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2021

19

Aug

Camila Mendes Bikini of the Day

I guess I should get to posting the site, since it’s basically the end of the day, but the reality is that I started the site so that I could go days without updating it, it’s called DrunkenStepfather.com you think this is some fucking media empire, I’m a fucking clown idiot who is barely educated running a website alone….it’s pretty weird…but yeah, I don’t like working, I like drinking, I like sleeping, yet here I am day in and day out spending hours on this shit for no fucking reason…it is stupid, one day I will stop….

BUT BEFORE I DO….

Camila Mends who I used to call a Neckless Mayan, because Mayans are known to have short necks accorting to the RACIST PROPAGANDA I have read about Mayans….and now she’s in MAYAN COUNTRY living her bikini selfie life….because COVID PANDEMICS don’t apply to rich people from the TV, even if the TV they are from is garbage fucking programming, it’s a hit show, because people are dumb and she still gets paid..

So while she’s in TULUM reconnecting with her people at their ruins….they have Mayan Ruins in TULUM….she’s slipped into a bikini and the good news is…she’s hotter than she used to be.

Her bulldog jowls, her chunky body, her lack of a neck…all cleared itself up, she must have got paid, or maybe she got replaced by a new hotter clone, because her handlers read our comments in our suggestion box that is this site….

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