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2018

13

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe in Tight Grey Leggings

Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat….

So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen…

Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…

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2018

09

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio

Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this.

She’s the kind of girl who needs to simmer the fuck down, she’s old, she’s had her time, and whether she still sells lingerie harder than a tupperwear party hosting mom, make room for new pussy….

She is marketed as some sort of supermodel, according to her and Victoria’s Secret…but I find it all pretty dull…

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2018

19

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio gets her pussy wet at the beach

THIS JUST IN….

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….

I KNOW YOU’RE CONCERNED…NERVOUS…ANXIETY RIDDEN…UNSURE..INSECURE…SCARED….and….ALONE…not knowing this very important news…but you can rest easy….and TRUST ME WHEN I SAY there’s nothing to worry about…

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach….

In case you thought she wasn’t.

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2018

15

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Party of the Day

I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

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2018

09

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Sports Bra of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Belly Button

Here is Alessandra Ambrosio at the gym wearing a sports bra….a place I assume she spends most of her days, like a weathered and exhausted athlete before retiring doing all he can to compete with the younger versions of herself that she probably thinks she paved the way for…but that she definitely didn’t pave the way for shit…girls have been getting naked and half naked for decades, if not centuries, even for this brand that has made their promo models celebrities.

It amazes me that Ambrosio is still one of their stars, getting the big money, but they run analytics on these bitches, and know she converts because I guess she’s got that celebrity and those fans and other 35 year old women who buy the VS garbage respond to her, she is familiar, what they know, and they prefer it to young pussy that makes them feel like shit about themselves…fascinating..

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2018

31

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio pulls her bikini up her ass

Alessandra Ambrosio may be an old washed up mom, but she’s still a woman, and as a woman we must treat her with respect and encourage her to continue to get half naked, even if it defies science, like some kind of sex worker, because it’s good for her ego….a celebration of 40 year old women who managed to remain fit because they were getting paid…

But instinctually I think she should just bow the fuck down, make room for new pussy, you got your pay, your wealth, in all your half nakedness all these years….it’s time to work behind the scenes, in management maybe…

There’s no way her celebrity really still sells panties, unless of course the women who are fans of her have followed her and are now her age also….relating to her…and doing what she says…which makes sense..I’m not a woman, I may have a blog like a girl, but I’m not one…

I just like to assume she still exists and the brand keeps using her because she has dirt on the company they don’t want released and they figure let the old bitch keep getting naked, it’ll shut her up…you know a different kind of extortion, one you can jack of to….

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2018

12

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio sucks a straw in her bikini on the beach

Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good…

Must be some kind of witch…

Spooky….

Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good…

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2018

10

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio lays on the beach in her bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40…

Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week…

The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day….

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2017

27

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in Fur coats for Vogue Portugal

Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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2017

12

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio naked in Boots

Alessandra Ambrosio posted some clickbait nudes to her social media – but miraculously her account wasn’t deleted. It’s interesting how these zombie women, or maybe vampire women, who never seem to die off, even though they’ve had a career for the last 25 years as a nude or half nude model, while never being that hot…would be a career 15 years too long for a half nude model, but I guess when there’s so much money involved in her and her brand, for the big billion dollar brand, science, diet, biohacking helps keep this going…

I guess they say people will be living for 120 years as a life expectancy, it’s safe to say….they can keep a bitch hot enogu for a while…I guess.

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2017

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Rockin’ Body for Halloween of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is 100 years old and prepping for her Victoria’s Secret fashion show – so she’s looking skinny…as she needs to be…because she’s too old to be part of it…but is still part of it…for whatever reason…

BUT AT LEAST SHE’S SKINNY…

It distracts from that old lady mom of two horse face…

I don’t find her hot, but apparently the team at Victoria’s Secret do, because they keep her old ass around..

This is her Halloween costume, I figure I’ll post it to promote old moms starving themselves and working out hard, she’s putting REAL fucking work into this… in the era of fat people, because if an old mom can do it, everyone can and if they don’t it’s because they don’t fear losing paycheck and their existence for it….so be in denial and keep trying…giving other old timers hope that they don’t need to retire either…even when they should.

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2017

18

Oct

Julia Garner from Netflix Nipples of the Day

Julia Garner from Netflix Nipples

Her name is Julia Garner and she’s an actress and model on a show called Ozark, but more interestingly, she’s got a see through top on at the feminist celebrating women event that a bunch of self involved narcissistic women, to celebrate yourself and each other, while really talking shit about the other girls, but pretending you’re part of some woman movement, even though your life is competing with each other, not bringing each other up, because you’re cunts…

I don’t know it’s all nonsense that is comical if you actually look at what’s going on…

That said Alessandra Ambrosio was also there in a sheer outfit…you know because she’s not a self involved exhibitionist who whored herself out to the world to give the people mainly women unrealistic goals, still at 60…..

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2017

10

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

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2017

05

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Pantsless on Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Pantsless on Instagram

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a pantsless selfie on her social media despite being 38 years old…because you can never be too old…even though I think you can be too old…to be pantsless in bed…even old ladies do it…but to post it on your social media like some 20 year old…because some brand still pays you money and because you don’t want to admit you’re done…is pathetic, depressing, creepy, weird…tacky, trashy, time to hang up the pantyhose girl…save the nudes or the selfies shot by a pro photographer for the rich guys you fuck…unless there’s more vagina in them…in which case…send em over.

You see, I like actual nudes, of women at all ages, but this cocktease shit isn’t cute, it’s like getting with an older woman and she gives you a handjob, even though I love handjobs…older women are just supposed to know how to work it…save the entry level shit for the college kids..

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2017

11

Sep

Alessanda Amrbosio Naked of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio naked silhouette

Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, it may be amazing she still exists and people still care, it is probably a testament to the social media world we live in, it is probably because people just buy into what they are fed, and they are feed Ambrosio because of whatever deal she has with VS…but at 36…a mom…she’s fucking old for this….and sure she still looks amazing for 36, but pass the torch on girl…give some new talent a shot you greedy hoarding cunt…

This shoot features her silhouette of her nipples…and it is not magical…

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