It’s the law to make at least on CANS IN CANNES dad joke annually when the festival goes down. Salma is those CANS today….
CANNES has made a new dress code laws that doesn’t allow the shameless whores who are in attendence, ready to make their debut because their rich financier decided to invite them, to flash their tits. So we’re stuck with cleavage.
Salma Hayek is coming fresh off her Sports Illustrated Swim cover shoot.
At 55+, that’s an impressive feat, especially after being traumatized by seeing one of those 55+ porn magazine back when they made the obscure niche porn magazines before the internet took over in porn weirdness.
It may be one of those situations which being rich in her own right and rich through marrying one of the richest dudes in the world has allowed her to live in a vaccuum and age better than the Marge at the corner store who sells me cigarettes, we call her the last standing white convenience store worker, and she is either 35 or 95….you just can’t tell if it’s been hard living or just dying.
Hayek is famous and relies on her looks for that career that made her billionaire buy her in the first place, all made in Mexico and ready to be shipped internationally for the right price
So she has to be vain as a matter of survival. She has to maintain a certain level of looks to keep her career and her man’s erection while she has sex with other men in front of him at the Satanic sex parties….Billionaires…
So for the life of her, she’s aging gracefully with the help of money, science, tits.
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