Billionaire wife Salma Hayek posted a throwback Thursday of a nude shoot….

The Lebanese Mexican set of tits that changed the fucking Entertainment industry in part because her husband bought CAA the power agents who ran Hollywood, because that’s what you want out of your sugar daddy…you know, to have them own the industry you work in…but also because of her big tits and over the top Mexican accent that inspired the likes of Sofia Vergara to play up because clearly there is a fetish for it….titties and accents….

I don’t know what this shoot is from, but since I’m a fucking Dinosaur, it’s probably been posted here when it came out, but let’s upcycle or recycle content, that’s fucking trendy in this climate change economy….trendy like BIRIA….

I don’t know if this is before or after she fucked Robert Rodriguez for her breakout role, I don’t even know if she fucked Robert Rodriguez for that movie and my only real comment about this shoot, besides the feet for the feet fucks is that she’s all DULCE LECHE…and NO CHURRO…

So it’s hardly the kind of gaping nude I need…but it’s still an old bitch relieving her youth, recycling old pics like a fatty on a dating app and there’s something nice about that because it means they thought they were hotter then, no matter how hard they play empowered hot old lady….no one wants to be old…even if they are hotter than the other olds, cuz they still old.

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