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2021

27

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Fitness Tits of the Day

I find it interesting that I didn’t give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio when she was a Victoria’s Secret model, you know when she was younger and theoretically, based on that fact alone, hotter…girls don’t get hotter when they get older unless they practice fucking witch craft or evil…

So yeah, don’t think that I gave a fuck about any Victoria’s Secret model, this site was started as a joke to make fun of losers who didn’t go outside to fuck real chicks, because they were too busy overhyping the above average celebrity chicks they’d fetishize, which as far as I’m concerned, it’s a waste of fucking time and a waste of fucking life…hence why I do it all day…I hate myself more than I hate any of these people…

But yeah, Ambrosio, the average model during her time with VS, eventually turning into the 40 year old who never fucking retired…yet all of a sudden…she’s hot as shit now..

How does that happen? Is this a clone, is this a real person, I mean when you’re human trafficked to America to pose half naked, there’s probably lots of secret stories and dick sucks we’ll never know about…

What we do know is that maybe it’s diet, exercise, fitness, strategic face injections, sleeping because they are rich and have nothing else to do…there’s probably ways to “Hack the system”….

Because this fitness content with her tits is hot…and that makes no sense at its core…but that’s how it goes.



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2021

24

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Butthole on The Beach of the Day

There’s this old expression that my granny used to say the went like this – “ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG”….ok so my granny never used to say that, but she did say “You can’t rape the willing”….while raping me…so there’s that…Asshole Behind Thong is more my WEEKLY ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG ROUND UP POST where I’ve told you everything I possibly can about assholes behind thong….since I don’t expect you to read it, since people don’t read and I can’t really write, I’ll summarize here….

People love showing off their assholes, like people like being shown assholes, and the thong, thanks to a design flaw, or a design win, is too think of a fabric to cover the asshole, so the modest leave her panties on kind of girl is basically still able to show the ridge or rip or shit stain of the asshole just by positioning themselves in the right way and it feels so natural, not slutty and amazing to us asshole lovers

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Swim veteran who only retired in the last few years, but still looks good, still has that older model body, and she stays fit playing Volleyball like you’d expect tall ladies to do in California…

Her swimsuit, a one piece, is cut in a way, that I am pretty sure I see her fucking asshole, and am always up for model asshole on the beach, discreetly showing asshole, while likely realizing she’s showing asshole, it’s just less obvious of an asshole flash, seems more organic, natural and authentic…and I’m into it..


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2021

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bush on The Beach of the Day

Alessandra ambrosio bush

BUSH IS BACK motherfuckers…

I mean, it’s never gone out of style for me and the only good thing about having 17 years of my stream of consciousness in the form of 60,000 random blog posts, is that I can go back 17 years and prove to you that I have and always have been a fan of the BUSH….

I have been on the “SAVE YOUR BUSH” Don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH protest for as long as I’ve had the site, I’ve even wanted to organize publicity stunt protests outside waxing and laser salons to get my point heard, but I figure that’s too much effort and having the idea is often way more fun than executing the idea…since idiots won’t get the joke anyway…NOT THAT IT WAS a joke..

My key points to my BUSH THESIS I’ve been working on over the years, maybe it is my BUSH manifesto…is pretty simple…bush is natural and natural is hot…bush is customizable so you can personalize it to your own specifications…bush comes in all colors, lengths, level of curly…so the bush is like a CRACKJACK BOX SURPISE..when the panties slip off, if they slip off, because they probably won’t slip off for you…you’re creepy and they don’t want you to see the bush….if the bush is long enough…it is a panty pillow…you can nuzzle up on and be cozy in….and it’s just a nice way to protect the pussy before spreading the pussy…

THERE IS NOTHING better than bush…plus bald pussy is fucking creepy, like a chicken skin used for masturbation purposes, that within a day of being bald is riddled with ingrown hairs…looking like it had a bout with chicken pox…or herpes…something I’ve told every bald pussy I’ve met to grow out…it’s part of being an revolutionist…

So yeah…BUSH is everything, BUSH is now, finally the loser slow to the gate mainstream are onto my vision for humanity…my UTOPIA…one full of me seeing bush and it’s great…

This is Brazilian model Alessandra Amrbosio showing her bush, because she knows, it’s her profession, even if she’s retired from the VS kick, she’s still in the know.

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2020

17

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This is a “Guess How Old The Ass” is challenge, that I guess I gave away by saying who it is….but decided I hate games and we don’t do that kind of thing here…she’s 39 and you can tell by the way her ass is crying, but she’s skinny and that goes far enough for me, even if she’s never been more than average to me…even at her prime…but more 39 year olds should look like this as they melt…as women do..


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2020

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

There was a time when we’d call the fat girl policing the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store…the FAT MANAGER.

She was oftentimes the loud, barrier of entry for men trying to get to the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store, wherever these hot girls hang….

Some people would call it jumping the grenade when you were forced to fuck the fat manager instead of the hot chick because the problem with fat managers is they get egos because they have a hot chick in their group, and they guilt that hot chick when a guy they are into fucking comes along trying to talk to their friend….the gatekeeper to the hot pussy….and if you’re the kind of guy the fat manager wants, there’s no way the hot chick will fold and fuck you at risk of losing her fat manager….

You may wonder why hot girls have fat managers, it’s simple, they do it because they don’t like being harassed by dudes all day, it’s annoying, so they can pass it off on the gatekeeper….but more importantly, the fat manager always makes them look fitter, hotter, and more amazing than they are…because in the moment, it’s a “this vs that” situation and this looks way better than that, since this is not the fat manager….elevating the whole thing…especially when there are photographers around.

This is Ambrosio and her fat manager.

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2020

08

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini

Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio actually looks hotter in this video than I think she ever has. Which makes no sense because she’s old as shit.

I just was never into her as a Victoria’s Secret model, which at the time she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, was a huge thing. I always just thought she was average.

She ended up having the longest possible Victoria’s Secret career, only retiring this past year when the brand basically died the fuck off, because these things happen when you’re a garbage brand selling made in china shit for way too much money despite being a billion dollar company full capable of manufacturing in America.

You greedy Epstein funding fucks, who may also imply that back when Ambrosio started her stint with the brand, she could have very well been a sex worker part of their human trafficking ring.

I always found it funny that professionals or entrepreneurs aren’t able to get into America without a large investment and a solid business plan, or a sponsor…

But titty models from any country can get their “O” visa for being of “Exceptional Ability”…if that’s not some “get new hot pussy in America for rich dudes to breed with”…I don’t know what is…

This isn’t about her start, it’s more about her end, so where’s the logic that at 40 and a mom of two she looks better than ever….explain it to me because I don’t get it…not that i need to get it, I can just look at her b-cup implants that come with the VS job and that she hasn’t had removed like she was CANDICE SWANEPOEL, at least not yet!

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2020

17

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Shower Porn of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Shower TIts

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a very racy picture of her overly perky for a mom in her 40s or near 40s tit…because it’s probably an implant because nothing in life is real, at least nothing evil corporations are selling us, and I use the term evil loosely, I mean they are likely worse than evil because most of Epstein’s wealth was linked to the Victoria’s Secret founder, at least that’s what I saw in one article I read on Epstein because I avoid all that shit.

But my gut instinct has always been that these Victoria’s Secret girls are human trafficked sex workers for the rich, and the fact that people like Ambrosio keep up the smut into her old age, makes me think that it is all she knows, all she values herself as, some grooming went into this, but she got rich and famous in the process…so who fucking cares.

What I am getting at is that there is no way the modelling industry isn’t built on prostitution and images like this posted by the models to their instagram do a good job keeping that concept alive.

For the record…I support sex workers, even when they are high priced and pretend they aren’t sex workers…..

Never forget, rich people are corrupt.

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2019

16

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bra of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bra

Alessandra Ambrosio and her 40 year old Brazilian tits are out in Cannes…looking for a husband…or maybe working as an escort because there’s a huge sex worker ring scandal that went down regarding Cannes film festival…where very rich and powerful people go to one of the most luxurious places to buy movies, or finance movies, with all kinds of parties…and as any dude throwing a party knows…it’s no party unless you have that one chick who brings all the other chicks on payroll…cuz the chances of your loser ass getting girls to show up to your party is fucking impossible…

Ultimately…it’s all about the chicks….

Any ad agency exec, or marketing partnership, or big sale in any industry involving a rich person…has made deals thanks to the pussy that has been presented to him as some kind of offering in the seduction stage of said deal…

Whether he fucks the pussy or not is irrelevant, cuz he’s not the one paying for it, but the pussy is still getting paid….

So here’s Ambrosio…being that tit that softens a deal, like “shit this dude brings VS models to dinner” and makes it less homo while the men are bonding before making the deal….

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2019

24

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers.

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2019

04

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini

Here’s an expired bikini model in her 40s or near 40s in a bikini…rocking her fake tits and whatever else that is fake on her…a girl’s gotta maintain her image you know…especially when the brand still throws money at her…

Some Ambrosio, the Brazlian dream who was never a Gisele or a Lima, but who is still carving away at her life as a Victoria’s Secret model…maybe because that is all she knows, or maybe because if she can’t be Gisele or Lima, she’ll just outlast them, which I guess she’s doing….the last man standing theory…doesn’t mean you’re the best, but you were the most resilient…

She looks fine, but I don’t think a mom in a bikini should be a thing no matter how fit she is…like put some clothes on, you’re a bad influence on the children with your inappropriate dress.

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