There’s an episode of the Golden Girls where Blanche realizes what she looks like to a spectator looking up at her from above….and how her sex must be in the laid down position from then on because it pulls everything back where gravity has turned on them with the standard 50 year old woman rot…

So Hayek, who really wasn’t very hot in her youth but who was marketed to us as if she was, is still producing jerk off material to the fans like an OF model holding onto the dream, but rich enough to do it for free or charity as hand outs, because her billionare husband clearly likes dudes jerking off to her and order her to do this kind of thing, because that’s the reason he bought her.

With her laying back, tits to her chin, one piece suit hiding the old lady gut….she’s doing alright…

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