Salma Hayek is in a silver dress, because she’s old as shit, in her silver years, but she’s married to a rich fuck, so I guess it’s probably a platinum dress, it’s more expensive. Not to mention, her rich husband owns all the designer brands, so she gets the special treatment.

She is laying in what looks like packing peanuts.

We can either assume that she’s paying tribute to her being human trafficked to her billionaire husband after being human trafficked to the Hollywood industry via Mexico…BORDER patrol…

Or she’s a robot that the husband had built in her image that he sends around to events, while the real Hayek is dead in the basement after one of their fights. It’s self preservation, they need to keep up appearances and pretend that the original Hayek is alive, because otherwise they’ll know he did it. It’s always the husband.

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