Thongs aren’t the most efficient, comfortable, even hottest underwear around, but they are a beacon of hope for the entrepreneur out there who thinks his stupid idea won’t go viral, because what we saw with the thong’s popularity over the decades, at least up until a few years ago when everyone got fat and needed shapewear, was nothing short of creepy….

It just took the right people to make women think they had a problem, then more women to confirm that problem, for the people who didn’t know they had a problem to get into something that would ride up their ass so hard, a suffering needed to know that it works….leading to mean thinking that there was no panty besides a thong worth seeing…all while barely covering the asshole….despite being a panty….

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You gotta wonder if the asshole behind thong was a known design flaw when rolling out the thong, like did the thong manufacturers get complaints from moms who wore thongs around their kids’ friends realizing that they were showing off their second fuck-hole, so they’d write strong worded letters, maybe even commission a lawyer to run a class action lawsuit, because they were promised they were underwear and not fabric that barely covers the shit hole…..

Or was the asshole behind thong a known design feature….

I guess it depends who you ask, but in this parasite controlled society of perverts who love eating eachother’s fecal matter by licking asshole….to spread the parasites…its’ obviously a design feature….

Plus, you can show asshole without feeling exposed, slutty, or NUDE….and everyone likes a good asshole, even a bad asshole, because that’s what the parasites spread through feces WANT us to like….TASTY.

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Here’s a nice and vulgar retrospective of girls demonstrating just how well their thongs work at exposing their assholes when in the right position, because that’s what you’d want out of panty, not one that suffocates the asshole, or covers the asshole when bending over for a photo as people do for fun, on vacation, at family gatherings, since the asshole, like the eyes, are the window to the soul, for autistics and aspergers weirdos who can’t make eye contact because it makes us uncomfortable, but we can stare at assholes all day.

Why cover a good thing, hide it from the world, tell it to keep to itself, or that it’s a dirty hole that needs fabric to catch all that it spits out, STOP the asshole oppression and do it with strategic underwear that barely covers the asshole…..

It’s important at least for asshole purveyors, aficionado, surveyors, fans and hobbyists….

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Nice thong, it really brings out the color of your asshole…

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Asshole Behind Thongs is less of a movement and more of a product of thongs being pretty inefficient underwear for what you’d probably want underwear to be efficient at, at least if you have a blown out asshole like a motherfucker who has spent some time in prison…which we’ll assume most women do from the whole anal being a first date activity and not something you have to beg for anymore…the parasites that control our minds need anal to keep their species alive…

Anyway, the thong is a pretty efficient underwear at showing off asshole, which in this ass obsessed world, is what we need, girls who feel safe and clothed flashing asshole to the strangers of the internet….I mean if they didn’t bother doing this, where would we find the assholes to stare at….probably from the 1000s of other girls who are into showing their assholes without the thong…

It’s a wild world.

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Tis the fucking season for Santa to cum all over his red suit, or town, depending on how virile he is…..and the gift that keeps on giving is the thong, because not only is it a panty that prevents pantylines, and a torture device that most girls find wearing them painful, but they do it anyway, but it is also an underwear that barely covers the asshole, allowing people like us to see the asshole, knowing it is the window to a woman’s soul, without having to get them naked, but rather just needing to get them to bend over a pick up that dollar you dropped for them, since the only thong we’re seeing is at the strip club, and I guess on the internet.

So the thing is the gateway panty, to dabble in posting racy pics without getting nude, while still giving us the goods.

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Thongs are so shitty, they barely cover the asshole….or maybe that makes them less shitty than actual panties, we need a pervert scientist out there conducting a fecal matter per square inch on a pair of panties purchased off some random whores who sell their panties on twitter….you know the important scientific research that will bring some credibility back to science after it was bastardized with marketing campaigns like “TRUST THE SCIENCE”…

The point of the story is that for a panty, the thong is a shitty design for doing what a panty is meant to do, but a great design for seeing the assholes the panty is meant to color, and thus a gateway to seeing assholes by girls who otherwise would be too shy to be showing asshole, since they aren’t that kind of girl….you know, the kind who gets naked on the internet kind of girl…but as long as the panty is on….it’s good.

I guess the thong is good for panty-lines or to avoidance of pantylines….when a bitch could just not wear underwear at all in those instances of needing no pantylines….it’s the more frugal and fun way to do it but maybe they don’t want their pussie sliming the pants they don’t want pantylines in so that they can LIVE to see another day.

So much complexity to the ASSHOLE behind thong….and it’s time to be asking these hard hitting questions to get to the TRUTH in this over censored, manipulated, fake news era of “WHAT DO I BELIEVE”…..

Or you can just look at the assholes behind thongs like a half retard…that works too.

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Asshole behind thong, because thongs are not good at being panties, at least not for what you’d want a panty to be good at, absorbing the asshole drip, but are good for looking at assholes on bitches who want to pretend they are clothed since they aren’t that kind of girl….you know the kind who puts her naked asshole on the internet…but rather one who is just showing off her thong and if asshole happens to be showing, you’re the pervert for making it about the asshile…pervert….

The thong is the security blanket, or security panty for the timid asshole….which in this case isn’t one that is shy to shit in public bathrooms, but shy to be seen in public spaces like the internet…

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The thong is either a feat in marketing or a feat in design but the panty was able to thrive despite being uncomfortable on most women, all because they were told to wear them to be hot….putting themselves through discomfort to be hot or on trend and to make it even funnier….the panty doesn’t even cover the asshole…..like protecting free speech by censoring free speech….what a world…

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I am Thankful that thongs are poorly designed and barely cover the asshole, that way, when a girl bends over, I can see her asshole.

More importantly, since I rarely leave the house and NEVER find myself in settings where a girl in a thong is bending over and showing me her asshole….I am thankful that thongs are poorly designed and barely cover the asshole, that way when a girl is modest, shy, has morals and values and REFUSES to post or send nudes via the internet because they have concern for their future self…..they can do it with their thong, feeling clothed and not slutty on and I can still see what I came here for….THE ASSHOLE.

Not that that ever happens either, most girls get naked on the internet or on their camera phones for Steve Jobs and Zuck to jerk off to them on the BCC, because they are online rebels leaving a paper trail of their slutty for generations to come or until the grid is turned off….which could happen….which is why we need to just live in the moment, we’re all going to die, the impending apocalypse that never comes put that make the younger generations hopeless and NAKED…with that cynicism, even on Thanksigivng….comes assholes behind thongs…

Not that I care about assholes, I am far more into vaginas, but the asshole unites us in this woke genderless gay as shit time, and I see it as the WINDOW to the soul….and that’s what counts.

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