I’ve probably been making fun of Rumer Willis since she was 18 years old and shocked the world being so fucking ugly despite having two really famous parents, because people don’t realize that Bruce Willis as a chick, is not going to be a hot thing – even though the women of the 90s thought that Bruce Willis as a man was some kind of stud, it was before his brain rotted out from what we’ll assume was a vaccine injury, since I blame everything on Vaccine Injuries…..

You’d think that all these years later I’d have grown out of my asshole, make fun of rich and famous bitches because kick them when they’re up, but as it turns out, I’m sill here….and if Rumer and her asymmetrical Picasso looking face, now with a weird wet look hair cut that I’d expect to see on some weird genderless girl drinking out of a sippy cup in a safe space while hugging her teddy bear, you know the world is filled with stunted half retard weirdos….I can be reminded of how she may have a trust fund, a fat inheritance coming her celebrity child-way, but she’s really not impressive at all, and this is even after all the work she’s had done, following her mom’s lead….and it always reminds me of the Chinese guy who sued his wife who gave him an ugly baby because she had tons of surgery before meeting him and he had no idea that at the genetic CORE she was a monster…..

I am all for nepotism, but like it better when the nepotism doesn’t work, becasue you know RUMER wishes she was like a Lily Rose Depp getting movie deals, except, she’s left out back to work CRAFT services….WHERE SHE BELONGS…but hey, she’s rich and people probably like her in hopes they get to hang with her mom doing whippets until they drown in her pool….trying to SMELL Ashton’s dried cum in her dead cunt….YOU KNOW ROMANCE.

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