In a butthole obsessed society filled with a bunch of self involved assholes, you have no choice but to appreciate the thong underwear, because aside from a pair of HANES HER WAY that have been worn the fuck down like a factory worker’s nubby fingers, or stretched out from the poor fat ass not realizing that she’s got a fat fucking ass and needs to size up, the thong is the only real way to see an asshole through or around the panty it is wearing and in an butthole obsessed society filled with giant fucking assholes….that’s a good thing…because seeing the asshole is like achieving the highest score at some insignificant game….it’s like reaching the completion of some epic mission…without really achieving much because staring at an asshole is not getting shit on your dick from fucking the asshole…which is the real completion of the epic mission you’d want.

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The world is pretty thankful for assholes, everyone has one, you can spread mind controlling parasites by licking them, it’s the inclusive and relatable orifice….and in these woke times, that I think are getting less woke as people find their humanity again, but that are still filled with a lot of weirdos….the asshole is worshipped….which means the thong, which barely covers the asshole is also worshipped for it’s ability to showcase asshole….so here’s some thongs barely covering asshole in ways you’d hate your underwear to really operate, unless of course it’s on a big hot girl ass that you can’t imagine taking a huge shit because you still believe shitting is reserved for dudes and fat chicks…not hot chicks you want to tongue fuck the anus of….

Be thankful for thongs….and here are some thongs…

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Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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Thongs….for the ass lovers, or really for the asshole loving motherfuckers out there, which is likely all people because assholes are the versatile, genderless hole we can all relate to….when you fuck a girl up the ass, you can actually visualize how uncomfortable it probably is for her, because that one time you got fucked up the ass by your friends during a hazing left you bleeding from your ass for weeks, making it all the hotter….

Thongs, pretty inefficient and good at showcasing the asshole, which everyone’s apparently into seeing….holes for everyone, it’s everyone’s hole..

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Assholes…they are all the rage and they clearly know it because they won’t even let panties get in the way of their big reveal, their big debut, their big stage show….it’s like GET OUT OF HERE PANTY, I’m an asshole and I will let the world know it…kind like on social media, but with an actual asshole…

FUN

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We live in a society where any small business owner you talk to, whether it’s a mechanic or a body shop guy, a carpenter or an electrician, a fast food restaurant or a coffee shop, pretty much ANY business out there CANNOT find anyone to work for them…but at the same time, you can find an endless fucking river of asshole pics uploaded to the internet.

Long gone are the days of “show me your asshole” or “Send Nudes” to get the “that will bite me in the ass when I decide to get a serious real job” since no one is serious or interested in serious jobs, so they just go straight to the “loook at my asshole”….since it’s easier, more lucrative, and feeds any egos a motherfucker may have….because 1000s of dudes are just waiting, tongues wagging in their mom’s basement, to sign-up and send their favorite asshole some money for more asshole….

Asshole is a currency and here are some assholes being modest and covered up like a religious asshole, not quite ready to gape hard, but to leave a little mystery of how large of an object they can fit up in it.

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People are asshole obsessed, especially small dicks on reddit, because it’s their only real selling point to women into anal.

It’s a “Hey, anal is so popular now, the media wants everyone into anal, they want anyone not into anal to be seen as a prude, so anal on the first date for everyone is the only way to live, so don’t use a big dick for that, that can make future shitting painful, use me, please use me, this is one thing I can do, PROMISE”…..

It’s clearly a conspiracy to spread parasites through feces, you know just climbing up your dick parasites to control your fucking mind while getting off in an ass you can’t get pregnant….if you’re not a fag already into that shit filled hole…

So here’s some asshole propaganda to keep pushing assholes…these ones are in thong, so they are wholesome, or at least modest assholes….who can’t help but be seen because they are victims to not enough fabric coverage!

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