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2018

12

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio sucks a straw in her bikini on the beach

Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good…

Must be some kind of witch…

Spooky….

Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good…

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2018

10

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio lays on the beach in her bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40…

Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week…

The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day….

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2017

27

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in Fur coats for Vogue Portugal

Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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2017

12

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio naked in Boots

Alessandra Ambrosio posted some clickbait nudes to her social media – but miraculously her account wasn’t deleted. It’s interesting how these zombie women, or maybe vampire women, who never seem to die off, even though they’ve had a career for the last 25 years as a nude or half nude model, while never being that hot…would be a career 15 years too long for a half nude model, but I guess when there’s so much money involved in her and her brand, for the big billion dollar brand, science, diet, biohacking helps keep this going…

I guess they say people will be living for 120 years as a life expectancy, it’s safe to say….they can keep a bitch hot enogu for a while…I guess.

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2017

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Rockin’ Body for Halloween of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is 100 years old and prepping for her Victoria’s Secret fashion show – so she’s looking skinny…as she needs to be…because she’s too old to be part of it…but is still part of it…for whatever reason…

BUT AT LEAST SHE’S SKINNY…

It distracts from that old lady mom of two horse face…

I don’t find her hot, but apparently the team at Victoria’s Secret do, because they keep her old ass around..

This is her Halloween costume, I figure I’ll post it to promote old moms starving themselves and working out hard, she’s putting REAL fucking work into this… in the era of fat people, because if an old mom can do it, everyone can and if they don’t it’s because they don’t fear losing paycheck and their existence for it….so be in denial and keep trying…giving other old timers hope that they don’t need to retire either…even when they should.

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2017

18

Oct

Julia Garner from Netflix Nipples of the Day

Julia Garner from Netflix Nipples

Her name is Julia Garner and she’s an actress and model on a show called Ozark, but more interestingly, she’s got a see through top on at the feminist celebrating women event that a bunch of self involved narcissistic women, to celebrate yourself and each other, while really talking shit about the other girls, but pretending you’re part of some woman movement, even though your life is competing with each other, not bringing each other up, because you’re cunts…

I don’t know it’s all nonsense that is comical if you actually look at what’s going on…

That said Alessandra Ambrosio was also there in a sheer outfit…you know because she’s not a self involved exhibitionist who whored herself out to the world to give the people mainly women unrealistic goals, still at 60…..

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2017

10

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

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2017

05

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Pantsless on Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Pantsless on Instagram

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a pantsless selfie on her social media despite being 38 years old…because you can never be too old…even though I think you can be too old…to be pantsless in bed…even old ladies do it…but to post it on your social media like some 20 year old…because some brand still pays you money and because you don’t want to admit you’re done…is pathetic, depressing, creepy, weird…tacky, trashy, time to hang up the pantyhose girl…save the nudes or the selfies shot by a pro photographer for the rich guys you fuck…unless there’s more vagina in them…in which case…send em over.

You see, I like actual nudes, of women at all ages, but this cocktease shit isn’t cute, it’s like getting with an older woman and she gives you a handjob, even though I love handjobs…older women are just supposed to know how to work it…save the entry level shit for the college kids..

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2017

11

Sep

Alessanda Amrbosio Naked of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio naked silhouette

Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, it may be amazing she still exists and people still care, it is probably a testament to the social media world we live in, it is probably because people just buy into what they are fed, and they are feed Ambrosio because of whatever deal she has with VS…but at 36…a mom…she’s fucking old for this….and sure she still looks amazing for 36, but pass the torch on girl…give some new talent a shot you greedy hoarding cunt…

This shoot features her silhouette of her nipples…and it is not magical…

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2017

31

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Kind Of Naked for Narcisse of the Day

I find it amazing that 35 year old mom of two or three Alessandra Ambrosio is still modeling, whenever I see her pics I think “she looks good for a 35 year old, but why the hell is she still getting paid to model”…it’s like throw in the panties bitch, we get it your fake tits are only 5 years old, but that doesn’t mean you’re that fresh girl, and we get it you still have a tight enough body, but that doesn’t mean your as tight as an 18 year old trying to get the jobs she’s got, it’s like force her to retire like they do in Switzerland, it’s like get out of her old timer, people don’t know or care who you are anymore, the youth shouldn’t at least and if they do…that’s a real fucking flaw…because there’s not much else to her….she’s not hosting TV like Tyra and Klum or other VS models who have transitioned like they Bruce Jenner…she’s still doing what she did, like she did, as she did, hoping no one notices she’s a fucking old timer…too old to be there…in a get the fuck out of her..situation…

That said, this is one of her hotter shoots…

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2017

25

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

A few weeks ago, the team at Victoria’s Secret rounded up their half naked cattle who get paid a lot of money by the brand to be a slave to the brand, and to forever be owned by the brand, making other models feel inferior for not having a contract like that with any brand, making the fat chicks angry because the brand hasn’t accepted fat as a norm yet, but I assume they will, because the government loves fat chicks…they encourage other fat chicks to be happy fat, rather than get in shape so that they end up on all the pharma chronic illness meds…BIG MONEY….

LIKE FATASHLEY GRAHAM…

That said, this old timer was part of the campaign and they got her topless, showing off them little fake tits she’s got, because that’s what it takes to be a bikini and lingerie model…corporate sponsorship and little implants…coupled with a willingness to get topless in an era of everyone topless…

Here she is getting paid by OMEGA watches like she was James Bond…only more topless, half naked, overpaid stripper who has been cockteasing for the length of her career and the cocktease is now just getting weird because she’s an old mom…and that shit should be reserved for her husband in the bedroom…

Luxury watches meet half naked middle aged promo model…

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2017

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it.

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2017

07

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Still Exists in Bathing Suits of the Day

HEY BRO – It’s AmBROsio…and she’s posing like a slut in a bikini – despite pushing 40 and having spend over 20 years doing this – making her a pro bikini poser – in a world filled with amateurs pretending to be pros – but doing as good as a job as her – because apparently chicks don’t feel like assholes when posing for a camera like they are about to be on the cover of VOGUE…instead of a social media pic…

It’s a weird world we live in, but BROSIO gets paid…and thus her bikini pics should be hotter to you than all the other bikini pics …even though I prefer bikini pics of local girls who won’t fuck me…you know that personal connection is everything for me.

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2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…


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2017

11

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lingerie, I mean if you can call Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, I am sure trailer trash in Texas or really any middle of the road neighborhood in the USA, would consider it Lingerie, it kind of looks like lingerie, it just smells like made in China Chemicals that are probably leading into pussy and tits like you want to, causing pussy and tit cancer…

That said, Ambrosio is one of their promo models who has made a lot with them and I am wondering if her fake tits were a tax write off, or if she just let some rich dude pay for them…

The reason I am into these pics are not the young yungs next to her, but the bent over in bikini pic, always a fetish…GOOD times…

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