I used to post Izabel Goulart all the fucking time because she was a hot bodied, tanned, ripped, lingerie model posting slutty fitness videos early on in the instagram game.

The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model may be a little hard in the jaw, making you think she could be a tranny, but you’re not allowed to call them tranny, or turn them down for sex because they’ll call it a hate crime, TRANSPHOBE….even though I came across two trannies in the park, one was about 6 foot tall and 300 lbs the other a little asian boy done up like a girl…and shit was like a bad halloween costume you’d definitely be a fag if you fucked either of those “CHICKS”….

I don’t know why Goulart tapped out of the whole NYC model life, choosing to go back to Brazil to commit herself to fitness videos for her instagram, before joining the Victoria’s Secret show every year, while it was still a thing, which is apparently a thing again, and I don’t really care….because even after all these years, she’s still hard bodied, tanned and hot and her flower bikini is something I’d want to pollinate like the fucking INSECT that I am….

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