There’s some conspiracies that the alien takeover is actually through parasites and parasites are spread through shit….so the best way for the mind controlling aliens to get into your brain in through the asshole.

Since the aliens are at the top of the food chain and have the ability to manipulate the slave class of retards like us through media, entertainment, social media, brand marketing, etc.

So they have decided to celebrate the asshole over the last 20 years, turning everyone gay or into eating asshole, which in the 90s was seen as a dirty thing to do…because people didn’t want to eat shit…and today it’s a first date activity.

To make the asshole more desirable, as the window to the soul, they’ve developed un inefficient panty, the THONG, which even I have a fetish for…which barely covers the asshole…which you’d think is something you’d want in a panty.

Here are asshole spreaders in their thong showing off assholes for the parasite spreading they want so bad…

It may be a conspiracy, but it’s a fun conspiracy, since assholes are exciting behind thongs!

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In this alien reptilian world where the aliens are actually mind controlling parasites spread through cats, turning the host body into a whore or a fag, all about eating ass, eating feces, spreading the fucking parasites into the minds of more people they need mind controlled….

The asshole has become a pretty high profile orifice that unites us all, that appeals to us all, because we all have those parasites controlling our minds through messaging on the internet…

So here’s some assholes, the gateway to our souls or at least part of our detachment of our soul from God as we give it over to the demons!

It’s just a silly conspiracy right….

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The asshole is the gateway to the soul, at least that’s the story I’ve told myself when looking at the unifying orifice that we crosses all gender-lines that as you know are a construct of man and don’t actually exist….according to fucking retards who don’t understand that a pussy is a pussy is a fucking pussy and a dick cut off and inverted into a cavity where the balls dropped from is not a pussy….but that’s another discussion for another day…

Today, it is about the asshole being the gateway to the soul, the united nations of globalized holes, that inspire us to lick and contract any mind controlling parasite eggs the asshole is licking, so that we too can enter that hive mind network of everyone who is clearly being controlled by parasites they got eating ass!

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The thong may be a flawed underwear, but we all have imperfections and the diversity and inclusivity crowd out there is going to try to convince you that our imperfections are actually what make us perfect..

So the fact that a thong doesn’t cover an asshole, which is almost the point of underwear for creating that barrier between anus and pant….is the reason why we love the fuckers….

So here’s some asshole behind thong…

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Thurdsay is arguably the most important day of the week…

Whether it’s TITTY DROPS or ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…we know we’re in good hands with whatever GALLERY we decide to bring you…

ASSHOLE behind thongs may be my favorite, because I love seeing the asshole, it’s the priced orifice when it comes to NUDES currency. When the asshole is shown, you’ve seen all that needs to be seen.

Also, ASSHOLE behind thongs are a loophole in NUDES, since you get to see the asshole while the genitals are still covered, making the asshole showing slut seem a little more wholesome and modest.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, it lets us all know how dumb women are for paying premium for THONG underwear that has LESS fabric or COST OF GOODS, all to avoid pantylines, and basically have no protection from the underwear from leaving asshole marks on their pants…which is a main reason you’d want to wear underwear under there…

They bought into the marketing hook, and we’re better for it…

I condone ASSHOLE worship though, since it is what causes the spread of parasites that control us and turn us all gay….since the parasite exists only on ASS TO MOUTH performing individuals and its existence relies on that shit…LITERALLY…evolution…

BUT I still look at ASSHOLES…ALL while being an asshole.

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The flaw in the thong is the best thing about it…

The asshole in an asshole obsessed gay world…

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It’s thursday, the day to celebrate the visible asshole not covered by the thong underwear because girls want to avoid tanlines so hard, they wear underwear that defeats the purpose of protecting the pants from the asshole…but still protects the pants from the pussy drippings, so maybe the girls in thongs have clean assholes and dirty pussies…or maybe they don’t need underwear at all, but they are decent and modest which is why they have their assholes on the internet.

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In a butthole obsessed society filled with a bunch of self involved assholes, you have no choice but to appreciate the thong underwear, because aside from a pair of HANES HER WAY that have been worn the fuck down like a factory worker’s nubby fingers, or stretched out from the poor fat ass not realizing that she’s got a fat fucking ass and needs to size up, the thong is the only real way to see an asshole through or around the panty it is wearing and in an butthole obsessed society filled with giant fucking assholes….that’s a good thing…because seeing the asshole is like achieving the highest score at some insignificant game….it’s like reaching the completion of some epic mission…without really achieving much because staring at an asshole is not getting shit on your dick from fucking the asshole…which is the real completion of the epic mission you’d want.

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The world is pretty thankful for assholes, everyone has one, you can spread mind controlling parasites by licking them, it’s the inclusive and relatable orifice….and in these woke times, that I think are getting less woke as people find their humanity again, but that are still filled with a lot of weirdos….the asshole is worshipped….which means the thong, which barely covers the asshole is also worshipped for it’s ability to showcase asshole….so here’s some thongs barely covering asshole in ways you’d hate your underwear to really operate, unless of course it’s on a big hot girl ass that you can’t imagine taking a huge shit because you still believe shitting is reserved for dudes and fat chicks…not hot chicks you want to tongue fuck the anus of….

Be thankful for thongs….and here are some thongs…

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