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2020

11

Dec

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

Rumer Willis will always be the thick jawed or hard jawed girl that acts as a beacon of Demi Moore’s insane amount of plastic surgery….

You know the “How did that crawl out of Demi’s cunt looking like that”…..sure it could have been the drugs, I will forever remember the WHIPPET 911 call that resurfaced the other day…you know the kind of rotted out cunt that has seen all kinds of dick just doesn’t have the uterus powerful enough to make gold…because it’s rotten…but what it actually comes down to is what you SEE is not what you get, DEMI rebuilt herself to be “hot”….BUT GENES don’t lie…

HOWEVER, Romer Willis has followed her mom’s lead and has actively tried to off-set her ugly with a fit body, some tits, and a new face that’s cropped out by her phone thankfully…

PLASTIC…the way nature, or her nature intended…

Her nipples are hard and she’s rich as shit thanks to her A-List parents being richer than god so she can spend her days being useless trying to be hot…

Garbage DAY is FRIDAY.

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2020

09

Sep

Rumer Willis Swimsuit of the Day

Rumer Willis Swimsuit

Rumer Willis, who has been pretty abused across the internet for not being the prettiest of girls, and I’m not just talking about this site, I mean I typically make fun of anyone, even the hottest of chicks by calling them fat or ugly, but Rumer, for whatever reason got Ugly Shamed for Being ugly from all the blogs back when people were allowed to make fun of celebs or their children for being the entitled assholes that they are…I think the most common feedback she got was that her head looked like a potato.

That said, it was never all that surprising to me that Rumer wasn’t a babe, I mean her dad is Bruce and her mom Demi spent millions on surgeries to make herself “pretty”….which is obviously false marketing to anyone who knocks her up who doesn’t realize that genetics tell another story….but Rumer is a celebrity kid, Ashton’s ex-stepdaughter that I assume he watched shower and in being raised in this exclusive rich world…it’s easy to hate on her for her doing nothing but chilling….since she never had to accomplish anything, but that kind of thing never upsets me….people get born rich, it happens, you can’t hate them for that, but you can hate them for not doing anything good with that access and good fortune, but even then who fucking cares…

What I find surprising is that now that she’s older, maybe in her 30s, she’s decided she’s a bikini or underwear model, as she poses half naked…I assume she’s been working out, eating well, realizing a hot body beats out a busted face, plus with all the fillers and injections, it’s easy to make a busted face, look like a muppet sex doll face, which people like, at least in pics…so whatever is going on here, the evolution of Rumer Willis and her Potato face has been weird…but not as weird as your willingness to jerk off to her in her one piece cuz her body’s looking good…

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2020

12

Aug

Rumer Willis Shower Porn of the Day

Rumer Willis Shower

Rumer Willis reminds me of the time I got Crabs at a rave in the 90s while shitting myself after doing too much speed…and not in a good way.

No matter what procedures she gets she still looks like a potato….and not like the kind of potato you’d want to fuck…you know warm, buttery, creamy and mashed in a ziploc bag that you’ll double as a pocket pussy…

I guess she’s just trying follow her mother’s lead in lying to the people by buying her hotness like every girl on instagram because she’s from an era when it wasn’t a 600 dollar injection in their face…you know this bitch paid millions to live up to the lie and chopped herself up each time harder than she chopped up lines of adderall or whatever other drugs she was doing when she was high on Whippets that time a dude drowned in her pool….

Point is, Rumer is posting topless pics for attention because she’s a shadow of her parents and this is how they do it.

Rumer Willis Nude

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2020

14

Apr

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

Rumer Willis Sexy Bath

Confusing things going on during the COVID crisis:

1- The stock market….I don’t understand the stock market to begin with, I’ve never had money to buy stocks but it seems like a fucking scam that makes no sense to me. I’m not a numbers guy, I just know that these companies sell off a percentage of their companies to the commoners / the public / the peasants, feed those commoners cooked books and manipulated numbers and stories…it’s called a pump and dump to value their shit much higher than their earnings would ever justify it being worth…. and in this COVID crisis where everyone is unemployed, no one is consuming much beyond groceries and booze and fitness equipment and entertainment content…the news calls for a depression but as weeks go on, the prices of stocks go back up to where they were….when they should be dropping….weird. Don’t trust big business or the governement…..

2 – Rumer Willis – sexualizing herself….because she’s ugly and now old….but rich thanks to her parents…so probably misguided into thinking she is hot. Positive affirmation does that. Tell a fat chick she’s hot enough and she’ll be acting like she’s fucking Beyonce when you try to have anal sex with her…when if nature took it’s course she’d be begging for anal, even paying for anal…because none of that bullshit hype got into her or other people’s heads into thinking BIG IS BEAUTIFUL….

I will say that Rumer Willis looks better than ever, which isn’t saying but but a thanks to FACE INJECTIONS…

Rumer Willis Nude

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2020

22

Jan

Rumer Willis Lace Bra Big Face of the Day

Rumer Willis Tits Lace Bra

I figure since none of you read this site, the numbers keep tanking, the world is progressing around me and I am just BLOCKBUSTER or some shit, the last standing VHS store in the streaming world, I should focus on my real life passions, but I don’t have passions, so instead I’ll post RUMER WILLIS in a bra because if you read my previous post on DAKOTA JOHNSON (and you didn’t), you will know that celebrity kids are my favorite, even when they are the worst. They get all the hype of being celebrities without being celebrities, so they have the shine all these whores on instagram are trying to get, without having to try and yet they resort to posting titty pics, because that’s obviously the core of what women want, like, are into.

It’s a social experiment this whole internet thing and let me tell you….it’s not making anyone smarter, it is making people richer for doing less significant things, and it is making girls sluttier to keep up with people being more perverted…which I guess is doing enough good to distract us from all the evil.


Rumer Willis Tits Lace Bra

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2020

09

Jan

Rumer Willis Archery in Tight Leggings of the Day

Rumer Willis Archery Tight Leggings

For those of you who say that Rumer Willis is useless.

Just some entitled useless do nothing who happens to be born to very rich parents that coddle her thanks to being celebrity weirdo narcissists that can’t seen anything their genitals produced as being bad or embarrassing.

A girl who doesn’t need skills, hobbies, projects because she can just CHILL…

Well as it turns out…she does archery, so take that haters…bitch does things beyond sitting and injecting her face to make herself hotter than she was at 18 when she looked like a potato.

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2019

26

Dec

Rumer Willis Titty Shake of the Day

Rumer Willis Titty Shake

Rumer Willis understands the crop.

She’s got tits, she’s got an ass, she works out, because there isn’t much else for her to do being a socialite with a trust fund that never has to worry about money or going broke….

But she’s also got a face that even with the face injections is either too much like biological Demi Moore, before the millions of dollars of surgery created the Demi Moore you know…or it could be too much Bruce because the face of a man on a woman is always weird…even with all this tranny porn ya’ll jerk off to…and all this gender reassignment you all buy into….whether it’s just pervert dudes figuring out the loophole to get into the women’s locker room…still weird…

What I am trying to say is that I am a big fan of celebrity kids, even the butter faces…cuz you don’t need a face to want to fuck…I’m sure many a decapitated women have been fucked…or less creepy true crime story….many an ugly hot bodied women fucked from behind, in the dark, or in some sort of costume that comes with a mask….like Arabian nights, or furry or what the fuck ever you want….or you can just watch the titty bounce, which is what I’m doing.

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2019

08

Oct

Rumer Willis Titty Rub of the Day

Rumer Willis Titty Rub

Rumer Willis is celebrating breast cancer awareness month, I think it is breast cancer awareness month, maybe every month is breast cancer awareness month, since breast cancer affect so many women, more and more thanks to all the chemicals and radiation in everything we ingest, that you all should be giving yourself breast exams, and if you’re not into it, I can always do it for you…but I use my mouth..it’s a ancient technique the Mayans invented…so come on over…let’s save some lives..

Rumer Willis, who has been consistently hated on by most sites, is likely doing this to ride some of the attention her mom got last week with her book of lies…I don’t listen to the media coverage but I know that at least two dudes were like “that never even existed, this bitch is crazy”, but I guess Rumer Willis in being Rumer willis only knows how to ride her mom and dad’s wave. Nothing wrong with that, if anything it’s awesome…you never have to work, you can do whatever you want, and if you’re in the mood to rub your tit on social media, the audience will watch cuz they know you exist. So it’s like she gets all the benefits of celebrity all while being absolutely useless…unless you find this titty rub useful in anything but distracting from her weirdo face.

Rumer Willis Titty Rub
Rumer Willis Titty Rub

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2019

16

Aug

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples

Rumer Willis the rich kid with the rich parents who were so rich they kept her alive when she was born while most people would have used the potato for what it was destined to be…mashed or fried…

Idaho dreams….where the family have their mansion….or a small town…they have deep roots in Idaho and the potatoes of Idaho that they turned her into a child…

So thanks to their Bruce Willis and Demi Moore resources they took that potato out of the womb after a freaky Idaho coke party…where the team filled Demi up with some Idaho gold, that I guess they incubated it and allowed to grow into a human like hybrid…straight from Demi’s Roswell New Mexico alien pussy.

This is the end result.

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2019

23

Jul

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple of the Day

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple

This is what the world needs right now…

Demi Moore’s daughter – RUMER WILLIS – Who may or may not identify as a woman, and who may or may not identify as a human, and who may or may not identify as a Potato because that is the shape of her head….with her tits busting out…

I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis on the internet for a long time, which is pretty fucking dumb if you think about it, she’s barely trying to get famous in her own right, and it was really just slaughtering someone who had no control over being born to Demi…

I should have just fixated on Demi’s shortcomings by using RUMER as a reference to how broken Demi’s vagina / uterus / genetics are….and to draw attention to just how much Plastic Surgery she’s had…as it reminds me of a story of a China Man who sued his wife for misleading him with plastic surgery when they had an ugly kid…

That said, Rumer has gone onto get face injections, find fitness and is looking better than ever as she lives that rich kid from a broken home with a pervert stepdad life….but I could just be distracted by the tits.

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple

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