Rumer Willis is pretty bold, not because she’s posting a post pregnancy nude to the internet like some kind of low level whore, showing off her milk filled mom tits, while her shredded baby stomach hangs over her thighs…..

She’s pretty bold because she keeps her weirdly modified face in the frame, you know if you’re going to get naked on the instagram, you don’t need the face in on the action, especially when the face has been branded a “Baked Potato” looking face…

I like to think of her as evidence that when a woman with a lot of plastic surgery has a kid, the kid comes out looking like the woman probably looked before her plastic surgery, bringing the baby daddy the ugly kid surprise with a little “WHOOPS, I forgot to tell you, I’m fake as fuck but my WOMB doesn’t lie because you can’t plastic surgery your kid in the womb to live up to the lie”…OOPS!!!

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Bruce Willis may be stoked that he was diagnosed with whatever form of dementia he was diagnosed with, only because it means he can forget that his sperm created Rumer Willis, who was probably slated to be his pride and joy, only to realize that Demi’s womb was poisoned and the baby she provided him with was not what he expected it to be, because Demi had already had so much reconstructive surgery that the version he saw was already a manufactured one…..unless of course they just created ugly babies….sometimes two decent looking people have ugly babies…it’s a thing….

Now, I’ve probably been pretty mean about Rumer Willis over the years, because I like to make jokes about rich, entitled, privileged people who get everything they want out of life, thanks to the trust fund, opportunities and it’s only natural to target her asymmetric face you know she was probably insecure about, because OTHER sites, that are now seen as WOKE or LIBERAL and annoyingly gay used to call her POTATO HEAD, you see, I’m a fake her, they are the real haters, because I can be won over with tits and pussy and don’t even care if a bitch is ugly or not, so long as she’s got tits and pussy….

So yeah, Rumer, with all her face injections isn’t any more appealing than she was 100 years ago, but she’s recently had a kid and her mommy milkers are, which has a way of cancelling out all the propaganda we’ve read all these years about how she’s not hot, when clearly, her MILF FILLED MOMMY MILKERS have a way of making her hot enough to me…I’m pretty easily pleased with my low standards and all…

In the event you missed it..and you have that bargain basement mom/daughter fetish, her mom Demi was out in a bikini too!

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Rumer Willis who I’ve just packaged as a genderless, genital-less, freaky single celled bacteria that fell out of Demi Moore’s ass and that grew into a human like thing, thanks to the money her mom was willing to spend on giving her vaginal discharge the best life she could, is posting smutty pregnancy pics…..

Clearly, she’s trying to convince you that she’s got female reproductive organs and that she’s not just in a movie-magic pregnancy suit, even though we all know that she has access to the best movie magic out there, her dad’s Bruce Willis, or what was once Bruce Willis and is now demented, just not as demented as Rumer Willis.

I’m not buying it Rumer, I am calling this Rumer Wills Has Uterus (sure she does)……

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I’ve probably been making fun of Rumer Willis since she was 18 years old and shocked the world being so fucking ugly despite having two really famous parents, because people don’t realize that Bruce Willis as a chick, is not going to be a hot thing – even though the women of the 90s thought that Bruce Willis as a man was some kind of stud, it was before his brain rotted out from what we’ll assume was a vaccine injury, since I blame everything on Vaccine Injuries…..

You’d think that all these years later I’d have grown out of my asshole, make fun of rich and famous bitches because kick them when they’re up, but as it turns out, I’m sill here….and if Rumer and her asymmetrical Picasso looking face, now with a weird wet look hair cut that I’d expect to see on some weird genderless girl drinking out of a sippy cup in a safe space while hugging her teddy bear, you know the world is filled with stunted half retard weirdos….I can be reminded of how she may have a trust fund, a fat inheritance coming her celebrity child-way, but she’s really not impressive at all, and this is even after all the work she’s had done, following her mom’s lead….and it always reminds me of the Chinese guy who sued his wife who gave him an ugly baby because she had tons of surgery before meeting him and he had no idea that at the genetic CORE she was a monster…..

I am all for nepotism, but like it better when the nepotism doesn’t work, becasue you know RUMER wishes she was like a Lily Rose Depp getting movie deals, except, she’s left out back to work CRAFT services….WHERE SHE BELONGS…but hey, she’s rich and people probably like her in hopes they get to hang with her mom doing whippets until they drown in her pool….trying to SMELL Ashton’s dried cum in her dead cunt….YOU KNOW ROMANCE.

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As Bruce Willis slowly loses his mind, going viral for twerk videos with his 10 year old daughter, like some kind of groomer, which would make sense since he’s out of Hollywood and hollywood is full of perverts, not to say that Bruce Willis is one, I mean he is in no mental capacity to even know what he is doing in said twerk video….but his existing grown daughters give off that victim of sexual abuse vibe, or maybe it’s the sister of the victim of sexual abuse vibe, you know never quite feeling up to speed because they aren’t daddy’s favorite…..

So this is RUMER, who the media used to call IDAHO POTATO HEAD before they got woke and realized that people have FEELINGS and are OVERLY sensitive and laughing at their asymmetric faces, instead of just celebrating their fit asses they have to offset their asymmetric faces, was WRONG.

She’s in a bikini top, looking like a hybrid Rumer willis under face injections and filters, instead of just owning her asymmetric faced self…

I doubt you can jerk off to this, but I wouldn’t put it past you, and the real question is why does she bother having a public profile, she’s got trust funds, and rich dying dad, what’s wrong with just going through life without being a bikini to wearing asshole for social media that is just setting herself up to be pointed and laughed at because people don’t like rich and entitled celebrity children…..

BUT I DO….it’s a fetish.

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Rumer Willis still seems to be confused as to how the internet works, even though so many people have managed to go viral, get rich by manipulating the internet, I guess she just doesn’t have to….

I don’t know much about her, but we’ll assume that she’s just a coddled rich kid with no real reason to live, or maybe has all the reason to live, because she doesn’t have to actually work to pay bills, thanks to your creepy mom and her plastic surgeries, and your bouncer turned biggest action star father, you can focus on the things you care about most, like taking selfies in the bath…..

The reason she seems confused as to how the internet works is that she’s been running a social media for as long as it’s been around, despite all the horrible haters out there who refer to her as the IDAHO potato….because of her wonky face and she’s even done some lowkey “I Da Ho” work showing off her fit enough body…but she should realize that to make real noise on the internet – buttholes must be exposed.

Last time I posted her, I said something like Bruce Willis, now that he has dementia so bad that he can’t do movies, he’s probably happy to have erased her as his daughter, you know, pretend she’s the hired nurse or the hot daughter’s friend, rather than from his balls…and that’s probably not fair, since dads typically love their ugly daughters despite being ugly, since they aren’t there to bone them, and generally don’t want other people boning them…..if anything, you’d want an ugly daughter to avoid the headaches a hot daughter brings, but in the case of a WILLIS, we know Rumer’s probably got all kinds of Bruce and Demi fans lined up for a taste….

The truth is, and I hate saying it, she’s really not as ugly as I thought she was…but that could be her nude in the bath manipulating me.

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When I heard about Bruce Willis’ brain injury from his time travelling, there’s a rumor that he’s a time traveller, and for whatever reason he didn’t go back in time and Roe vs Wade this one, but I guess like most parents, they like their kids and don’t want the very late term abortion…

But yeah, when I first heard about Bruce, I thought vaccine injury, since the spike proteins the vaccinated are producing can enter the brain and cause dementia-like brain issues….

But no one wants to hear about my “conspiracy theories” that are backed by the vaccine company’s own documents, I’m not a doctor….you know…

The second thing I thought was “at least he’ll forget that Rumer is his daughter”…at a certain point in time she’ll be visiting and he’ll just think she’s the hired nurse to change his diaper, when clearly she’s such a brat, she’s never done a chore in her life…

Forgetting you made a bile of dog shit of a woman is like a gift from god…..

Point being, Rumer Willis and her asymmetric face throws me off, even when she’s slutty, but I’m sure she’s a lovely rich kid, since celebrity rich kids are my fetish, as she’s one of the more important ones from where I’m sitting….which is no where good.

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I have consistently hated on Rumer Willis because as fun of a fetish celebrity kids are to some of us, mainly myself, I’ve been a huge ambassador of the kids of celebs, who are celebs by extension, continuing to be celebs on their social media because as unimpressive as they may be, they are connected to famous people so tight that they climbed out of their balls or cunt, or in Rumer’s case both…

That doesn’t mean I’ve found Rumer hot, she was actually pretty weird looking, but like her mom Demi, she’s got some work done to try to live out that rebuilt Demi Moore, rather than the genetic Demi Moore no one remembers or cares about because she was ugly.

It does mean that I’ll look at her tits, like Ill look at her mom’s leaked nudes, which seem to be something that’s going around the internet, more on that when I come across them officially…but in the mean time, let’s see RUMER in overalls like a lesbian electrician coming to fix your furnace only a little more fuckable than that since the shirt is off.

This isn’t life changing, but she’s a vapid celebrity rich kid who only exists because of her parents, which I guess you could say applies to all humans, but I’m not talking about existing on the planet, I mean existing as a celebrity for being born to celebrities. You see how this works here right? We like tits.

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I guess Rumer Willis hasn’t learned how to cocktease right, as an ugly faced girl, she’s got the right idea of showing us her backside, but as an ugly faced girl, who despite putting resources from her rich as shit family trust into her face, hasn’t figured out that her skinny dipping in the rich person pool, should include a spread ass…

The real question is whether this is the pool where that person died at a Demi Moore rager, unless I’ve got that story wrong and the person who died at her party, didn’t drown in the pool like some sort of sacrifice to her overlord….but someone did die at one of her parties, maybe the one she ODed on WHIPPETS at…I don’t know, google it…Demi Moore has consistently creeped me the fuck out and so do her children.

I don’t know if a defined back is really what I’d consider worth jacking off to, you know, it’s not the 90s, step it up, maybe prop yourself out of the pool so I can see some cunt from behind the way nature intended, because anyone who has rooked a girl into skinny dipping with them knows, it’s hardly skinny dipping when she strips underwater and you can’t see any of the fucking goods, at that point, bikinis are better.

I just realized, there’s a pic of her face (below) from the pool….which is the WRONG asshole, we want to see the OTHER one….

Here’s a skinny dip done better…

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A camera in the face always makes for a better selfie for most people…

Rumer Willis is bringing the heat, if you consider this hot, and you probably don’t, considering we live in a society filled with gaping asshole pics and dildo insertion videos designed to show off how grippy a girl’s labia are, a little casual nude selfie to show off half a tit, that may not even be a real tit, but could be inspired by Demi Moore tit, since Demi Moore’s the kind of lady who was ahead of the game on the plastic surgery thing, where she was getting millions of dollars of it back when it wasn’t something you could get done at your local nail salon…

We are currently in the era of every bitch and their mother competing for the same muppet face, where 16 year olds and 50 year olds look like the same kind of cartoon character, as everyone matches their instagram filters, and where natural beauty or lack of natural beauty is a thing of the fucking past, as everyone morphs into the same kind weird fucking modern trans human species…

Anyway, Rumer Willis definitely started out wonky, had to do what she could to look more like her mom, and since her mom was all fake, and since society is all fake, this is the modern version of what was once referred to by all those mean celeb blogs as a potato head.

Keep on the toplessness, she’s lookin better than ever and that’s important in this vapid, shallow and superficial world.

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