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2021

11

Mar

Camila Mendes Doggy Style of the Day

I have seen Riverdale enough to know it’s a piece of shit show that only has one maybe one and a half hot chicks on it…and that one or one and a half is Cheryl Blossom….while Betty and Veronica are just fucking gross…like “how did they get on TV” level of gross…I won’t even get into the fat shaming of Betty, I am sure she does enough of that to herself when trying to squeeze into costumes on set, her face full of Craft Services cake…but Veronica, who we have here is far better when in this position, I mean who isn’t really, becasue you don’t have to see how neckless she really is…

I don’t know if you’ve seen Riverdale, but it’s a show that should have been a made for Tv movie, but turned into 6 seasons…this current one involves them in their 30s, because the actors are in their 30s….chasing down the Mothman…from Mothman prophecies…in some X-Files nonsense…when it all started as a “who killed Cheryl’s brother”….

It’s not good, funny, interesting…and none of it makes sense, including how this bitch is Veronica Lodge…but she’s taking pics of her booty pretending she’s doing it to showcase the dogs…but we know you’re doing it for the booty…it’s the whole point of activewear…or one of the points…because Pussy Definition is the real point…but ass is alright too.

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2020

26

Nov

Camila Mendes Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I’ve seen Riverdale and I’ve always seen Camila Mendes as a neckless troll who they cast as Veronica because she’s Mexican or Hispanic or some shit and TV needs diversity…which I am all for…but give the part to the best option, not some neckless troll looking bitch because she checks off “hispanic” on the racist hollywood casting checklist…because you know that’s exactly what happens…they have meetings where they say “we need to be inclusive so we don’t get dragged, let’s make Veronica Ethnic, that’ll be edgy”…then decide that they’ll also make her family criminals…which I guess is also racist in and of itself..but at least they have representation or some shit.

I don’t think obvious ethnic checklist casting has any level of authenticity, but I do think it is hilarious that they turned the ethnic family into criminals…I also think they could have cast dozens if not 1000s of other hispanic or black or even Indian – dot or feather Veronicas…that you’d want to jerk off to like you did as a kid reading your Double Digests….it’s just a fail across the board.

However, for whatever reason, her working out clips make her look substantially better..so here’s that working out…and apparently…she’s grown a neck.

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2020

10

Aug

Camila Mendes Twerk Workout of the Day

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Camila Mendes is Hollywood taking extreme liberty with the Betty Character from the Archie Comics you may have been into because she was the rich one with the awesome house….because Hollywood is trying to be inclusive and they can’t just have white people on the show…especially when they re-work the Lodge Family to be a criminal family….you know put the HISPANICS in there, or are they called LatinX because some entitled white person decided to call them LatinX, remove the gender because gender is wrong, weirdness I am sure 90 percent of Latinos don’t appreciate…but that the media runs with because inclusivity or some shit…

Well, in being a young girl in Hollywood trying to stay relelvant on Social Media, the typically chubby, neckless and unattractive on the Show has brought a twerk in leggings…and this is probably the best we’ve seen her, at least enough evidence of why or how she got into the show…something I’ve been confused about since seeing the first episode….but if the LatinX can shake that ass…give her the part…

Then she posted a pretty racy ass pic because girls are fucking mental in their shameless self promotion and exhibitionism…I mean…this is a crazy angle for a bikini pic from an actress…I mean a Cam Girl, and IG girl, but a working actress…I guess all those lines are blurred.

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2020

27

Jul

Camila Mendes And Her Twin of the Day

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Camila Mendes is posing with her dog, or a dog, I don’t know what kind of dog this bitch has because I don’t believe in her and I won’t accept that she exists, especially not as BETTY from the Archie Comics, who gave all of us Archie comic book readers dreams of fucking or at least being friends with the hot rich bitch with the pool.

But in the times of inclusivity and making sure all people are represented in stories, even if all people in real life aren’t represented in all stories, on some “let’s all be Canadians” because Canada has been doing this since the 80s….they decided to cast Veronica as a Mendes and you know what, good on them, I don’t give a fuck if the rich girl is some Mexican who’s dad is running drugs in their version of Riverdale, racist, casting the Mexican as the fucking criminal, hilarious…..I’m surprised their black Character, who is from Canada wasn’t cast as the crack dealer, you know cuz of inclusivity….idiots….but yeah, I don’t care that the rich girl is a Mexican or LATINX, I just care that the Mexican or LATINX they chose is a neckless midget with an underbite, it’s just too much of a stretch.

That said, this is her with a dog that could be her dog, because as you know dogs look like their owners, and since she’s got an underbite, she’d probably be inclined to think a dog with an underbite is cute and as a pug owner, I agree with her, which is why I hate comparing humans to dogs, because dogs are cute and humans are dog shit.

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2020

02

Jul

Camila Mendes Ass in Leggings of the Day

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My friend Steve is an obsessive Riverdale Fan, all he ever does is talk to me incessantly about Riverdale, I think he even got the Archie Comics logo tattooed on his chest…..

He gives me all the Riverdale updates and apparently, the entire cast of Riverdale is going down for “Sexual Assault”….because either they were as surprised with the success of the show based on how absolute shit it is, so they took their inflated egos out there to do some raping….or they are doing the mass diversion of “if we have the whole cast accused of sexual assault, it will deflate the actual sexual assault case against an actual sexual assaulter, because the masses will just assume it was all an elaborate prank….there is strength in solidarity, so if one of the team goes down, take down the entire team, so that the one who actually did the crime, is eclipsed by the whole group going down…..clever way to save an entitled rich fuck but more importantly to save their whow….this #metoo shit is real…..annoying…but not as annoying as Riverdale…

THAT SAID, the stars of the show are all dogpound ugly, I haven’t galled a girl a dog in a while, I haven’t “Woofed” at an ugly bitch walking by me in at least 20 years, I usually just default to calling them “CUNTS”….but the cast of the show, real unattractive, which makes a shit show even worse and this dumpy ass midge is Veronica…or at least there to ruin the memory of the Veronica you grew up reading and fantasizing about….there is nothing hot about her, not even in THICK ass leggings…designed to give her ass some more shape….

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2019

18

Oct

Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day

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Cami Mendes is on Riverdale…

Riverdale is arguably the worst most popular show on TV, in the history of TV…I mean it fucking sucks.

I don’t have any real quantifiable scientific evidence of that statement, it is mainly based on opinion, plus science can’t be trusted and can be easily manipulated, I mean science just told us that Bella Hadid’s face is the most perfect face in terms of beauty, and we all know that’s not true, we all know she’s only valid cuz of being skinny and having tits….then there’s that whole Global Warming thing they use 13 year old retard children to try to hype up…sometimes your gut, your big, unhealthy cause of your Diabetes GUT is the only thing you trust….and my gut is telling me that Riverdale was alright the first season, then the writers had a stroke, and now shit’s just bad….luckily HBO brought out a real relevant teen show called Euphoria which is really what Riverdale should want to be…but instead the smut on the show is this garbage….a neckless 40 year old Mexican who stars as Veronica doing some 1920s showgirl act…because that’s how in touch these assholes are.

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2019

10

Sep

Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day

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Camila Mendes on the cover of Women’s Health Magazine talking about college rape.. lovely…or hot…or SAD….depending on what kind of victim blaming you’re into…

From my perspective, I am not going to even read the story, mainly because I don’t care about “THE NECK”…that is what I call this one….from “Riverdale”…a show that should have ended after season one….instead of it becoming a sexual assault on all of our brains that it became….which I can assume this one had something to do with it because she is the expert on sexual assault…

So from my perspective, unless you are jumped walking home at night in an alley, you are not a “Rape” victim, you are an idiot who is too trusting, who doesn’t protect herself. YOU are to blame for all bad things that happen to you…99.9 percent of the time.

I get that it is a trend or cool to be a rape victim, but it’s annoying for those of us who don’t fucking care…kee your pussy and it’s conquests and failures to your damn self….unless you’re actually posting pics of it…which I am cool with…

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2019

23

Aug

Camila Mendes Sucking of the DAy

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Camila Mendes is the least attractive girl on TV, mainly because she has no neck…just all troll-like…but I guess those things don’t matter, because she’s on a hit TV show, RIVERDALE, that all the retard kids are watching because they don’t know what good TV is, hey just know what is popular and that’s enough…they turn it on, but their heard and soul are too busy staring at the selfie front camera, and not paying attention to how shit it is…

Anyway, she’s clearly more important than regular influencers cuz she’s on TV, so here she is sucking on grapes like they were mini millennial testicles…

Here she is in her swimsuit

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2019

06

Aug

Camila Mendes Gets Wet of the Day

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Camila Mendes on a boat with Vanessa Morgan and Kiernan Shipka because I guess the CW wants all their trash to partner up and vacation together for the paparazzi as it is good press for their show, and not a bad gig for the girls who are already loving life thanks to making it in the world as CW actors on both Riverdale and the Spinoff Sabrina the Teenage Witch…an Archie Comics Double Digest that has nothing to do with the Archie Comics I used to read as a weird pervert immigrant child….

Point being, none of the actors are hot….which is weird when you have a shit show…and weird when you factor in that I am an obese, impotent, pussy loving pervert that has fucked some gross shit in my life…yet I look at Veronica and Sabrina and think…”how did they get on TV”….

The black girl, Vanessa Morgan is pretty good though. I am not just saying that cuz she’s from OTTAWA CANADA our Nation’s capital….and I am not saying that because Canada doesn’t have Free Speech laws and if I said anything else these Politically Correct overly nice, so nice it’s racist, good people of my country would say it is hate speech…I am saying it cuz look at that ass….I see Veronica trying…but she’s not where she needs to be, even if she’s got a more important part on the show and makes more money being in the core cast….Vanessa Morgan is winning here….because when girls get together in bikinis…It’s a competition, they just don’t know it…even though they totally know it…as they struggle to be the hottest one….

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2019

02

Aug

Camila Mendes Topless of the Day

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Camila Mendes topless in some movie which could be this Coyote Lake movie but i have no idea honestly. I am too busy figuring out where her neck is and why I find a young naked girl from a hit show…so unappealing….

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