I used to post Izabel Goulart all the fucking time because she was a hot bodied, tanned, ripped, lingerie model posting slutty fitness videos early on in the instagram game.

The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model may be a little hard in the jaw, making you think she could be a tranny, but you’re not allowed to call them tranny, or turn them down for sex because they’ll call it a hate crime, TRANSPHOBE….even though I came across two trannies in the park, one was about 6 foot tall and 300 lbs the other a little asian boy done up like a girl…and shit was like a bad halloween costume you’d definitely be a fag if you fucked either of those “CHICKS”….

I don’t know why Goulart tapped out of the whole NYC model life, choosing to go back to Brazil to commit herself to fitness videos for her instagram, before joining the Victoria’s Secret show every year, while it was still a thing, which is apparently a thing again, and I don’t really care….because even after all these years, she’s still hard bodied, tanned and hot and her flower bikini is something I’d want to pollinate like the fucking INSECT that I am….

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Izabel Goulart is probably in her mid to late 50s at this point in the game, I mean, I remember her from decades ago when she was a VS model human trafficked, CHECK THE FLIGHT LOGS.

She’s straight from Brazil, probably still living in Brazil, which means she could have a dick, it’s a cultural thing down there that was way ahead of the tranny era of America…tranny porn relied heavily on Brazil in the early days….AIDS was brought to American porn straight from the asshole of Brazilian trannies….so you can never be too sure.

What you can be sure of is that these are the ideal pant, if I was to go into Fashion Design school, and I probably should, this is basically the designs I would run with, only it’d be a little more crotchless knowing that putting genitals on display is next up in future trends, thanks to doing it on the internet anyway.

So I’m into all that is going on here since she’s still looking good in her mid to late 50s thanks to a life of fitness to maintain that unrealistic body expectation of a model that’s looking pretty realistic to someone who wanted it bad enough. Slackers.

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Izabel Goulart is some near 40 year old Brazilian model who you may or may not remember as being a Victoria’s Secret model back when Victoria’s Secret was some dream brand to be a model for, that made a girl feel like one of the hottest women in the world, before the whole being cancelled for not casting fat chicks or trannies (WINK WINK)….because I am of the school of thought that all the Brazilian models ware trannies, only because I worked in porn when Tranny porn was making huge moves in popularity, and the biggest trans stars were Brazilian…plus I’ve known a few freaks over the years into that kind of thing who travel between Brazil and South East asia for their LADY BOYS….

It would make sense for a hard bodied Brazilian transgender to work for an underwear brand, no PERIODS, (just exclamation marks or is it an eclamation points).

Goulart’s still working, this is some paparazzi bikini times and her body is fucking fit as fuck…..she basically moved back to Brazil to do health and fitness and tan and her body delivers at a level of even if her balls were tucked into herself, you’d suck the man clit with vigor even though you’re not into that kind of thing…

I don’t think she’s a man, but she could be, I do think she’s got a rocking body, which could be a man’s body, but it’s a reminder that fitness can make a straight man bang trans, so if you’re a trans out there looking to trap straight men for your LGBTQ gang initiation, hit the fucking gym and do whatever is going on here, rather than looking like a multi-colored hair fat as fuck cat lady a lot of them look like…

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Izabel Goulart is the Brazilian dream who was once a Victoria’s Secret angel, who bowed out of that bullshit to move back to Brazil, but still did their VS Fashion Show every year, before the brand was dragged through the mud, cancelled for their ties to some pretty bad people, and not staying up to date on the trends, lost in their repetitiveness that opened the door for Rihanna to build a billion dollar brand doing the same shit they were doing but better…

Izabel Goulart has always been a hot lingerie model, but in the last 5 years she’s been consistently about fitness, about clean eating, about all of that and it fucking shows.

She’s something like 40 maybe even older now, and her body is so fucking long, fit, model-like and what I like to think ALL women should look like.

I guess the expiration date on those who take care of themselves is far less disgusting than those who don’t….that’s not to say she’s not expired, I mean 40 is old, it’s to say she’s a hot 40 and some things you pull out of the fridge that’s expired are less gross than others….you know some people are expired bread, some people are expired milk, and others are expired cheese….or expired pickles…or expired mustard….expired or not you’ll eat it anyway.

I guess the other thing to note is that hot chicks just don’t even need to try, which is something I’ve always said, hot chicks know they are hot and don’t need to try so hard, yet the mid-range hot chicks just try so fucking hard…

This bitch is just here in the best fitness outfit to show you tricks of her fitness trade and it doesn’t seem try hard…it just seems PERFECT.

Now, it’ll be a bit of a downer if we find out she’s actually a Brazilian tranny, something I am sure VS has trolled us with over the years based on Brazilian tranny stats alone….but if that is the case, it would explain her not rotting out, but also she’s hot enough to consider sucking her dick, if she had one…no homo…it’s just if it’s part of the deal…you kinda have to run with it.

The point of the story is that this is a model body and despite the propaganda out there…not every model is a model body…and not every body is a model body for inclusivity…there’s a real model body thing and this is one of those and it’s nice to fucking see even when it’s old as shit.

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I have been noticing that when girls get caught on camera in social media posts, usually of their friends, they go into a twerk….

It’s like the twerk is so mainstream, it’s become the modern wave, maybe the covid friendly handshake….for whatever reason, every girl wants to throw her ass into a twerk…even old bitches like Goulart…

She’s the Victoria’s Secret angel from a time when they used hot bitches to sell panties and called them angels….SO SEXIST….it’s the PATRIARCHY….who financed Epstein, what the fuck do you expect from them….

She’s from Brazil and thus may have been born a man…you know before trannies were a thing in North America, the North American tranny lovers and tranny porn producers were heading to Brazil…I guess they got the hormones in their water first due to some UN program to emasculate the American male…a PILOT program….

She’s spent the last 5 or 6 years on instagram being fit as fuck, basically working out all day and having an amazing fit model body because of it, and even into her mid to late 30s, she’s still go that hotness about her….is it plastic surgery, who fucking cares, I’m looking at her topless twerk with a body hotter than most 25 year olds, which isn’t saying much, they’re a lazy breed of pig who realize men will fuck anything so they don’t try…

Here she is with a sign that says MARTINEZ (my last name)….not my sign, but you know something to jerk off to, like I’ve branded it…even when I haven’t…unless she’s trying to send me subliminal messages…which I am sure she is..they all are….I’m not schizo or anything….right…

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I’ve always hated social media, been deleted off social media, trolled and said inappropriate things on social media, this site is a product of me being deleted off Friendster, yes, that’s how old I am….I would be a fucking weirdo intentionally to creep all the new to the internet people out for putting their real names on the internet…you know coupled with being a pervert…and HILARIOUS…it was a great fucking time until it was TAKEN AWAY FROM ME…and spawned this shit.

But anyway, when I was on IG, I used to check Goulart’s page out, because she was living that beach life in Brazil, working out all the time, super fit and healthy and despite possibly being a man thanks to Brazil, but I guess you can’t say that anymore, since trans are everywhere…or maybe anti-Brazil…I don’t fucking know…but I always liked her ass….her healthy and fit ass and despite being old…she’s got the fucking body…here is that body.

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Izabel Goulart is a 35 year old Brazilian model who came up in the Victoria’s Secret empire along with all the other Brazilians during an era of America being obsessed with the tanned and hot bodies of Brazilian women…despite some of them probably having dicks…since Brazil is one of the premiere place for trannies, tranny porn, and all that other shit you are well aware of because you transgender is trending…or of the now…our NEW normal…or whatever

Izabel Goulart tapped out of Victoria’s Secret work to move back to brazil and do fitness while being tanned and hot bodied in amazing places….where I guess she gets topless on the beach, because she’s a bikini model who has been topless, plus it’s the Euro way, even before all this free the tit fake activism for internet girls to justify their nudes….this bitch doesn’t need to justify shit, cuz she’s the real deal who’s already done all the whoring she’s had to do and can now kickback and live that good life..

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Mykonos is the Lindsay Lohan, so might as well quote our leader as the title of this post…

I don’t even know if Lindsay Lohan is still in Mykonos, I don’t really pay attention to her and her acting as our leader is more just a VERY long running 15 year joke because I decided to choose a celebrity to fixate on in the early era of blogging and Paris Hilton was already taken.

That said, this Goulart is the kind of Brazilian Tranny you’d let give you AIDS and destroy the American Porn scene like it was LARA ROXX…I’m just coming at you with the 2005 references aren’t I….let me explain, in the 2000s, the porn industry had an AIDS outbreak, like the COVID outbreak, only it wasn’t from China, it was from Tranny Porn from Brazil and a new to the industry girl named Lara got that HIV and was a casualty of the whole thing, but is likely still alive, you know PREP shit.

ANYWAY…..GOULART…a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who may or may not be tranny, there are certain countries where the Trannies can pass, and the reality is. who cares, when you look this good, your ass will still get eaten by all the rich guys despite there being a big brazilian dick tucked into it, in fact some of the rich guys are probably more into that…especially in greek…the country where Anal sex was officially invented.

Point being, Goulart has been out of the Day to Day Victoria’s Secret shit,I guess she left America to stay in Brazil and up until they decided to cancel their infomercial, she was still doing that…giving her ample time to just do fitness, eat well, and the outcome…a great toned body…tanned and spectacular even if she’s old as shit in model years, she’s better than most of the lazy bitches out there because they just don’t try as hard…

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Izabel Goulart was one of the least famous of the Brazilians human trafficked into America for Victoria’s Secret, owned by Epstein’s biggest ally and fundraiser….so you know they are fucking suspicious.

However, she is probably one of the hottest bodies of the Brazilians human trafficked into America for the brand….

She sort of faded out of Victoria’s Secret work about 10 years ago, saving her bikini body for their Fashion Shows / Infomericials, spending the majority of her time at home in Brazil where she worked out all the fucking time, ate well and had and still has a really fucking toned body….

She’s probably in her 40s or near 40s now, but this fucking ass is ridiculous and a reminder to all the sloppy and lazy photoshopping themselves bitches out there to eat well, exercise and you will still never look this good, but at least you tried.

I like the Tan Lines, because tan lines are a fetish in their own right, as they outline an area once covered in clothing…it’s some incel level of porn…

Then there’s the whole white bikini, another fetish, because as I know first hand, and will never forget, the white bikini when wet becomes the “you might as well be skinny dipping, I can see your inner pussy lips smiling back at me as your clit laughs”….

If you know what I mean…

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Izabel Goulart is a 35 year old Brazilian model who came up in the Victoria’s Secret empire along with all the other Brazilians during an era of America being obsessed with the tanned and hot bodies of Brazilian women…for obvious reasons….assuming they didn’t have dicks…since Brazil is one of the premiere place for trannies, tranny porn, and all that other shit you are well aware of because you fuck trannies or at least want to.

I don’t know if she lives in the USA, or spends time in the USA, I used to post up all her fitness videos from Brazil a few years ago because she basically was ripped, had zero body fat and at the time, amongst all the fatties, I found that hot.

No longer a Victoria’s Secret girl, in the end she was just doing their non existent fashions shows, and even at 35, she still has that ripped body, but today she’s flashing tit, which makes her far more entertaining that seeing her doing slutty workouts.

Titty flashing is the whole point of living…so here’s to that.

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