Cami Mendez never really excited me when she first hit the scene on Riverdale, which was the worst show to ever happen to TV, yet it appealed to a younger audience and went viral, making the entire cast very rich and famous.

I was always confused on why she was cast as Veronica not so much because of her hispanic background, or the fact that she was rich due to illicit business dealing of her father, which in and of itself should be seen as racist, but for whatever reason the hispanic audience bought into it instead of protesting it.

I was confused because she had no neck, but for whatever reason, she’s managed to grow a neck, maybe from all the THROAT WORK she had to do as a young starlet, maybe from drugs, starvation, ozempic, fitness, who knows….

She’s in Vogue now, I guess doing the fashionable actor thing, and she’s stripped down, not overly hot, but far hotter than I thought she was, so I’ll celebrate a story in a girl getting hotter, which is normally the opposite of what the aging process does!

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Cami Mendes was the totally miscast Betty from the Betty and Veronica spinoff they called Riverdale.

I guess they wanted to be inclusive, or equitable in that they needed some people with some color or some flavor or some spice to play the main cast, otherwise it’d just be a bunch pasty white folks, and they landed on “let’s make her rich with a dad who runs a cartel” cuz that’s not racist, that’s just giving hispanics some representation in the movies like they never saw John Leguizamo, J.Lo, Eva Mendes and all the other latinas who have BEEN in movies since movies existed you virtue signally fucks…

Anyway, she started out the show neckless and thick, she look sbetter than she ever has thanks to the jawline, and she’s wearing a sheer top with her tits out, nipples visible since the show’s been cancelled, finally, and she needs to build off that celebrity it gave her…

Tits are a great starting point, keep up the good work now that you’re hot.

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A friend of mine sent me over a picture of the Riverdale girls celebrating their final Riverdale episode which was some kind of musical, that gave me Little Shop of Horror or really any other faggy theatre kid performance, and I thought that to be a solid ending to a really erratic show….that was a total fucking confusing identity crisis, not that I ever watched it, but I could tell from the clips….

BUT AT LEAST IT GAVE US ugly BETTY and Hispanic Veronica who’s dad was in the Cartel, but that no one called “RACISM” on, implying that legit rich Spanish speaking families don’t exist…..

The show that started out as some David Lynch inspired murder mystery, all dark and moody….only to end like a bicycle short wearing fisting on TikTok….since there’s not much gayer than Bicycle Shorts, yet this is Gayer than Bicycle Shorts….

My friend who sent it to also wrote this:

I saw this and chuckled and had to share it with you.

I don’t know what Christopher street is, but it’s likely gay….and here’s the picture in question:

To continue the promotion of the show that discovered Cami Mendes, which also turned her hotter than she was when she started, not sure how that happens, she’s out boozing on a balcony with her legs out…and it’s better than faggy jazz hands bro…

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Camila Menes has grown on me. I don’t know if she got a neck enlarger like those African tribes that put those plates on their necks to give them that long neck syndrome, which is probably racist and a hate crime to say, but you know what I mean…..

Because there was a time when I thought Camila Mendes was poorly cast as Veronica Lodge, also probably a racist thing to say, but it wasn’t because she’s some kind of Mexican or Latina, I don’t care about that shit, I just thought she wasn’t as hot as the Veronica Lodge I used to fantasize about when I read Archie Comics, you know a hot rich girl to save me…..instead of the fat, disabled, on disability, but has decent credit and lets me mooch off her that I married….which is basically the sugar momma on a budget that ensures roof over my head and snack foods in the cupboard, since she’s fat….

Anyway, she manged to get hot enough in recent months, I assume it’s fitness and she’s in some hunger magazine with her ass out, probably photoshopped but still an ass, and since that’s the only pic of the set worth staring at….and since her ass is hotter than anything else about her…I figured I’d run with it….and by run I mean slow walk.

I guess her face is looking a little hard now that it comes on a neck, but with a neck, so can you.

That was a come joke, I mean if this isn’t an 18 year creative journey, I don’t know what it is…

She posted a bikini selfie and looked hotter than in the photoshoot…

Cami Mendes deserves her dreamer status cuz she’s a dream….

I am in Canada and don’t even know what that means….and she’s not really all that dreamy, but whatever.

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I give credit where credit is due, I have hated on everything Riverdale since its inception because the made for TV movie, turned into a series, that they ended up dragging out for a decade, is a disgrace to television programming or at least offensive to the audience, that is clearly a retard audience, because they watch such a nonsense fragmented story enough to keep the show on air, but that are probably a retard audience because the MEDIA they consume made them that way. Give them good stories people, let them use their brains, dumbing shit down to a TikTok while throwing in some WOKE triggers, that they barely pay attention to since they are on their phones anyway, is just destructive. I mean, it can’t cost them more on production to tell good stories, they are ALREADY making the shit.

But yeah, when she was on Riverdale she looked like a neckless Mayan working the Tortilla stand, her boxy ass body and casting as Veronica confused me, and not because she was Hispanic, I don’t care about hispanics being cast as white comic book characters, but because she was UGLY.

Well, she’s in some Netflix show that is some coming of age, modern attempt to give a generation their clueless or Cruel Intentions, by some overhyped writer that positioned herself as the voice of the generation and I watched it while I was sick and dying and don’t really remember the story, I do remember Maya Hawke, Ethan and Uma’s kid, dyking out in a park but we’re not talking about man hands here, we’re talking Cami, and she was fucking hot in it.

So either Riverdale makes stories shit and turns hot chicks ugly, or Cami Mendes shaped the fuck up and got hot, because if you look at her in this red dress, you’ll know this is a far better version of what was.

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Cami Mendes is the neckless girl from RIVERDALE, which for the record is one of the worst shows to ever get onto TV, that they dragged out over multiple seasons, in some totally incoherent and idiotic pile of shit that I assume is designed to confuse kids and lower they expectations, just tell them it’s good or popular and they’ll eat it up, and they did….

Either way, she played or plays….I don’t know if the show is still on …. Veronica, didn’t look like the Veronica we grew up with, not even because she was a diversity hire, they needed a MENDES not a MILLER, or some other white ass name that a hispanic person could have, but that we’ll assume they don’t….

She’s in the bath, probably trying to wash off the shame of being in the show that made her famous, even though she’ll never be able to rid herself of that shame…it’s like a rape, but with an upside….if you think celebrity, fans and money are an upside…I don’t….

I have seen her in bikinis, clearly doing more fitness to better prepare herself for social media whoring, you can tell there’s some muscle in her arms and more neck than she had…but that could just be from working it on the casting couch….if you need to elongate your neck…do it through your throat.

So she’s more of a contender than she was, but without seeing her asshole thanks to strategic bubbles, I don’t know if this pic even matters….

It doesn’t.

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Camila Mendes is the “woke” version of a Veronica from the Archie Comics, because I guess the Archie Comics of the 60s were racist, and didn’t give the Hispanic crowd something to look up to…

So when they went to the drawing board of people NEEDING people who look like them to be cast in shit to feel like they matter, which is the dumbest concept out there…

You may not know this, but you can look up to anyone you choose to look up to regardless of their skin color….

I mean I know so many white meth addicts from the 90s who thought they were hip hop stars, you know straight from the hood despite not being what the media wants the people to think the hood looks like….

You can look up to people regardless of their color, I mean just look at everyone who idolizes the Kardashians as if they are some kind of GOD because they’ve hypnotized you fucks….and they are some weird shade of shit color…where Black, White, Trans, Mexican, Hispanic, Asian can all look at her and be like “I am going to do my best impression of her”…

You don’t need a black Kim K, a white Kim K, an Asian Kim K, we just need the one to identify the soulless idiots of the world….

SO yeah, I don’t think GAY people need to play GAY characters, I don’t think TRANS people need to play TRANS characters, I don’t think Black people need to play Black Characters….like who gives a fuck….diversity hires are idiotic…

So, I’ve read Archie Comics as a kid, and their casting of Veronica was totally uninpsired, seemed like a lazy diversity hire, which would make sense because if you’ve seen RIVERDALE you’ll know it’s a lazy fucking show….the writing is just so bad, and not in an ironic way, in a they don’t give a fuck about their audience way!

So the good news is that FAME has been good to Mendes, because she’s finally looking hotter than she did when she first surfaced and that is important….

I don’t know if it’s fitness, or procedures, I just know she’s hotter now than she was and I still wouldn’t cast her as a Veronica…she just doesn’t have that energy, but I guess since it’s a shitty show, it’s ok.

She’s topless in this shoot, but not showing her tits, which should make you hate her more than her casting as Veronica on a show you don’t watch, because that’s just MEAN spirited, especially in an era of everyone showing their tits…it seems like this is just mean spirited.

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I guess I should get to posting the site, since it’s basically the end of the day, but the reality is that I started the site so that I could go days without updating it, it’s called DrunkenStepfather.com you think this is some fucking media empire, I’m a fucking clown idiot who is barely educated running a website alone….it’s pretty weird…but yeah, I don’t like working, I like drinking, I like sleeping, yet here I am day in and day out spending hours on this shit for no fucking reason…it is stupid, one day I will stop….

BUT BEFORE I DO….

Camila Mends who I used to call a Neckless Mayan, because Mayans are known to have short necks accorting to the RACIST PROPAGANDA I have read about Mayans….and now she’s in MAYAN COUNTRY living her bikini selfie life….because COVID PANDEMICS don’t apply to rich people from the TV, even if the TV they are from is garbage fucking programming, it’s a hit show, because people are dumb and she still gets paid..

So while she’s in TULUM reconnecting with her people at their ruins….they have Mayan Ruins in TULUM….she’s slipped into a bikini and the good news is…she’s hotter than she used to be.

Her bulldog jowls, her chunky body, her lack of a neck…all cleared itself up, she must have got paid, or maybe she got replaced by a new hotter clone, because her handlers read our comments in our suggestion box that is this site….

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I shit talk Camila Mendes and Riverdale on the whole because what was a promising piece of shit show, because I do like piece of shit shows, I don’t have standards over here, has turned out to be just a piece of shit show…and whether people watch it and whether it is popular as shit or not… even it’s still a piece of shit show…

I’ve said it before, but I am convinced it was a 90 minute after school special that turned into 6 seasons of confusion, but the people who watch it are either on a higher plane than I am, so they get what goes on with it, and don’t see it as random ideas on a dartboard being thrown darts to decide the plot points of each season…..because they are too busy not listening, taking selfies, etc…

I also hated the casting of everyone but Cheryl Blossom and I’ve cyberbullied, but not really since I only post shit here and no one sees it, both Betty and Veronica’s characters…because I used to jerk off to Archie Comics like the any normal 13 year old, and they don’t hit the mark….at least Betty doesn’t because she’s huge…while this one, Veronica, just wasn’t the hotness I would want out of a Veronica…..but she’s actually looking better than she used to look….because I remember her as someone who doesn’t have a neck….yet here’s a neck….but I am easily won over by bikini hot tub parties I am not invited to…so it could just be the bikini in the hot tub party I’m not invited to making me think Veronica’s securing her place as someone to jerk off to….if you’re into that kind of thing….which most celebs are because it’s good for business..

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I have seen Riverdale enough to know it’s a piece of shit show that only has one maybe one and a half hot chicks on it…and that one or one and a half is Cheryl Blossom….while Betty and Veronica are just fucking gross…like “how did they get on TV” level of gross…I won’t even get into the fat shaming of Betty, I am sure she does enough of that to herself when trying to squeeze into costumes on set, her face full of Craft Services cake…but Veronica, who we have here is far better when in this position, I mean who isn’t really, becasue you don’t have to see how neckless she really is…

I don’t know if you’ve seen Riverdale, but it’s a show that should have been a made for Tv movie, but turned into 6 seasons…this current one involves them in their 30s, because the actors are in their 30s….chasing down the Mothman…from Mothman prophecies…in some X-Files nonsense…when it all started as a “who killed Cheryl’s brother”….

It’s not good, funny, interesting…and none of it makes sense, including how this bitch is Veronica Lodge…but she’s taking pics of her booty pretending she’s doing it to showcase the dogs…but we know you’re doing it for the booty…it’s the whole point of activewear…or one of the points…because Pussy Definition is the real point…but ass is alright too.

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