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2015

24

Aug

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big…big and old…Salma Hayek, our favorite Mexican, who is actually a Mexican and not a Mexican for practical marketing purpose, like Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba, reaching out to that Mexican fan base, because Mexicans love their own, but rather an actual Mexican, used as the Mexican who can barely speak english, because she can barely speak english, getting cast and avoiding digging tunnels under borders or working the hotel industry changing shit and blood covered sheets thanks to white people, thanks to her tits…her big fucking tits…or as some shitty sites will like to call “her floaties”…because they basic…while I just look at the fuckers…I don’t really care to discuss this shit…

Here’s a Jazzy edit of her in a bkini….that I posted last week…

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2015

18

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

I mean…except fo the tits…they are big…

Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz

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2015

07

Aug

Lucy Hale and Salma Hayek Don’t Give me Boners of the Day

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I don’t watch the show that Lucy Hale is on, so maybe her personality shines through her 35 year old looking mom body, and I would just want to ravage her and have my way with her and live happily every with her…because I feel like she’d be a good mom, not annoying and most importantly, is into me fucking all her friends…so I’m just basing everything about her on this picture, and in this picture, I’m not inspired to want to do anything to her, but maybe ask her to pick up my prescriptions, or make me a coffee…

I have however, jerked off the Salma Hayek’s tits, because I was younger, she was Mexican, it was before the internet made me hate celebrities, and it was when I could focus on all she was good for, her tits…

But that was 20 years ago, and like any woman, 20 years is worse on her than being molested by her father….you know makes her more broken, at least physically…so I’m not vibing on this at all…

But I figure post everything that I find to distract me from life…To see the rest of Lucy Hale in her Bloomers – CLICK HERE

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2015

08

Jun

Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that…

Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this..

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2015

25

May

Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying…

Yay…

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