Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period…

I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras…

Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret…

I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land…

All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical…

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Here is a bikini pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hiding behind some other model named Gisele, not the tranny Gisele, some other Gisele, who as you can see steals the the show….because she’s probably not a mom of 10 thanks to Catholicism, and old, washed up, and over exposed….ya know…

I guess who cares…models in bikinis…right…and I guess Alessandra’s not so bad anyway…and not just because of her tramp stamp…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, who I guess is also the face of her own brand called ALE, up on some Jessica Simpson shit, hoping for the billion dollar pay out for doing little no work, but being able to sign off on designs her 30 something year old ass approves of…because she’s a model and is on top of the trends…that’s why this campaign looks like Coachella back in the Lindsay Lohan at Coachella days of 2006….Because in Brazil, like Wisconsin, things are a decade behind when it comes to style…but here is her catalog anyway..

I would like you to note how she is not in a bikini, or lingerie…which is kind of her thing…and I would like to make it clear that I don’t approve of any girl reinventing herself by putting more clothes on than we’re used to…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is clearly turning her back on her evil corporate sponsors….

I guess she just doesn’t give a fuck that helped her get into America, and that let her have a very successful career in which she made a stupid amount of money…

She’s like “I got these model-sized implants motherfuckers, I don’t need your push-up padded bra, not to mention, I can just use my arm, like my tribal ancestors of Brazil used to, because now that I got the name and the Money, I don’t need your made in china, shitty overpiriced, sweatshop made, suburban mall lingerie”….

At least that’s all I see when looking at this, an unappreciative bitch, but I guess what it comes down to is that all bitches are unappreciative…#armbra

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because seeing mom’s in a bikini, who get paid millions of dollars a year to be in a bikini, doing it for free while captured by the paparazzi…doing something we’ve seen a million times before…to remind you that life is pretty fucking boring, repetitive, none of this matters…especially with all the slutty real life girls you can find on the internet willing to take spread ass pics…kind of making these product pedlars nothing but the half naked equivalent of the Costco samplers, but better body, because they find those women at the retard institutions, old folks home and I guess prisons…

Either way…bikini model in a bikini on her spare time…you know burning the candle at both end…like watching a doctor save a dying person at the golf course off duty…

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