I don’t find Christina Milian that interesting, so naturally, I’ll do a Christina Milian post as the first post of the week, after a weekend of not being on the computer, when there are probably 1000s of more relevant hotter bitches looking sluttier, and there are 100s of thousands if not millions of hotter chicks who are less relevant, looking sluttier, almost making the whole celebrity slut being shameless for likes and follows irrelevant, assuming you consider one hit wonder Milian a celebrity, which I don’t.

Sure, she’s got millions of followers she’s posted a lot of titty pics to get, sure she was a Disney kid and made millions off her slutty coming of age transition into the mainstream to separate herself from Disney, while still likely being owned and handled by Disney, it’s a formula they use, and sure she’s got writing credits through her producer first husband on some serious hit songs, but ultimately, she’s fucking boring, even with a hard nip out, BUT it is still a hard nip and it should not be ignored, like all the other hard nips out there in this world of narcissistic exhibitionism.

I guess you can draw some positive messaging from this, if you’re an old broad, don’t give up on trying to be jerked off to, if you have tits, don’t waste an opportunity to show them off. Life lessons they likely teach in kindergarten, hence all the dudes getting on hormones to grow their own tits out….it starts at school.

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Here’s Christina Milian pretending to have long legs when she’s basically 5 foot tall, MIDGET status, possibly stunted by being sold to the industry, as she deals with her trauma in weird ways, now that society encourages people to brag about their mental issues, or their self harm, or whatever annoying traits they’ve developed as people, but have valid excuses to talk about, since they all love fucking oversharing and talking about them, thanks to being fucking NARCISSISTS…

The one hit wonder who I think was a teen Disney Kid before making her one hit wonder video that people jerked off to a lot, it was an era you jerked off to music videos, is out here doing more fetish erotica, maybe for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, since she’s one of her models, or maybe for fun, since she’s rich as shit and all these half naked model shit is strictly for her ego…and narcissism.

She’s a mom of two, so when you’re rich and famous, this is what moms of two do….when you’re a normal person, your smut is far lower budget, but still smut….so much SMUT…for everyone…too MUCH smut to keep track of….

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Christina Milian’s still hard at work being slutty on the internet, which I guess has been her whole hustle since her Dip It Low – One Hit Wonder, a video that had people jerking off to music videos, because there was a time people jerked off to music videos, they should do a documentary on that, maybe that’ll be the FIRST DrunkenStepfather documentary…MUSIC VIDEOS YOU JERKED OFF TO IN THE 90s/2000s….

PULITZER PRIZE HERE I COME…anyone out there want to bankroll this, cuz I’m broke…

I guess after Dip It Low, the once Disney created star, at least I assume she was Disney, you can google it….used her whoring to get knocked up by some big music producer so she could get credits on some other hits….you know to finance her getting half naked on the internet existence, despite being a 40 year old mom of 2.

So..we’ve been looking at her hot tits for a long time, and that could be why Rihanna brought her on as one of her models for her billion dollar lingerie brand, since Milian even at 40, even as a mom of two, the most recent not even that long ago, still looks good even though she’s rich enough to not fucking bother…and there’s some thing special about that….I am just not sure what it is…but I’ll stare at her striptease to try to find out…

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Dip it Low was a pretty iconic moment to those of us who had cable in the early 2000s and still jacked off to music videos because porn wasn’t readily available…

I wasn’t a music video masturbator that I can remember, but I had the internet since 1995 and thought it was a brilliant device to troll with, so if it ever came to cable or internet, internet always won….but I know people who were music video masturbators, a little slower to the internet porn game, because we can’t all be first movers, early adopters who see the value is trolling nerds…

That’s not to say I didn’t jerk off to Mel B’s hard nipples in the original Spice Girl video, or Cher’s old ass in that video she was on a navy ship in, but I’d rather not admit those things…

It is to say that I did not jerk off to Christina Milian’s video, but I recognized it as culturally important at the time, taking a Disney kid, sexualizing her in a big way, and putting that message out to the girls so that they sexualize themselves to.

Now in her 40s, or near 40s, far richer than she was back then, Milian’s still up to her old tricks of stripping down and being as hot as a 40 year old mom of two can be…all while promoting Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand to keep that relevance going another 20 years….and I’m ok with it…I mean it’s a bitch in her underwear…you’d have to be gay to be against this…what are you a fag?

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I was talking to my friend Estevan about old bitches, because as men we collectively agree that once a few kids have been farted out a bunch of babies, and after her mimosa filled “LORDY LORDY LOOK WHO IS 40″….she stops being the kind of bitch we jerk off to anymore…

We could do a scientific study on this if we had some funding, maybe I’ll send a proposal to the good people at the Bill Gates Foundation, since he’s got vested interest in proving that 40 year old ladies are gross…maybe a little too eager on that based on his circle of friends…you know waht I mean….

I like to look at the positive in these situations and knowing that her vagina probably can’t grip an average sized pussy, despite her kegels, you can celebrate her lack of elasticity in her pussy by treating it like a speed bag….you know FIST that bitch hard, fast, and without ANY resistence…

A society without resistence, or in this case, a vagina without any resistance, allows for evil doers to move in with rubber gloves up their arm like Dr Dredd, or whatever the evil villain in Who Framed Roger Rabbit was named….you know the scene…Judge Doom…there you go…THAT’s GOOGLE Owned Youtube for giving me what I was looking for you EVIL fucking monsters who have censored me since 2004…cunts…bigger than Milians.

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Christina Millian posted this picture of her in her panties that looks like it’s from some bootleg porn set where single mother of two decided it was time to cash in on the tits to buy the baby some formula or herself some crack…and not because she’s a black person, which is what the racists out there who are calling everything racist, while pretending they are no racist are trying to police….by putting words in our damn mouth and the fact that I had to hesitate when a bitch looks like she’s about to take a load on her face in the back office of some dildo store for $200…because she’s black…even though I’d say the same damn thing if she was white…is the fucking problem with the world right now…not everything is a black and white issue…sometimes a whore looks like an actual whore and actual whores come in all shapes and colors in the event you didn’t know…from Asian, to Black, to White Trash with the Meth Teeth on…whore is not a cultural thing, it’s a desperation thing or a product of being molested…get with the program you fucks.

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