Alessandra Ambrosio is a solid 300 years old at this point. The nice thing about her though, is that she’s manage to slow the rot down and manages to look better than she did when she was young, but I didn’t find her hot when she was young, she was the questionable VS Model, that I assumed had family or friends that worked for the brand because she had a “college soccer player” look to her, which isn’t really a lingerie model I want to fuck look to her….

As it turns out, they don’t cast their whores according to me!

Maybe it’s strategic lighting as posing, she is a prolific catalog model and knows how to present her strong jaw to the world, but it’s probably Botox and face filters who cares….I’m staring at the roundest breasts I’ve seen since that time I made a tranny before trannies were trending and cool show me his bolt on tits….bolted on so tight I thought I was in some small engine mechanic school just look at them….

The good news is that in her 40-something rot, she’s vain enough to stay fit and keep up appearances, because letting herself go would erase her from the world…and she cant have that, there’s too much money to mooch off with those tits.

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