Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

2021

Aug

I was talking to my friend Estevan about old bitches, because as men we collectively agree that once a few kids have been farted out a bunch of babies, and after her mimosa filled “LORDY LORDY LOOK WHO IS 40″….she stops being the kind of bitch we jerk off to anymore…

We could do a scientific study on this if we had some funding, maybe I’ll send a proposal to the good people at the Bill Gates Foundation, since he’s got vested interest in proving that 40 year old ladies are gross…maybe a little too eager on that based on his circle of friends…you know waht I mean….

I like to look at the positive in these situations and knowing that her vagina probably can’t grip an average sized pussy, despite her kegels, you can celebrate her lack of elasticity in her pussy by treating it like a speed bag….you know FIST that bitch hard, fast, and without ANY resistence…

A society without resistence, or in this case, a vagina without any resistance, allows for evil doers to move in with rubber gloves up their arm like Dr Dredd, or whatever the evil villain in Who Framed Roger Rabbit was named….you know the scene…Judge Doom…there you go…THAT’s GOOGLE Owned Youtube for giving me what I was looking for you EVIL fucking monsters who have censored me since 2004…cunts…bigger than Milians.