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Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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Thongs….for the ass lovers, or really for the asshole loving motherfuckers out there, which is likely all people because assholes are the versatile, genderless hole we can all relate to….when you fuck a girl up the ass, you can actually visualize how uncomfortable it probably is for her, because that one time you got fucked up the ass by your friends during a hazing left you bleeding from your ass for weeks, making it all the hotter….

Thongs, pretty inefficient and good at showcasing the asshole, which everyone’s apparently into seeing….holes for everyone, it’s everyone’s hole..

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Assholes…they are all the rage and they clearly know it because they won’t even let panties get in the way of their big reveal, their big debut, their big stage show….it’s like GET OUT OF HERE PANTY, I’m an asshole and I will let the world know it…kind like on social media, but with an actual asshole…

FUN

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We live in a society where any small business owner you talk to, whether it’s a mechanic or a body shop guy, a carpenter or an electrician, a fast food restaurant or a coffee shop, pretty much ANY business out there CANNOT find anyone to work for them…but at the same time, you can find an endless fucking river of asshole pics uploaded to the internet.

Long gone are the days of “show me your asshole” or “Send Nudes” to get the “that will bite me in the ass when I decide to get a serious real job” since no one is serious or interested in serious jobs, so they just go straight to the “loook at my asshole”….since it’s easier, more lucrative, and feeds any egos a motherfucker may have….because 1000s of dudes are just waiting, tongues wagging in their mom’s basement, to sign-up and send their favorite asshole some money for more asshole….

Asshole is a currency and here are some assholes being modest and covered up like a religious asshole, not quite ready to gape hard, but to leave a little mystery of how large of an object they can fit up in it.

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People are asshole obsessed, especially small dicks on reddit, because it’s their only real selling point to women into anal.

It’s a “Hey, anal is so popular now, the media wants everyone into anal, they want anyone not into anal to be seen as a prude, so anal on the first date for everyone is the only way to live, so don’t use a big dick for that, that can make future shitting painful, use me, please use me, this is one thing I can do, PROMISE”…..

It’s clearly a conspiracy to spread parasites through feces, you know just climbing up your dick parasites to control your fucking mind while getting off in an ass you can’t get pregnant….if you’re not a fag already into that shit filled hole…

So here’s some asshole propaganda to keep pushing assholes…these ones are in thong, so they are wholesome, or at least modest assholes….who can’t help but be seen because they are victims to not enough fabric coverage!

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I’ve been told by a scientist that the obsession with asshole all stems from mind controlling parasites that are trying to spread their population across a generation of pervert weirdos who are so into ass they turn gay and make it the preferred fucking shit filled hole…all grime filled and stinky, which would normally kill the sex mood, but in this world of parasites spreading their species, it’s the number one turn on..

There are people so into asshole that just seeing the color brown makes them cum themselves, just a public fart in the subway or a homeless man shitting in a parking garage makes them jerk off uncontrollably….the tightness of the ass in a big, used up vagina world…and the built in birth control of cumming in an ass instead of a pussy….or avoiding murder scene period sex while getting yourself “Port-O-Potty being Tipped Over” as part of a Jackass prank sex…..

But yeah, people like assholes, and thongs don’t really cover assholes, so they are the clothed way to show off asshole, and here’s some thongs.

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In the asshole obsessed world, the thong is the blind that barely fits over the window you come across at night when doing your nightly peeping top rounds. It’s fucking glory hole of panties, where just enough visibility is left to see the fucking good stuff….even though in this case…the good stuff is the battered hole that you shit from…which shouldn’t ever be a coveted sex organ, just one your resort to in prison when you have limited options….because feces is gross and wanting to smell shit at the same time you’re fucking is not just gay, it’s fucking confusing and clearly mental illness….maybe conversion therapy people have a fucking point!

Here’s some asshole you asshole loving libtards!

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Everyone love assholes, not just fags who use the asshole like a pussy, or Christians who want to stay virgins til marriage, or Greeks….but EVERYONE….

I am a victim of asshole worship too, it was probably the parasites in my brain telling me the asshole was some coveted orifice and that if I didn’t get to see the asshole in nude I was scoring, then the nude didn’t count…like the asshole was the top of the fucking food chain…

Yet, back when I was 15 or 16 and the bros would talk about eating girl ass, you’d think that it was probably a gross thing to do due to the shit…but fast forward decades and here you are…asking for fecal matter to enter your fucking bloodstream like it’s not full of e.coli..

Anyway….thongs do a bad job covering asshole in a world of asshole obsession and I’m pretty sure it’s all parasite driven…ASSHOLE ON THE BRAIN…WORMS IN THE BRAINS…

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