I don’t know if they cloned Adriana Lima, or if she’s been kept in a freezer the last few years but she did not look as good as this her last 5 years as a victoria’s secret model and that was 5 years ago…so DO THE FUCKING MATCH scientist…

IT DOESN’T ADD UP…

Maybe it’s a stand in, maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s her doing her best impression of her old self….using an ADRIANA LIMA AR FILTER ON IG…

IT OOESN’T MAKE SENSE….but it does make dollars…I guess that only makes sense if you say it, because when you write it out…it doesn’t make sense…

IF IT DON’T MAKE CENTS THEN IT DON’t MAKE DOLLARS..

Anyway, if you’re into OLD rich Brazilian lingerie model MOMS in slutty outfits with their tits out, and WHO ISN’T…here you go.

What I like about Lima is that she’s one of the Brazilian models who doesn’t look trans, and I know that if it was up to all the satanists, all the modesl would be trannies, just to fuck with your mind, and in the AIDS IN PORN scandals that took out LARA ROXX, Brazil was the hub of trannies..so ALWAYS be on high alert…when a Brazilian comes at you with her tits..cuz you may be doing “102 Eggs” in Spanish in NO time…

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Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years.

She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves…

I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens…

These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong.

So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass…

There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is.

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I avoided all the Victoria’s Secret content that they are pushing today, because I hate that their manipulation works…get girls half naked, get people to talk, push black friday, make a shit ton of money…because that’s how marketing works…

I also avoided all the new time models on my instagram who were participating in the show, living their dream because it’s so important…

I also avoid people like Adriana Lima who is 100 fucking years old…and still working for the brand because analytics say her tits still get hits and make sales even though she’s a wreck on all fronts, she just can’t help it – she’s an old mom…

But apparently one of the panties she wore were see through, I call fake on this, because they all wear g-stings under the VS panties, but I’ll pretend it’s legit, why not…old mom pussy on the runaway is a fantasy to some…so much so that these don’t need to be legit to still get the point across..selling the dream…

Look at how those lips are smiling at you…look.

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