing boundaries…then they disappeared…and now they are back..with a titty model Lara Stone…topless but not showing nipples..

Even though her nipples are everywhere…

I guess they are still being safe, and boring, but at least they are trying….C for Effort motherfuckers…maybe if Calvin took his dick out of some 20 year old model for a minute, we’d get some better content…

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Lara Stone is one of the only models who has tried to sue me in the history of this site. Sure other random people have sent lawyers letters. Like Vanessa Hudgens’ team for her nude pics they pretended were her at 17, to Jake Gyllenhaal and Disney for a story I wrote of him pushing a girl at the time…..and Victoria Silvstedt, some Playboy hooker with a billionaire john who has eaten her out in public before…

The reason was because I posted her bikini honeymoon pics….even though WE’VE SEEN HER NAKED SO MAY TIMES BEFORE , that’s pretty much the basis of her big titty model career….but I guess she felt her Honeymoon marriage for money was scared…bullshit…

So she’s my enemy, dead to me, but her tits…live on…and I’ll stare with anger in my soul knowing she tried to bring this ship down…

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Lara Stone has great tits. It’s too bad she had to ruin those tits when she had her lawyers send me legal documents demanding a remove her shitty honeymoon pics back when she married some fat comedian…because when rich and funny, being fat doesn’t fucking make much of a difference..

If you don’t know who Lara Stone is, she’s a BUSTY AS FUCK FASHION MODEL WHO SHOWS HER TITS and today she’s on the cover of some German magazine , that is unfortunately not a German fetish magazine where she’s getting shit on, but rather some fashion art shit, but they still put what I assume is her cunt on the cover…and a cunt on a cover is better than a cunt in underwear even when the cunt belongs to a cunt…who tried to sue me…and shut me down..because she’s not rich enough to not give a fuck about small players like me…it’s like seeing some rich person kicking some homeless person in the face because she can…EVIL..

Anyway, I’m always up for fashion porn…

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Lara Stone is a big titty, high paid, top level model, who tried to sue me once, all because I posted pics of her big tits in a bikini on her honeymoon with her husband, who is a fat comedian, because girls like this, you know top tier models who think they are hot as fuck don’t care if a motherfucker is fat, they just care that they are rich, successful and on TV….

That said, here she is covering up her tits, like some kind of whore, who doesn’t bring what she’s supposed to…

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Russia is fun. They take big busty babes and make them available for purchase….and if those big busty babes aren’t Russian and don’t need to be sold to escape communism to get to America…they take them titties and put them on blast…disguised as high fashion….works for me…cuz I like big titties…especially on models who are supposed to be eating disorder ridden…even when they are Lara Stone who tried to sue me…

That said, shouldn’t you be out getting deeper in debt to buy shit you don’t need – like electronics? What the fuck you up here for…freak.

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