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2021

06

Apr

Camila Mendes Hot Tub of the Day

I shit talk Camila Mendes and Riverdale on the whole because what was a promising piece of shit show, because I do like piece of shit shows, I don’t have standards over here, has turned out to be just a piece of shit show…and whether people watch it and whether it is popular as shit or not… even it’s still a piece of shit show…

I’ve said it before, but I am convinced it was a 90 minute after school special that turned into 6 seasons of confusion, but the people who watch it are either on a higher plane than I am, so they get what goes on with it, and don’t see it as random ideas on a dartboard being thrown darts to decide the plot points of each season…..because they are too busy not listening, taking selfies, etc…

I also hated the casting of everyone but Cheryl Blossom and I’ve cyberbullied, but not really since I only post shit here and no one sees it, both Betty and Veronica’s characters…because I used to jerk off to Archie Comics like the any normal 13 year old, and they don’t hit the mark….at least Betty doesn’t because she’s huge…while this one, Veronica, just wasn’t the hotness I would want out of a Veronica…..but she’s actually looking better than she used to look….because I remember her as someone who doesn’t have a neck….yet here’s a neck….but I am easily won over by bikini hot tub parties I am not invited to…so it could just be the bikini in the hot tub party I’m not invited to making me think Veronica’s securing her place as someone to jerk off to….if you’re into that kind of thing….which most celebs are because it’s good for business..

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