Thongs are so shitty, they barely cover the asshole….or maybe that makes them less shitty than actual panties, we need a pervert scientist out there conducting a fecal matter per square inch on a pair of panties purchased off some random whores who sell their panties on twitter….you know the important scientific research that will bring some credibility back to science after it was bastardized with marketing campaigns like “TRUST THE SCIENCE”…

The point of the story is that for a panty, the thong is a shitty design for doing what a panty is meant to do, but a great design for seeing the assholes the panty is meant to color, and thus a gateway to seeing assholes by girls who otherwise would be too shy to be showing asshole, since they aren’t that kind of girl….you know, the kind who gets naked on the internet kind of girl…but as long as the panty is on….it’s good.

I guess the thong is good for panty-lines or to avoidance of pantylines….when a bitch could just not wear underwear at all in those instances of needing no pantylines….it’s the more frugal and fun way to do it but maybe they don’t want their pussie sliming the pants they don’t want pantylines in so that they can LIVE to see another day.

So much complexity to the ASSHOLE behind thong….and it’s time to be asking these hard hitting questions to get to the TRUTH in this over censored, manipulated, fake news era of “WHAT DO I BELIEVE”…..

Or you can just look at the assholes behind thongs like a half retard…that works too.

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