The internet LOVES viral challenges.

I think the new Viral Challenge should he jerking off to RUMER WILLIS’ tits.

RUMER WILLIS was a celebrity child who was dragged through pop culture for pretty much her entire childhood because her mom was Plastic Surgery queen Demi Moore and Rumer’s face was evidence of just how much work Demi had done….unless she got it from her daddy.

The point is that the poor girl, just trying to live her rich kid life, was told how ugly she was on a regular basis, when all she wanted to do was be celebrated as a talented singer, or whatever it is she put together with her high profile genetics….

That doesn’t mean she let the haters get through her her, maybe she didn’t feel she was ugly and that she was immune to the normies or simpletons laughing or throwing feces at the people in the mansion at the top of the hill.

I mean, you wouldn’t let some losers on the internet phase your awesome life because they think you’re ugly from their basement apartment their mom pays for because the videostore they tried getting a job at shut down…

The point is, Rumer Willis is a mom, she has tits, maybe fake tits like her MOMMY, and that RUMER WILLIS hate is totally unnecessary when we should treat her like the premium, top shelf pussy that she is.

You see, it’s a package deal….the entity that is RUMER is more than an asymmetric face she’s sorted out….she’s quality.

So the internet CHALLENGE is jerking off to RUMER the way her tits are meant to be jerked off to….the way ASHTON KUTCHER probably did when they all lived together in IDAHO…NO YOU DA HO.

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Rumer Willis stripping down for her social media like a common whore, one of them attention seeking OF girls hoping to get subscribers, is the kind of thing that probably would have made me want her Dad’s dementia, you know beg for her dad’s dementia, like I was Aaron Carter medicating after all those gifts he gave me, all to forget that she exists. One of the perks of his dementia is not realizing his sperm made an asymmetrical Picasso looking bitch….

However, I am older, more perverted, disgusting and with no standards….and Rumer’s put in work or money like her mom to make her less of a Potato head with a retardation….

Which means I actually like it…

MORE RUMER WILLIS MILF porn, save the dementia for BRUCE because I want this imprinted on my mind forever….

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I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis for what I assume is at least 15 years. I figure why would I bother stopping now…if anything, with her dad dying of his weird form of dementia, now would be the ideal time to make fun of her. As you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, probably not for Bruce, seeing as he’s now a retard, but for the rest of us and together our collective laughs may heal his brain….

I actually don’t hate Bruce Willis, I watched Die Hard like the rest of you over the Holidays, he’s a legend, it’s his spoiled, in part by being half Demi Moore, but also because both parents made stupid money kids that are fun to laugh at….mainly because of their WONKY face.

Well, I don’t hate Rumer Willis either, that would be a serious waste of energy, I mean these people don’t exist and are hardly real, even when they post implied nudes in the bath of their postpartem milk filled tit for no reason than to say “look at my tits” which for a face like that should be just a pic of the tits…leave the face for your dad to remember all the bad he’s done, just incase he’s been forgetting it with that dementia shit….and while she’s at it…keep moley back off the internet too..just tight crop of tit.

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Here’s a little or a big, at least big breasted, Rumer Willis who is post pregnancy because she’s apparently been bred by some kind of pervert who is into rich kids with famous parents who never have to work and can offer that good good life…

I’ve always been a Rumer Willis hater, which is such a basic angle to take when it comes to Rumer Willis, but in my defence, she didn’t have big milk filled mommy milkers at the time….and she walked around with a little too much confidence for someone who had a face that looked like a foot, not just any foot, a left foot…

I have hated her mom, she was a bit of a creep, always underwhelming, her bolt on tits uninspiring in Striptease, her Ashton Kutcher relationship should have been fucking criminal, and that’s not Rumer Willis’ fault, she as probably a victim to weirdness…but that could just be her big tits talking…

It’s amazing what big tits do to a man, I’m here feeling bad for her cuz her dad’s non-verbal and dying of his dementia, thinking that she actually cares when it’s not going to affect her trust fund, you know as if she actually has human emotions….all because of the tits…

So ladies, if you have tits, use them, they give us empathy and make us ignore your fat neck.

Here are some more pics of her, since you’re all dying for RUMER WILLIS content….

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Rumer Willis is pretty bold, not because she’s posting a post pregnancy nude to the internet like some kind of low level whore, showing off her milk filled mom tits, while her shredded baby stomach hangs over her thighs…..

She’s pretty bold because she keeps her weirdly modified face in the frame, you know if you’re going to get naked on the instagram, you don’t need the face in on the action, especially when the face has been branded a “Baked Potato” looking face…

I like to think of her as evidence that when a woman with a lot of plastic surgery has a kid, the kid comes out looking like the woman probably looked before her plastic surgery, bringing the baby daddy the ugly kid surprise with a little “WHOOPS, I forgot to tell you, I’m fake as fuck but my WOMB doesn’t lie because you can’t plastic surgery your kid in the womb to live up to the lie”…OOPS!!!

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Bruce Willis may be stoked that he was diagnosed with whatever form of dementia he was diagnosed with, only because it means he can forget that his sperm created Rumer Willis, who was probably slated to be his pride and joy, only to realize that Demi’s womb was poisoned and the baby she provided him with was not what he expected it to be, because Demi had already had so much reconstructive surgery that the version he saw was already a manufactured one…..unless of course they just created ugly babies….sometimes two decent looking people have ugly babies…it’s a thing….

Now, I’ve probably been pretty mean about Rumer Willis over the years, because I like to make jokes about rich, entitled, privileged people who get everything they want out of life, thanks to the trust fund, opportunities and it’s only natural to target her asymmetric face you know she was probably insecure about, because OTHER sites, that are now seen as WOKE or LIBERAL and annoyingly gay used to call her POTATO HEAD, you see, I’m a fake her, they are the real haters, because I can be won over with tits and pussy and don’t even care if a bitch is ugly or not, so long as she’s got tits and pussy….

So yeah, Rumer, with all her face injections isn’t any more appealing than she was 100 years ago, but she’s recently had a kid and her mommy milkers are, which has a way of cancelling out all the propaganda we’ve read all these years about how she’s not hot, when clearly, her MILF FILLED MOMMY MILKERS have a way of making her hot enough to me…I’m pretty easily pleased with my low standards and all…

In the event you missed it..and you have that bargain basement mom/daughter fetish, her mom Demi was out in a bikini too!

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Rumer Willis who I’ve just packaged as a genderless, genital-less, freaky single celled bacteria that fell out of Demi Moore’s ass and that grew into a human like thing, thanks to the money her mom was willing to spend on giving her vaginal discharge the best life she could, is posting smutty pregnancy pics…..

Clearly, she’s trying to convince you that she’s got female reproductive organs and that she’s not just in a movie-magic pregnancy suit, even though we all know that she has access to the best movie magic out there, her dad’s Bruce Willis, or what was once Bruce Willis and is now demented, just not as demented as Rumer Willis.

I’m not buying it Rumer, I am calling this Rumer Wills Has Uterus (sure she does)……

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I’ve probably been making fun of Rumer Willis since she was 18 years old and shocked the world being so fucking ugly despite having two really famous parents, because people don’t realize that Bruce Willis as a chick, is not going to be a hot thing – even though the women of the 90s thought that Bruce Willis as a man was some kind of stud, it was before his brain rotted out from what we’ll assume was a vaccine injury, since I blame everything on Vaccine Injuries…..

You’d think that all these years later I’d have grown out of my asshole, make fun of rich and famous bitches because kick them when they’re up, but as it turns out, I’m sill here….and if Rumer and her asymmetrical Picasso looking face, now with a weird wet look hair cut that I’d expect to see on some weird genderless girl drinking out of a sippy cup in a safe space while hugging her teddy bear, you know the world is filled with stunted half retard weirdos….I can be reminded of how she may have a trust fund, a fat inheritance coming her celebrity child-way, but she’s really not impressive at all, and this is even after all the work she’s had done, following her mom’s lead….and it always reminds me of the Chinese guy who sued his wife who gave him an ugly baby because she had tons of surgery before meeting him and he had no idea that at the genetic CORE she was a monster…..

I am all for nepotism, but like it better when the nepotism doesn’t work, becasue you know RUMER wishes she was like a Lily Rose Depp getting movie deals, except, she’s left out back to work CRAFT services….WHERE SHE BELONGS…but hey, she’s rich and people probably like her in hopes they get to hang with her mom doing whippets until they drown in her pool….trying to SMELL Ashton’s dried cum in her dead cunt….YOU KNOW ROMANCE.

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As Bruce Willis slowly loses his mind, going viral for twerk videos with his 10 year old daughter, like some kind of groomer, which would make sense since he’s out of Hollywood and hollywood is full of perverts, not to say that Bruce Willis is one, I mean he is in no mental capacity to even know what he is doing in said twerk video….but his existing grown daughters give off that victim of sexual abuse vibe, or maybe it’s the sister of the victim of sexual abuse vibe, you know never quite feeling up to speed because they aren’t daddy’s favorite…..

So this is RUMER, who the media used to call IDAHO POTATO HEAD before they got woke and realized that people have FEELINGS and are OVERLY sensitive and laughing at their asymmetric faces, instead of just celebrating their fit asses they have to offset their asymmetric faces, was WRONG.

She’s in a bikini top, looking like a hybrid Rumer willis under face injections and filters, instead of just owning her asymmetric faced self…

I doubt you can jerk off to this, but I wouldn’t put it past you, and the real question is why does she bother having a public profile, she’s got trust funds, and rich dying dad, what’s wrong with just going through life without being a bikini to wearing asshole for social media that is just setting herself up to be pointed and laughed at because people don’t like rich and entitled celebrity children…..

BUT I DO….it’s a fetish.

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Rumer Willis still seems to be confused as to how the internet works, even though so many people have managed to go viral, get rich by manipulating the internet, I guess she just doesn’t have to….

I don’t know much about her, but we’ll assume that she’s just a coddled rich kid with no real reason to live, or maybe has all the reason to live, because she doesn’t have to actually work to pay bills, thanks to your creepy mom and her plastic surgeries, and your bouncer turned biggest action star father, you can focus on the things you care about most, like taking selfies in the bath…..

The reason she seems confused as to how the internet works is that she’s been running a social media for as long as it’s been around, despite all the horrible haters out there who refer to her as the IDAHO potato….because of her wonky face and she’s even done some lowkey “I Da Ho” work showing off her fit enough body…but she should realize that to make real noise on the internet – buttholes must be exposed.

Last time I posted her, I said something like Bruce Willis, now that he has dementia so bad that he can’t do movies, he’s probably happy to have erased her as his daughter, you know, pretend she’s the hired nurse or the hot daughter’s friend, rather than from his balls…and that’s probably not fair, since dads typically love their ugly daughters despite being ugly, since they aren’t there to bone them, and generally don’t want other people boning them…..if anything, you’d want an ugly daughter to avoid the headaches a hot daughter brings, but in the case of a WILLIS, we know Rumer’s probably got all kinds of Bruce and Demi fans lined up for a taste….

The truth is, and I hate saying it, she’s really not as ugly as I thought she was…but that could be her nude in the bath manipulating me.

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