This is Salma Hayek pretending to be the trad wife, making pancakes in the kitchen of what probably isn’t even her house, because she’s an actor and actors fucking lie.

I’ll post the old lady because I’m into the trad wife movement, exhausted from all the whores out there either scamming or getting rich off the backs of losers like us, or even whores out there getting rich of brand deals, or whores out there living that rich instagram lifestyle like every other robot plugged into the matrix by fucking the right dude strategically….

But I am sure at Salma’s hardly the Mexican most Californians have working their kitchens, she’s probably more of the Mexican who hires the Mexicans through some house manager that handles her billionaire life….but I’ll buy into the lie…

It’s just unfortunate that the actress billionaire playing the trad pancake making wife doesn’t do it with more tit out, since she’s got the tits, it’d make the trad life hotter than some ill-fitting pyjamas…

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