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2021

04

Oct

Daisy Lowe Lovechild in a Swimsuit of the Day

Daisy Lowe is the 32 year old model who seems to have grown into her tits, meaning she had big tits, then the rest of her caught up, it happens with a lot of big tits, especially when there’s a global pandemic and more importantly being fat is a marketing hook, there’s activism and empowerment in being fat, which is hilarious since it literally takes zero fucking effort, but let’s embrace it…and we will too since she’s in her 30s and we don’t have major expectations here…for the most part, we don’t even know who Daisy Lowe is, I only do because my celebrity child fetish is real.

That said…Daisy Lowe was a hilarious story when it happened….her tranny loving dad was married to Gwen Stefani, had a family with her because much to his dismay, she wasn’t born a man, even though I always thought she was since first seeing those abs on her No Doubt videos. I never fell for her being hot, she was always a dude to me….and I guess Rossdale fell into that trap too.

But yeah, 2 years into his Gwen Stefani transgender marriage, he found out that he was the dad of Daisy Lowe thanks to a paternity test and that’s the best kind of thing to to throw a wrench in any marriage…

Her mom, a groupie, thought the cum in her belonged to someone else, as that happens when you’re drunk, high, or fucking as many dudes as your pussy can handle in the gangbang like it was ANNABELL CHONG….where is she at? Instagram is down…we’ll never know.

But I’m sure that Paternity test was a real win for Lowe…I mean look at her now…showing tits, but not because she needs to pay the rent..like those other girls showing tit in slutty selfies.

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2021

16

Jun

Daisy Lowe Cleavage of the Day

Daisy Lowe is Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter…or was before that dude went to the dude ranch and got Country for Blake Shelton who couldn’t full embrace his queer tendancies for obvious Gay Cowboy reasons, you know we can’t all be Brokeback Mountain….right Jake Gyllenhaal you faggot….so go for the best option, that manly bitch with cut abs who if you fuck up the ass the right way could be as close to vagina-less as possible.

Prior to the Cowboy, she was with a guy who had a thing for Trannies, shocking, naked Gavin Rossdale….

Gavin Rossdale on some of his early escapades knocked up a groupie as these people do and when the daughter was 14 she learned that she was the heiress to the BUSH empire, no not the beer, the shitty band that had a popular song called Glycerine, which was about the lube he uses when he fucks the trannies in his life…

Apparently, she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale semen inside her….AND IT STUCK…

Turns out that works out great for her career…she became a big titty model, now she’s an old big titty model who was, but the point is…the big titties…

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2021

02

Apr

Daisy Lowe Bath of the Day

I used to like writing about Daisy Lowe, not that I like writing about any of these idiots, I am not a writer….but I used to like “Taking a Piss” as the British would say on Daisy Lowe like I was her dad on one of his Tranny Girlfriends, and no, I don’t mean Gwen Stefani, who you know was mad about Daisy Lowe coming out of the woodwork when she discovered Gavin Rossdale was her dad after thinking someone else was her dad, because her mom was a groupie like that….even though Gwen Stefani looks trans…and even when I was younger and less sophisticated in my standards of women, back when “I’m just a girl” came out…I would scream at my screen saying “LIKELY STORY GWEN”….you got a dick under that 6-pack abs…bitch..

Anyway, Daisy Lowe, rockstar daughter who didn’t know it, turned model, who has since turned fat is taking a bath for a brand deal…cuz she’s still getting paid and I’m into it, even if I think fat is disgusting, not something to ever empower, the root of all evil and disgusting…I figure she’s old enough to be fat as the good years are behind her, so take what you can get….

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2019

28

Aug

Daisy Lowe Potential Nipples of the Day

Daisy Lowe Potential Nipples

Daisy Lowe, the love child made from BUSH…..Tranny Fucking Tranny Loving Married to GWEN STEFANI before she found her COUNTRY ROAD Blake Shelton, early to that shitty country music trend, when she should have focused on GOOD country like WILLIE and Kristofferson. These people. I tell ya.

Anyway, Daisy Lowe definitely put a fucking glitch of DOUBT in their happy NO DOUBT love affair when at 18 or 19 she was revealed as his love child, which is code for “no love” child, cuz dude knocked a groupie up and denied it was his….

She was raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and fucking trannies – including GWEN STEFANI….and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission.

CONFUSING, not really….if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid on an emotional level…..

But financially, that money and connections turns her big tits into model tits…..and now she’s old as fuck, still has tits, and the whole thing. BORING.

She looks like total shit, but at least that titty swag is dangling in the wind.

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2017

23

Oct

Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox for Agent Provocateur

Agent Provocateur is the lingerie company that was at one time the more expensive and more exclusive – more stylized and interesting – lingerie brand from the son of Vivienne Westwood and the Sex Pistol’s manager Malcolm Mclaren…a couple edgy brits and their kid who had a concept to bring the “allure” of lingerie from the 1920s back to the rich people..

Well, since the internet and social media happened, Agent Provocateur went from Luxury brand to mainstream brand that all the girls who you’d want to see in lingerie, and who take pics of themselves in lingerie, need and want for their instagram photoshoots, so it’s given the now sugar babies with rich boyfriends of the social media realm something to make the rich boyfriends by them for their half naked shoots, something that I can assume sky rocketed the brand’s sales..now that everyone, like drones, want it, need it, crave it, and want to give me things to jerk off to without actually ever meeting…SO KIND of them…

Either way, instagram bullshit helps some business if said business is slut focused and if it is slut focused I support it.

The models in the shoot don’t really matter, but are Solveig Mork Hansen, Daisy Lowe & Tali Lennox….Daisy Lowe is really the only one I know, famous daughter / stepdaughter / raised without a dad only to find out her dad is the guy from Bush and Stepmom that dude Gwen Stefani making her big tits all the more interesting.

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2017

21

Feb

Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits in a Dress of the Day

Daisy Lowe is at a fancy event…

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom

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2017

06

Jan

Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day

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I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…except maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom when you finally connect something no one deserves…but is something that probably leads to hot sex.

Either way, Daisy Lowe is older now, in the one piece now, and I’m loving it – because a bathing suit is a bathing suit is a bathing suit…I love them all….

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2017

03

Jan

Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

Daisy Lowe in a Bikini

My new favorite use of social media is maximizing the Geotag, because people love to post where they are – when they are they – like they forgot about the pervert creepy 1990s internet where everyone wanted to be anonymous due to crazy fucking people raping and killing you….

And the reason I like the geotag, is to remind people of the raping and killing potential of the internet and geotags…you’re not safe just because you bought into the whole giving yourself a virtual life that mimics your real life in a polarized, filted, bullshit way…so that your insecure ass looks cool…

I like to go to restaurants, click the geotag, find a hot chick in the place, google her, check her linked in, find out her dog’s name, and if I’m lucky find out her dad died when she was 6 – like I did yesterday – knowing that is a perfect opportunity for daddy issues…and girls with Daddy issues are the most fun….

So Daisy Lowe…”model”…is nice and thick but more importantly, she grew up without a dad – who ended up being a rich rockstar thanks to mom – who was married to Gwen Stefani and wanted everything from his past…including tranny fucking to go away…and what better way to make her go away than to give her money, and modleing career and an opportunity to show the world her big daddy issue tits…

I am a fan…

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2016

26

Dec

Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic….

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Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits…

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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back…

Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving..

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2016

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Butt Shot of the Day

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Daisy Lowe and her daddy issues wore a see through dress to show off her underwear…to let you know that just because her dad fucks trannies like Gwen Stefani…and an actual official tranny…because rockstars from Australia are weird…they are also deadbeat dads who don’t trust their whore groupies when they claim their kids…like Daisy Lowe are theirs…so they do paternity tests, or what Daisy Lowe calls “Lottery Ticket”…because when there was no proof of paternity it coulda been any dude who mom let inside her…

I’m a fan of everything about her.

Here’s another butt shot….

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