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2019

04

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini

Here’s an expired bikini model in her 40s or near 40s in a bikini…rocking her fake tits and whatever else that is fake on her…a girl’s gotta maintain her image you know…especially when the brand still throws money at her…

Some Ambrosio, the Brazlian dream who was never a Gisele or a Lima, but who is still carving away at her life as a Victoria’s Secret model…maybe because that is all she knows, or maybe because if she can’t be Gisele or Lima, she’ll just outlast them, which I guess she’s doing….the last man standing theory…doesn’t mean you’re the best, but you were the most resilient…

She looks fine, but I don’t think a mom in a bikini should be a thing no matter how fit she is…like put some clothes on, you’re a bad influence on the children with your inappropriate dress.

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2018

25

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini Beach

Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold….

I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about…

I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location.

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2018

05

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old for Victoria’s Secret Show of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits and Pussy Print Tight Wet Bikini

Finally – Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for VS…the fashion show…

I am glad to hear it…

I have been complaining about her leaving some work for the younger girls who deserve it. Stop milking what has already been milked! The cow is dried up even if the farmer is still happy with her fitness and ability to fuck.

She still gets half naked for herself and for free so she’s got that going for her…who needs Victoria secret fashion show stress when she can just cash in the fat checks to do their catalog and get the press for not doing it.

It’s all so dumb…she’s so old…we have seen her at her best…she’s fine for an old lady but we can leave her at that…

She will continue to be half naked all these old ladies do…i expect it to continue into her 50s cuz get that money and old chicks into VS still buy what she tells them to…

It’s a crazy world…..where the elderly get paid to get half naked and it’s not even for a legit fetish magazine…like 60 plus which probably isn’t still publishing but will hold a warm place in my heart thanks to granny getting the down payment on the trailer spreading grey haired labia….

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2018

03

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude from Some Video of the Day

I was just sent an email a few minutes ago by Bill, who says he’s a fan of the site…

Which to anyone else out there, it was nice to get some fucking acknowledgment…

Seeing as that was the first fucking email I’ve received in years from a “fan” of the site.

I have Google Anayltics, even though google is the devil tracking all my stats and fucking stealing my information, so I see people have been to the site…

I started it in 2004, and only started tracking from 2010, and there’s been like a BILLION visitors…none of whom took the time to say hi…

I just assumed they were fake numbers, that I was here alone, just me and the internet…but today BILL made me feel like the internet connects us…look at us connected…bonding over model tits…

So these pics are from a video called Into the Best Light by Marcos Mello Cavallaria…

It was uploaded by the dude himself and it only has 45 fucking LIKES…which means it never went viral….

We saw the paparazzi when it happened back in 2016, but never the finished work…

So thanks Bill for sending that in:

Here are some pics:

Here is the video if VIMEO lets me embed, they usually don’t…those assholes at collegehumor with their Youtube Comeptitor fucking up life.

Alessandra Ambrósio – Into The Best Light – Moonlight – Shot on RED 8K Helium from Cavallaria on Vimeo.

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2018

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like..

I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means.

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2018

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is still bikini modeling, which is so silly, because she’s so old, but is not so silly because she looks so good, and probably has to work really fucking hard at looking good, because she’s so old.

I find it weird, and it is probably thanks to social media, in other circumstances this woman would be taken out to pasture like the old cow that she is, but thanks to instagram accounts with lots of followers thanks to a recognizable name and tons of half naked slutty whore sex worker promo model pics…..they can still sell product through her.

It’s like the Kardashians, if Instagram wasn’t consistent in keeping people locked the fuck in, the fans never unfollow and you have an old bitch like this still doing her dancing monkey nonsense half naked..which isn’t terrible…but is kind of embarassing cuz she’s old and rich give it up already.

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Here’s some more of her being a bikini slut…

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2018

06

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

alessandra ambrosio Upskirt Pussy Flash in Red Romper

Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line…

She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere.

I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with.

alessandra ambrosio Upskirt Pussy Flash in Red Romper

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2018

26

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tits and ass in a right red bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because she is a bikini model….

We are so lucky that we get to share this moment, a veteran out there in a bikini for free, not working, but letting the people know that she does bikini better than they do, even in her old age, because it’s second nature and she gets paid stupid amounts of money to do it….

This is like watching an old athlete come out of retirement for one last game, or maybe it’s the last game before retirement, at his local rink..I am from Canada so it’s always a rink..but it can be applied to all sport venues….you know not amongst the other pros that put him to shame, but amongst the regulars who are like “Holy shit…it’s that pro…I thought he was retired, he’s so old, but fuck he still rips it amongst the senior league”…if you know what I mean.

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2018

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio gives hope everywhere to women pushing 40, that if they were offered a multi-million dollar contract to be half naked, they would do everything in their fucking power to look good half naked, from diet, to exercise, to procedures at the medical spa…you make that body look as good as you can…as young as you can…for as long as you can.

This is the athlete who is still pro at 40, who realized that he needs to keep the moneytrain going to pay for his lavish lifestyle and all his mooch family members on his payroll, but the bikini model version, she’s disciplined…and she’s got fat tits…and it looks pretty good for now….and for that we should encourage her to keep it up…as much as we don’t like old ladies in bikinis…we like ladies in bikinis looking as good as they can….and this is as good as I imagine Alessandra Ambrosio can look…

We live in a superficial world, this is the epi-center of that…Victoria’s Secret models who still haven’t given into the fat movement or “diversity”…good old American values….of if you look good, then you’re good, no matter what color you are or what gender you fuck….or in Gisele’s case…whether you’ve got a dick.

Some paparazzi pics…

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2018

17

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Pussy of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Black Panties and Bra

Alessandra Ambrosio is looking pretty fucking old. I think it’s time to hang up those panties and to move on with her life as a rich as fuck sex worker who made it without being considered a sex worker…

Retire that thong, live the good calm life…because in all areas of work, athletics or business or really anything – you just get too old to do it. Whether you want to admit it or not.

Sure she’s skinny, but at 40 years old, while being a mom, lets focus on young sluts who dream about this job everyday – and give them a chance.

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