You can date this woman by the tattoo on her ass, it’s basically the equivalent of counting rings on a tree trunk, or doing a carbon test on the dinosaur bones they want you to think actually existed….

That ass tattoo is straight from the mid-90s….and disgusting….and Ambrosio behaving like this at her age is arguably also disgusting, if you are offended by old sluts living their young slut life, despite being old.

Since she’s not fat, there’s really no reason for her to grow out of the half naked whoring….at least not yet, even if menopause and her pissing herself tells a different story.

She is giving us an illusion….DAVID COPPERFIELD…and I got nothing better to do than look…it’s like when you see those street buskers put on a show for the tourists and they all surround him to see what he is up to….because we’ve got nothing better to do…

This is nothing better to do.

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be a bikini model, which was the equivalent of being an OnlyFans model in her era, because she’s old.

Booking VS meant sucking a lot of dick to secure that position, being part of that high profile escort ring where they get paid a day rate….

She even uprooted her life and moved to America to strip down for the perverts, getting in front of the camera and being taken from behind off camera…FACTS….I assume.

Well, she’s in her 60s now, still hustling smut, getting even racier in her smut to stay on course and to keep up with the times….

She’s literally laying in a fuck me from behind position….in a swimsuit and holding her tits like a cocktease you’d find selling subscriptions to her site….

Despite having millions, she keeps on doing it and whether I liked her in her prime or not, I didn’t, she’s built like a Brazilian tranny..NO HIPS…but I’d rather all grannies behave like this than not…makes for a happier world filled with desperados…because her and her bolt-ons look to be having fun and that’s really what life is about…FUN.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in Brazil over the Holidays, or maybe it is just where she lives because she’s Brazilian, and she’s doing some bikini model cosplay.

I guess it’s not considered cosplay when she was a bikini model for 20 years of her life thanks to the Epstein Victoria’s Secret machine.

She’s just old as shit, so when she does it, it’s not quite as impressive as it once was, but rather just an old timer showing the kids their tricks, like some kind of exhibition game for charity or a joke.

There are athletes who come out of retirement for kids with cancer, so we’ll assume this is the bikini model equivalent.

It could also be the 92 year old doctor who still wants to perform surgery and is convince he still can, only to kill the patients he is trying to save, you know, not everyone retires.

I’ve never been sucked into Ambrosio’s sex appeal, I found her the most boring of the VS models….but she was still a VS model when they produced jerk off material, not charity model material that celebrates all retardations in lingerie to appeal to all the variety of rejects their are on the internet that they don’t want to make mad.

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been modeling longer than most of us have been alive.

She was like the cartoon character that is always pregnant, only instead, the lingerie model who is always a lingerie model.

She was like Regis and Kathy Lee before he died, just always around….never not present…until he died….

Only instead of random interviews, she was half naked in her lingerie.

Through it all, even in her younger years, I questioned why she was a bikini or lingerie model.

There was nothing that really stood out about her, maybe she was athletic, maybe her model implants were subtle, maybe she wasn’t a fat slob in a time when fat slobs didn’t really exist….so she wouldn’t have been a fat slob….but she was very fucking ordinary.

Maybe people wanted a normal looking model to sell them catalog panties….

Maybe people find normal looking to be exceptional because they are from a small town of fat slobs, in a time when fat slobs do exist and whined hard enough to make brands like Victoria’s Secret, who created Ambrosio, fold their strategy and hire fat slobs as their models, in some bizarro world no one asked for….

Never listen to the losers of the internet is what I always say as a loser from the internet…but I am the kind of loser on the internet who keeps to my damn self and doesn’t DM brands or find other losers of the internet to rally and protest mall brands to include my kind of loser into their ad campaigns….

EVEN THOUGH a guy jerking off in the changing room watching women shop for lingerie would be great for a super bowl ad.

Point being, she’s 50 years old,. and her ass still looks great in this shoot from Barbados, even though I never really thought her ass looked that great when she wasn’t in menopause….

Check out this shoot….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the top Victoria’s Secret model who reminded me of the guy from Office Space who was fired but just kept showing up to work, no one had the heart to tell her she was fired.

Her career as a VS model didn’t make all that much sense when she started pushing 40, it defied all rules we had known when it came to bikini models. They were supposed to be killed off at 30.

If Victoria’s Secret didn’t go WOKE and decide that they couldn’t use hot skinny fit bitches with fake tits in their campaigns, because they were getting cancelled and hated on social media, so they tried to knee-jerk reaction into booking fatties instead….Ambrosio would still be working for VS.

Since VS re-introduced their classic models, she probably is still working for VS…..

Even though she’s 50, she’s hugely famous, all thanks to the tits, and despite being a mom in her 50s, she’s got the bikini model titties out, it apparently works for her, so who are we to not endorse that behavior…

She’s in DUBAI, getting her fuck on, possibly on a paid job modeling, but you never know with this instagram model shit…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the top Victoria’s Secret model who reminded me of the guy from Office Space who was fired but just kept showing up to work, no one had the heart to tell her she was fired.

Maybe I am a hate, because I am a hater and she is actually a timeless beauty with the most amazing bikini body that my negativity just can’t see through.

Maybe when she was at her prime, I had unrealistic standards or expectations of bikini models for VS and I just thought she was boring.

She committed to the brand so hard, I’d always say “why is she still here”….the creepy lonely guy at the end of the bar every fucking friday night hoping to get lucky….

I guess she converted panty-sales and spoke to the women who prefer the long faced normal looking Brazilian to the bimbo tranny Brazilian with a Brazilian wax on her balls.

Anyway, she’s in Cannes and wore what appears to be a sheer shirt…NO nipples, despite Cannes’ new Nipple Dress Law banning nipples from the event…

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Here she is in a swimsuit shoot for old times….at least the suit is age appropriate…50 year old moms in bikinis that aren’t high waisted or have a skirt attached to them is typically offensive.

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Alessandra Ambrosio must be in her 50s by now.

She wasn’t the most impressive of the VS models when VS was using hot chicks to sell product as the main foundation of their business model that lasted something like 30 fucking years before they gave into the pressures of the 1 percent woke mob that ruined fucking everything…

Sure, VS were accused human traffickers that created Epstein, or at least financed him and gave him his Lolita Express….but that doesn’t mean it worked out terribly for everyone involved, like Ambrosio and the other Brazilians they were excited about….because they had a Brazilian fetish harder than your friend into Trannies before there were trannies in North America…and you had to travel for that shit.

So this one, never that impressive, but always fucking there….is in a bikini shot by the paparazzi.

This is an ancient tradition of man from a pre-internet era that the social media freaks may not understand.

The idea that they are so important others take pics of them doesn’t process for them because they think they are so important and take pics of themselves.

But there was a time when it worked the other way around.

Since people hate celebs, I doubt there will be a Paparazzi revival, but some of you may still like the whole voyeuristic nature of sluts in bikinis being captured on camera by perverts….even if they are old as shit like Ambrosio.

The good news, she’s not fat, her ROT not as bad as most girls rot…..

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a solid 300 years old at this point. The nice thing about her though, is that she’s manage to slow the rot down and manages to look better than she did when she was young, but I didn’t find her hot when she was young, she was the questionable VS Model, that I assumed had family or friends that worked for the brand because she had a “college soccer player” look to her, which isn’t really a lingerie model I want to fuck look to her….

As it turns out, they don’t cast their whores according to me!

Maybe it’s strategic lighting as posing, she is a prolific catalog model and knows how to present her strong jaw to the world, but it’s probably Botox and face filters who cares….I’m staring at the roundest breasts I’ve seen since that time I made a tranny before trannies were trending and cool show me his bolt on tits….bolted on so tight I thought I was in some small engine mechanic school just look at them….

The good news is that in her 40-something rot, she’s vain enough to stay fit and keep up appearances, because letting herself go would erase her from the world…and she cant have that, there’s too much money to mooch off with those tits.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s in the water in a bikini, just giving it away for free, all for self promotion or marketing of what I’ll assume is her direct to consumer bikini brand that is likely created and funded by the same people she worked for for 20 years but that they can’t say is the backer, because the whole point of the influencer brand is to reach people who don’t shop at Victoria’s Secret!

I never gave a shit about Ambrosio, she was always the one I wondered about in the mix of talent they had over the years, I figured she just must connect to the basic bruenettes and push product to them, because she was nothing substantial, but at 40 years old, or near 40, she’s looking better than ever, which doesn’t make sense, unless you factor in getting lots of sleep from not working, eating well from being rich and fucking rich, working out and cosmetic procedures, fillers, implants, and photoshop!

But yeah, 40 year old Ambrosio is hotter than 20 year old Ambrosio, make it make sense!

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