Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence..

Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck…

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything.

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This is no way for a mother to dress…she’s in her mid 30s…has two kids…yet walks around like some kind of street hooker…I don’t know what I am looking at, a lingerie model who is just lucky she’s tall because otherwise she’d be in porn…or a hooker looking to get picked up..

She’s the mom at the Parent Teacher and activity days that offends all the other moms, because all the other dads get excited looking at her, and agree to go to all the school events hoping to see her there…dressed the way she dresses…because the real slut shamers…are other women…which is logical because all men love sluts…and I know what you’re thinking..and that is that just because she’s dressed skimpy doesn’t mean she’s a slut..her kids are with the same rich as fuck dude she hookered down….but I like to think you don’t need to live a slut life…to dress the slut part…sluts…in activewear are still sluts…often times middle age sluts…and not always as fit as this…but still eager for everyone to stare at their asses….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported…

That said,

She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis…

Movie Magic…

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Alessandra Ambrosio has fake model tits…used to make girls feel inadequate about their tits…hoping their 50 dollar bra from Victoria’s Secret will save…which will work, if they take Alessandra Ambrosio’s lead and buy a set of tits..that have nothing to do with their bras her employer makes in “sweatshops” overseas to sell back to middle of the road American mall shopper …unless they work for the brand and get paid millions a year…

I know what you’re thinking..who gives a fuck about what might as well is a 100 year old model and her nipples through a see through shirt.

I guess I am stuck in the past…I run a fucking blog…that’s pretty late 90s…like Ambrosio’s sex appeal…

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The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face….

So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece…

Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations…

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Mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio….is promoting coconut water booze, because coconut’s are trendy, these people pay her, and she likes money, even though she has money, and her husband probably has money, and maybe she’s just doing it for the booze…because alcoholism…

And what we can all agree, and by we all, I mean me, I know I am alone in this…so alone…why won’t anyone hold me…

Is that she’s got a ridiculous body, especially at 35…with babies…making me wonder if she’s actually born like other Brazilian girls I know…

With a penis…

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I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies….

It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar….

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Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini…

She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing…

I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate…

I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for…

I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties…

I’ll never know.

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