Camila Menes has grown on me. I don’t know if she got a neck enlarger like those African tribes that put those plates on their necks to give them that long neck syndrome, which is probably racist and a hate crime to say, but you know what I mean…..

Because there was a time when I thought Camila Mendes was poorly cast as Veronica Lodge, also probably a racist thing to say, but it wasn’t because she’s some kind of Mexican or Latina, I don’t care about that shit, I just thought she wasn’t as hot as the Veronica Lodge I used to fantasize about when I read Archie Comics, you know a hot rich girl to save me…..instead of the fat, disabled, on disability, but has decent credit and lets me mooch off her that I married….which is basically the sugar momma on a budget that ensures roof over my head and snack foods in the cupboard, since she’s fat….

Anyway, she manged to get hot enough in recent months, I assume it’s fitness and she’s in some hunger magazine with her ass out, probably photoshopped but still an ass, and since that’s the only pic of the set worth staring at….and since her ass is hotter than anything else about her…I figured I’d run with it….and by run I mean slow walk.

I guess her face is looking a little hard now that it comes on a neck, but with a neck, so can you.

That was a come joke, I mean if this isn’t an 18 year creative journey, I don’t know what it is…

She posted a bikini selfie and looked hotter than in the photoshoot…

Cami Mendes deserves her dreamer status cuz she’s a dream….

I am in Canada and don’t even know what that means….and she’s not really all that dreamy, but whatever.

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