Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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