I heard a dude blasting the Thong song down the street from what I think was an old convertible, not a Miata, so I was like “That dude’s got it all figured out”….not that I ever bought into the THONG hype, or thong propaganda that includes pop songs about thongs, while all the celebs at the time were wearing their thongs over their hips and low rise jeans so everyone knew they had thongs, almost like they had a documentary and hit TV series called THONG, the way they are pushing this RICH GUY SUBMARINE story on us….24 hour coverage about 5 idiot rich people potentially faking their own death, or maybe actually dying, in a world where countless people die every day for less dumb reasons, maybe focus our energy there….

Point of the story is fuck the fart and feces filled rich person submarine, but that I was always down to look at asses in thongs and still am and lucky for all of us, the girls in thongs figured out how to make it even more sexual, revealing and exciting, by incorporating their asshole, which is an orifice that is being celebrated by all genders in this genderless world of weird non-binary pronoun freaks…probably as a mechanism to transmit and distribute fecal borne parasites….but as a pervert, seeing a bitches asshole is usually the final move in sexting, the “I got it all now”….so from that perspective, the asshole behind the thong is culturally relevant and IMPORTAN..

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Thongs, like most people in this generation of people, just don’t do the job they were hired to do, because working is for suckers and when you can get away with half ass coverage and still get paid, or in the Thongs case, still be worn daily by man women who don’t view them as torture devices, but rather a way to have some minor coverage of their dripping cunts so that they don’t stain their pants….

I was just watching a woman in the park doing yoga in tight leggings, her thong sticking out like some kind of advertisement that she isn’t too old to be in a thong, despite being too old to be in a thong and if her ass wasn’t as fat as it was, and if those pants were a little more sheer than they were, I would have been staring right into her asshole….wondering what’s the point of wearing underwear that doesn’t cover your asshole, but instead shows off the asshole, as I jerked off.

Point of the story, these girls are wearing thong and showing asshole to remind me of what could have been with YOGA lady had she planned her outfit a little better, or just done the workout in the THONG she was already advertising instead of throwing a pair of pants on, ruining the whole experience for the spectating perverts like me!

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I guess thongs are uses for more than just slicing turds in half while drunkenly taking a shit with your thong on….

They are also to pretend you’re clothed, while showing the world your asshole, and that makes it quite a magical article of clothing…if you’re into assholes, which apparently the entire society is, after how they’ve behaved this PRIDE MONTH….as they turn everything gay and if there’s one thing I know about gays..it’s that they LOVE assholes…

Here’s that THONG round up!

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I am a firm believer that the satanic agenda is trying to get the normies, easily convinced, half retards who are getting experimental gene therapy, rocking flags of countries they don’t care about, cutting off their titties, dicks and shemalin’ it….when you’re an outsider, a reclusive agoraphobic who has been locked away in my own bubble for decades, it’s fucking weird to see everyone on the same script…..

It’s almost like they have mind controlling parasites in their brain….it’s almost like you’d get those parasites from eating shit….it’s almost like they’ve marketed the asshole, which is otherwise a pretty gross, disease ridden hole, as some coveted glorious hole in the bathroom stall of the truck stop….

So the thong, clearly part of that asshole and feces propaganda, since it is inefficient at covering the asshole, almost like they want this to be a thing, underwear that doesn’t cover assholes, what a fucking thing…

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Thongs are so effective at not covering the asshole, which a world of assholes being marketed as the preferred orifice because everyone’s got one and we’re all a bunch of pervert communists, probably because big tech and pharma use the asshole to spread their viruses and parasites that get into our brains and control us, we’ve got an unhealthy, AIDS ridden, asshole obsession….which should make the THONG the underwear of choice because you can do quick and easy asshole checks and asshole flashes throughout the day without having to take the underwear off. It’s like a window to the asshole which is a window to the soul. MAGIC>

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You gotta wonder at which point in the THONGS popularity, since it was the go-to underwear of choice for any self-respecting woman who didn’t mind having a Garrote cutting off the air supply to her cunt, all for the sake of being hot to random dudes who stare at them when they bend over and flash their thong…but yeah, how long into the success of the thong did it take the women to realize that if they bent the right way, they’d expose their full asshole, as you’d like in a sexy thong for those quick shits or more imoportantly, quick anal sessions….

I assume it was with the nude selfie trend, it was the let people see your asshole while being clothed, because we all have assholes, some more mangled than others but we don’t need to judge here..

Because a lot of girls out there seem pretty keen on showing their assholes behind their thongs!

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The thong is a pretty important panty style at least in my life.

The thong has taught me some pretty interesting lessons over the two and a half decades that they’ve been penetrating the mainstream….

Those lessons are really just one lesson and that is that women will do anything for the sake of fitting in with other women, appeasing other women while thinking they are appeasing men, trying to be sexy and attractive, and not being their own independent thinker.

The THONG, at least according to any woman who has been in a relationship long enough to be honest about the THONG while committing to either no underwear or BIKINI FULL BACK PERIOD PANTIES, is something chicks say are abusive, uncomfortable, that dig into their assholes while not covering their assholes, making you wonder why the fuck wear a panty if it doesn’t do the one job it has of catching the drips…..

So women will abuse themselves all day by wearing uncomfortable underwear, not because they want to, but because they think that’s their duty, and that kind of hive mind thinking is important, at least when it comes to slutty, so KEEP IT UP.

The THONG is a hell of a panty….YOU CAN SEE THE ASSHOLE peeking out from it and THAT is important because the ASSHOLE is an important orifice in this genderless time!

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If the asshole is the window to the soul, then the thong is the pretty shitty garbage bag I have taped onto my window because I can’t afford blinds and I am hungover and tired of the daylight ruining my fucking life….it doesn’t get the coverage I need, but every once in a while I get to flash the person across the street my balls which makes up for all the times the garbage bag taped to my window has failed me.

If you know what I mean…

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In a genderless world an asshole is what links us all together….

I remember in the 80s, the conversation amongst bros was “if you were going down on a girl, would you lick her asshole, it’s just so close to her cunt”….and most guys in the room would say “who goes down on girls, what are you fucking queer”….but the guys who realized eating pussy wasn’t queer would normally say “NO” with disgust and assertion…while I’d be like “why the fuck not”….always a fucking innovator….not scared of mind controlling parasites that spread through feces, so long as it meant eating asshole…

I still don’t hate the asshole, but I still realize it is an asshole…while the rest of the world seem to think it’s the most meaningful orifice forgetting that it’s where the SHIT comes from…and SHIT is fucking gross..

So I’ll still stare at the asshole, as it is the gateway to the soul, but it’s where the SHIT comes from bros…figure it out…

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Here is a celebration of the Thong or the flaw in the thong that’s actually a win since you get to see partial asshole while the woman involved gets to pretend she’s fully clothed, where the asshole is the inclusive and woke orifice in this gender confused world, an orifice you have been conditioned to like for equity and equality….

I’ve always thought the asshole in the nudes was the moment you knew you made it, like when I porn chick had her first anal scene and all the weird fans would be so excited to see it go down…

But that’s just outdated as fuck, it’s just basic and normal, expected, and where the shit comes from, so when you think about it, the asshole should have always been the second choice to the pussy, until we got distorted, perverted and weird…..the asshole for when she’s on the Period, or a Catholic saving her virginity, not the fucking holy grail….but here’s some asshole for you assholes.

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