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2019

31

Jul

Camila Mendes is a Monster in Leggings of the Day

Camila Mendes and her cameltoe are here to push that NINA AGDAL post down…ANYTHING is better than having Nina Agdal top of site for the night….

Camila Mendes the Veronica of Mexican roots…so that the producers of the show are seen as equal opportunity employers….in this era of equality and need for proper representation of all types of people…on RIVERDALE.

Riverdale is the dumbest fucking show – it’s so badly written – it’s proof these young kids watch tv, but while on their phones so that they capture the key points of the shit…

Veronica on Riverdale is as disappointing as the show, she’s just not hot, lacks a neck….but you can see her vagina in her workout pants – so there’s that.

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2018

05

Dec

Camila Mendes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Camila Mendes has a really thick neck, that makes her almost impossible to look at. You know that neck guy meme everyone had a hard time dealing with, but didn’t have a hard time marginalizing, mocking, making MEMEs out of him, because America is Racist and they like pointing and laughing at the disabled, unless the disabled are Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in claymation that they can write a term paper on broken down in the form of tweets…

I know Riverdale is a huge hit, a huge success, the biggest deal that the writers clearly had no idea was going to be a hit and last this long, and clearly weren’t prepared for it, and have since gone down some weird Occult storyline, I know because people in this basement apartment insist on watching it every week…and I see “Veronica” the hispanic Veronica…all chubby and FULL of neck and I just can’t handle how fucking gross she is…but lucky for her she’s on a hit show and America is dumb and will make her and her terrible acting and singing a hit….cashing in…..

I didn’t realize she has tits…but tits don’t matter when you can’t see past a terrifying neck.

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2018

01

Oct

Cami Mendes Pee Porno of the Day

Cami Mendes Pee Erotica Pants Down Black Panties

Cami Mendes is the bulldog looking Veronica on the overly popular show Riverdale, that shouldn’t be popular, because the girls who play the key players in the show aren’t that hot, and because it’s badly written, super fucking cheesy and lame and the fucking worst pile of shit, but it manages to get watched by the people, in an era where TV networks struggle to get viewers, so they’ll fucking do all they can to promote it and keep it alive…they’ll get the cast working hard as fuck on it…since they own them…and that will include Pee fetish content on social media..

Sure Cami Mendes, the disgusting one hired because she’s got no neck and is Hispanic or Mexican, maybe Mayan, they don’t have necks….is out there with panties on – post pee porn…and not actually peeing on her cast members faces while rubbing her clit and pretending to squirt….but peeing happened and in a world where people love to pee on each other sexually..all the young college kids are peeing on each other during sex…it’s a thing….this Cami Mendes Pee erotica..is on brand….on trend…and it works for both her young peeing on each other fanbase and the old perverts like you and me who just pee in toilets but like the idea of watching girls pee in the woods or anywhere…because peeing happens multiple times a day involves just a girl and her genitals exploding fluid…erotic cuz it comes from the pussy….and we like pussy…simple minded…and Cami Mendes knows it.

Pee or not, there are panties…and panties both peed in and not peed in are panties.

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2018

18

Jun

Camila Mendes See Through of the Day

Camila Mendes Tits See Through Lace Dress

Camila Mendes is one of the least attractive people on TV….I just can’t accept her as the woman of desire on Riverdale, the hit show, that is really bad, but popular that she is on…

So seeing her neckless and weird looking at some event trying to be hot in a slutty dress that shows off her uneventful tits…but that celebrates that she is officially famous now thanks to the hit show…is about as erotic as you’d expect it to be which is not erotic at all..

I’ll just put this up here as a tribute to all the parents and children being separated by new immigration laws that don’t love Mexicans as much as they love Mexican food that comes in boxes at their local walmart SUPER CENTER…

Because apparently this girl is only getting work cuz she’s a Mexican, like all those migrant farmers being deported, because Hollywood needs to be about inclusivity….inclusive of neckless women I guess..

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2018

29

Mar

Camila Mendes Booty Broke Her Pants of the Day

I have watched at least every episode of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst….

This show is so unlikeable, a disgrace to the comics we all grew up on, instead of wholesome small town with 1950s values…..

It is terribly written, the characters unlikeable, there’s no comedy…the girls aren’t hot at all…but this one is the fucking worst…with her thick, no neck, who speaks to being an inclusive cast….playing the hispanic who is terrible at being hispanic..but that now probably has a huge ego thanks to the success of the show…

This is her clickbait…

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2018

22

Jan

Betty and Veronica being Slutty of the Day

Betty and Veronica

Their names are Betty and Veronica and they are on Riverdale, the worst show on TV, brought to you by the geniuses at CW Network, who are smart enough to post it the next day on NETFLIX….so that everyone in the world can get sucked into this garbage, over dramatic, over written, stupidity..

I guess they are in their second or third season by now, and up until recently, they didn’t sexualize the main girls at all, there was no marketing around them, there was no turning them into sex symbols you want to fuck, despite Veronica having no neck and looking like a troll….but they’ve figured they best go back to the basics, what people, not just men respond to, and that’s turn these girls into sexual fetishes….for everyone, make us think they are hot by telling us they are hot…and now…the show will do better and better….because the world is bullshit, totally bullshit…what they tell us and what they do…doesn’t change the fact that we are all human and are drawn to things we think are hot.

Either way, this Entertainment Weekly shoot, totally empowering.

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2017

21

Dec

Lili Reinhart & Camila Mendes, the girls of Riverdale, Trying to be Hot of the Day

Lili Reinhart in in a yellow cut out dress

I have watched at least one season of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst but that use cliffhangers to rope me back in, even when I don’t care, leading to me spending 20 hours watching a season while drunk….

I don’t find either of the main characters hot, the blonde Betty Fat, the Veronica a troll with no neck, who looks like a bulldog..

The only one worth jerking off to is the redhead, and they forgot to put her in these pics…idiots…

I’ll post them because this is a hot show, these girls think they are hot, clearly…they aren’t that great…but better than anything you’ve fucked or will fuck…so maybe you think they’re the best…I can’t tell, because I don’t know who you are my only reader.

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2017

22

Nov

Camila Mendes Slutty for Men’s Health Magazine of the Day

Camila Mendes for Men's Health

Thanks to my stolen Netflix account, I have seen Riverdale, all of the first season really…I’ve always been into shitty teen mystery storylines – even when they are fucking terrible…

The entire time I was watching Riverdale I was trying to understand how it had anything to do with Archie Comics, besides name and setting, but more importantly, I questioned why they made Veronica a rich Mexican, I mean other than because of inclusion…but MORE importantly, I wondered why they used an ugly Mexican to play Veronica, all thick necked and weird jawed, so that every time she acted hot I’d screen at the TV “SHE IS NOT FUCKING HOT”….make her the fucking chambermaid at the Five Seasons…

But then again, so many ugly rich girls act like they are hot and get male attention like they are hot because they’ve marketed themselves as hot…even when they aren’t hot..I call the Hadid and Jenners and Baldwins as evidence…so I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE…even if nothing else about it does…

She’s in Men’s Health, because I guess a lot of 40 year old pervert dudes who read Men’s Health are following Riverdale…which is weird in and of itself…but not as weird as this photoshoot.

What I am trying to say is Cheryl Blossom all the fucking way

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