Thanks to my stolen Netflix account, I have seen Riverdale, all of the first season really…I’ve always been into shitty teen mystery storylines – even when they are fucking terrible…

The entire time I was watching Riverdale I was trying to understand how it had anything to do with Archie Comics, besides name and setting, but more importantly, I questioned why they made Veronica a rich Mexican, I mean other than because of inclusion…but MORE importantly, I wondered why they used an ugly Mexican to play Veronica, all thick necked and weird jawed, so that every time she acted hot I’d screen at the TV “SHE IS NOT FUCKING HOT”….make her the fucking chambermaid at the Five Seasons…

But then again, so many ugly rich girls act like they are hot and get male attention like they are hot because they’ve marketed themselves as hot…even when they aren’t hot..I call the Hadid and Jenners and Baldwins as evidence…so I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE…even if nothing else about it does…

She’s in Men’s Health, because I guess a lot of 40 year old pervert dudes who read Men’s Health are following Riverdale…which is weird in and of itself…but not as weird as this photoshoot.

What I am trying to say is Cheryl Blossom all the fucking way

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