I find it interesting that I didn’t give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio when she was a Victoria’s Secret model, you know when she was younger and theoretically, based on that fact alone, hotter…girls don’t get hotter when they get older unless they practice fucking witch craft or evil…

So yeah, don’t think that I gave a fuck about any Victoria’s Secret model, this site was started as a joke to make fun of losers who didn’t go outside to fuck real chicks, because they were too busy overhyping the above average celebrity chicks they’d fetishize, which as far as I’m concerned, it’s a waste of fucking time and a waste of fucking life…hence why I do it all day…I hate myself more than I hate any of these people…

But yeah, Ambrosio, the average model during her time with VS, eventually turning into the 40 year old who never fucking retired…yet all of a sudden…she’s hot as shit now..

How does that happen? Is this a clone, is this a real person, I mean when you’re human trafficked to America to pose half naked, there’s probably lots of secret stories and dick sucks we’ll never know about…

What we do know is that maybe it’s diet, exercise, fitness, strategic face injections, sleeping because they are rich and have nothing else to do…there’s probably ways to “Hack the system”….

Because this fitness content with her tits is hot…and that makes no sense at its core…but that’s how it goes.

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BUSH IS BACK motherfuckers…

I mean, it’s never gone out of style for me and the only good thing about having 17 years of my stream of consciousness in the form of 60,000 random blog posts, is that I can go back 17 years and prove to you that I have and always have been a fan of the BUSH….

I have been on the “SAVE YOUR BUSH” Don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH protest for as long as I’ve had the site, I’ve even wanted to organize publicity stunt protests outside waxing and laser salons to get my point heard, but I figure that’s too much effort and having the idea is often way more fun than executing the idea…since idiots won’t get the joke anyway…NOT THAT IT WAS a joke..

My key points to my BUSH THESIS I’ve been working on over the years, maybe it is my BUSH manifesto…is pretty simple…bush is natural and natural is hot…bush is customizable so you can personalize it to your own specifications…bush comes in all colors, lengths, level of curly…so the bush is like a CRACKJACK BOX SURPISE..when the panties slip off, if they slip off, because they probably won’t slip off for you…you’re creepy and they don’t want you to see the bush….if the bush is long enough…it is a panty pillow…you can nuzzle up on and be cozy in….and it’s just a nice way to protect the pussy before spreading the pussy…

THERE IS NOTHING better than bush…plus bald pussy is fucking creepy, like a chicken skin used for masturbation purposes, that within a day of being bald is riddled with ingrown hairs…looking like it had a bout with chicken pox…or herpes…something I’ve told every bald pussy I’ve met to grow out…it’s part of being an revolutionist…

So yeah…BUSH is everything, BUSH is now, finally the loser slow to the gate mainstream are onto my vision for humanity…my UTOPIA…one full of me seeing bush and it’s great…

This is Brazilian model Alessandra Amrbosio showing her bush, because she knows, it’s her profession, even if she’s retired from the VS kick, she’s still in the know.

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This is a “Guess How Old The Ass” is challenge, that I guess I gave away by saying who it is….but decided I hate games and we don’t do that kind of thing here…she’s 39 and you can tell by the way her ass is crying, but she’s skinny and that goes far enough for me, even if she’s never been more than average to me…even at her prime…but more 39 year olds should look like this as they melt…as women do..

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Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio actually looks hotter in this video than I think she ever has. Which makes no sense because she’s old as shit.

I just was never into her as a Victoria’s Secret model, which at the time she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, was a huge thing. I always just thought she was average.

She ended up having the longest possible Victoria’s Secret career, only retiring this past year when the brand basically died the fuck off, because these things happen when you’re a garbage brand selling made in china shit for way too much money despite being a billion dollar company full capable of manufacturing in America.

You greedy Epstein funding fucks, who may also imply that back when Ambrosio started her stint with the brand, she could have very well been a sex worker part of their human trafficking ring.

I always found it funny that professionals or entrepreneurs aren’t able to get into America without a large investment and a solid business plan, or a sponsor…

But titty models from any country can get their “O” visa for being of “Exceptional Ability”…if that’s not some “get new hot pussy in America for rich dudes to breed with”…I don’t know what is…

This isn’t about her start, it’s more about her end, so where’s the logic that at 40 and a mom of two she looks better than ever….explain it to me because I don’t get it…not that i need to get it, I can just look at her b-cup implants that come with the VS job and that she hasn’t had removed like she was CANDICE SWANEPOEL, at least not yet!

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers.

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