Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties!

With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt…

I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in….

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Alessandra Ambrosio best work in recent years has been her breast implants after her kids….

I still think she’s old, played out, boring…but at least she’s not that tranny Gisele…She’s instead, like Lima, one of the Brazilians who looks like she was born with a vagina, and I guess that’s a good thing….if you’re not into tranny even though it seems eveyrone is into tranny..

I figure Brazil needs all the support it can get in these hard times of dangerous gangs and ZIKA virus for the Olympics…but I don’t think Ambrosio, a Brazilian defector who made her money in AMerica is the answer…if anything I think she’s had far too much press over the years, and this is just the tail end where younger and hotter versions of her doing the same work as her – which isn’t even inspiring or good work – it’s just catalog underwear work – meaning she ultimately doesn’t matter – but she won’t accept that and just fall out and age gracefully, VS is still under contract with her so cash the fuck in as long as you can – even if it is the last hurrah…

I guess what I am saying is that I am a firm believer that models die at 27….

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Look She’s on the cover of Cosmo UK which is only 1 British Pound – or 10 cents AMERICAN duE to their BREXIT because she matters…and the magazine is JUST THAT GOOD…

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Alessandra Ambrosio flashing a very tiny pair of panties on set for some photoshoot…works for me…it’s actually some of the best of Alessandra Ambrosio’s recent work…which we can assume is some of her last work, not because she’s going to die, according to her birth certificate, she’s already dead as a model….a mom of two in her 30s,but her ass still fit, her ass still making all kinds of emergency money in case her husband goes broke and the big corporate brands who don’t seem to care that she’s old, keep giving her work, and figure why bother using young hot girls, when we have this bitch in contract still and have no choice but to get their money’s worth…

So take in this subtle ass flash in skimpy panties because she’s not getting any younger…before it’s too late…even though it’s pretty much too late.

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Alessandra Ambrosio, bores me…I mean she’s alright, for a top model that was marketed aggressively by Victoria’s Secret, but she was always a mid-tier level of hotness to me – but still hotter than Gisele…and the fact that she’s still doing it – while being a mom – is just weird to me because there is so much hot younger talent out there.

It’s like we have options, we don’t need to create celebrities out of these totally uninteresting characters. One percent of models have a personality that warrant a celebrity. That warrant an Audience. That deserve to keep on getting it…but for some reason…they always go back to the same ones…

I have never heard someone talk about Ambrosio like she’s the end all be all of life, I’ve never heard anyone excited for her – even WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …no one cares…yet she’s still in the media..

We need to stop this wasting of hot girls who deserve the media – by not giving it to the old timers. We get it, she’s Alessandra Ambrosio – who cares…I want new pussy fuck.

This is why Instagram wins…..

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an out of touch model in the tail end of her model years…who still looks good because she had her post-pregnant tits rebuilt…but who is still just an old mom holding on…

In leveraging her “personal brand”….that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, she’s releasing the cheesiest FLASH TATTOOS that really basic sorority girls from Florida fucking love…for their Spring Breaks and I guess what Coachella mainstream girls were into a YEAR ago because COACHELLA is so ahead of the trends…thanks to FOREVER 21 and other MALL BRANDS exploiting and financing the music fest…coachella – an event Ambrosio brings her kids to…because its a good place for kids amongst all the loser mainstream festival goers on amphetamines….

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard nipples were brought out in a magazine, because she’s an old mom who’s tits have been sucked on by both potential employers and her babies she had being a good Catholic Brazilian..coupled with increased sensitivity from her fake tits…

She’s still a model, still has a fit body, but is still boring to me. It’s that whole mom thing and overexposure from being in Victoria’s Secret that I hate….she’s like the McDonalds of models…

Either way, These pics came out 4 days ago, I spent 4 days deciding whether to post them since I posted the paparazzi pics when they were shot a while ago and even those bored me…and who needs more Ambrosio really, a hard mom still modeling when she should retire nipples in a bathing suit is exciting to some – I guess…just not to me…

Here’s her tits from her instagram yesterday….with the hashtag “forevervacation”….we get it you rich cunt.

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When you’re raised in Brazilian Poverty…or really in Brazil in general, because it is a dangerous place at least according to Liveleak, where shit like this – happens to girls on the regular:

You take advantage of you tall model body and the mid 2000 Brazil hype you call the “blessing” your catholic god has given you to be a nude or half nude model for an evil billion dollar corporation, to help put Brazil on the map, or to at least make money so you and your family never have to work again….you don’t let a pregnancy ruin your fucking body like you were arrogant Adriana Lima, just too cocky in her look to really stop from being a mom by 30…

Unless she was bred in a Victoria’s Secret lab in the middle of the Brazilian jungle using technology and medical procedures that aren’t regulated there…

Either way, what I am trying to say, is that despite her no contraception thanks to a love for Jesus and the Pope practices, her kids haven’t destroyed her from being fit as fuck..

Unless this is photoshop – which it can’t be, there’s no way..

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