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2018

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Booty of the Day

Izabel Goulart Booty in White Shorts

Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

I don’t hate the fitness, I like a firm toned body, sure…it’s better than sloppy and fat…especially on a 35 year old…because I see 20 year olds ridden with cellulite thanks to the fat generation and they all think it’s good and healthy and it’s terrible…

I just find Goulart’s going a bit too hard….but at least there’s some emphasis on her ass…in what I assume is some World Cup bullshit cuz all these people love their soccer…

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2018

18

May

Izabel Goulart See Through of the Day

Izabel Goulart Black Bra and See Through Dress

Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this…

While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, that I am bored of, because she’s old and repetitive…but I guess she still matters and is in Cannes or some shit producing content…in slutty outfits that showoff her body…

Izabel Goulart See Through Gold Dress

She has been documenting it on her social media….letting people know she is relevant…..

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2018

27

Mar

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…

It was a time when less people were producing smut on instagram and her videos would pop up and I’d be like DAMN LOOK AT THAT GIRL GO….even knowing that she was 100 fucking years old, I liked seeing someone who focused on health and being in shape, rather than preaching being obese as an answer for all the obese people to support and celebrate…which to me was always weird…

Like anything, I lost interest, it was like “Oh great another Iza Goulart workout video, I don’t fucking care about this clickbait”…but when she’s on the beach in bikini pics, showing off that body…it’s good and a reminder that fit is the key, now more than ever, because this celebrate fat thing makes me sick.

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2017

27

Dec

Izabel Goulart Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Izabel Goulart Bikini Photoshoot

Veins above the cunt from fitness….is the new fat chick model with fat spilling over her bikini bottoms on some Ashley Graham shit…because the fat photoshopped gunt has lost it’s appeal and I want musculature to imagine cumming on…dripping through her abs and muscular pelvis…without risk of finding a donut lodged up the cunt…

Izabel Goulart is fit as hell, she works on her body and has no body fat and that, in and of itself is erotic in an era where 50 percent of the population are lazy as fuck pre-diabetics…

Some Brazilian sex worker…doing good things reminding America who made her lots of money how fucking fat they are.

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2017

26

Dec

Izabel Goulart – Bikini – of the Day

Izabel Goulart in a white bikini in a mans arms

Izabel Goulart is a Victoria’s Secret model once a year, for whatever reason, she was taken off the main roster and ran back to brazil to live out her fit as fuck model life, thanks to garnering celebrity from the billion dollar evil fucking brand…but she still walks their fashion show infomercial to I guess stay relevant, or maybe because that’s what her contract stipulates – allowing her to remain exclusive to them without actually working since she’ likely got enough in the bank, she was a huge deal for a while a while ago..

I forgot she existed, but saw these Brazilian Christmas romance shots and remembered how fit she was, like workouts everyday, making for a sculpted and amazing body…with low bodyfat…and I figured why not celebrate that today while all you fat fucks are till eating cookies from Yesterday….not everyone is a lazy pre-diabetic fat as fuck American…some just get paid in American Dollars to be hotter than Americans, so tht they buy cheap made in china sweatshop panties…you know…like GOULART…

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Here’s some excitement from her social media..

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2017

05

Jun

Izabel Goulart – Amazing Body in a Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart has a ridiculously fit fucking body.

She’s an older Victoria’s Secret model, who I don’t think is an actual “angel”…that’s how they control their bitches, you know keep them fighting to be the best they can be with hopes of some bullshit title that doesn’t actual matter, other than meaning the girls get a monthly check from the brand, paid to wear it, like when I hire hookers to be my friend for an hour…same kind of thing….

Izabel Goulart is in a bikini and has a fit fucking body…and whether some mall brand hires her or not, I’ll still stare, even if she’s old….

Brazil.

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2016

28

Dec

Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day

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Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness….

But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart…

Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring….

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2016

26

Dec

Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic….

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Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits…

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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back…

Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving..

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2016

08

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Booty Shake Preview to her Love Magazine Video of the Day

I find it depressing that the only model content that makes any real noise in Decemeber is this Love magazine non-Christmas because that’s exclusive, and we live in an inclusive world…daily video advent calendar….

The videos are uninspired, thrown together and people only watch because it’s half naked chicks with millions of followers, that Love uses to get their own followers, in a follow fest…

Izabel Goulart, the 40 year old VS model who is fit as fuck, hot booty, ass shaking Brazilian is going to be in an upcoming one of their videos, and this BTS shit hit instagram – posted by someone I know, so I figured it rarely happens that I am the first to post, the world is filled with nerds online all fucking day doing this shit, so when I see never before seen videos of models ass shaking…I gotta get it up there for the world / my 2 readers to bask in the glory…

The Farrah Abraham exclusive squirt video was a more lucrative video, but I take what I can get…

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2016

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart – Lingerie Model of the Day

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Izabel Goulart did some lingerie runway show – despite being old…she’s still got a few catwalks left in her brazilian hustle…these did the rounds the other day, I didn’t bother posting them because I was doing more important shit…like staring at the fucking wall…something I told someone I do at least 3 hours a day – and they thought I was fucking nuts…but I they underestimate what sleep apnea, alcohol addiction, diabetes, high blood pressure and possibly AIDS can do to an exhausted mind with hatred for most things but an unwillingness to kill myself because it’s all so funny…

I figure put these up a couple day laters because she’s not so famous, but she is so fucking ripped it’s almost disgusting…in a world of fatness, I appreciate a body that is fitness…coupled with a little starvation..

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Look she’s a modern day Jane Fonda…with a Brazilian accent and a dad who is the owner of a Lingerie Empire….not a famous actor….with an actual toned body…but same fucking thing…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

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