Here’s some RUMER WILLIS who I used to make fun of along with the rest of the world because she was evidence of all of Demi Moore’s plastic surgery, which always reminded me of a story I heard that may have taken place in China, where a man sued his wife after having an ugly baby with her and realizing that it was because she had 100s of 1000s of dollars worth of surgeries done and what he was actually knocking up was a fucking troll…

So I would never give Rumer credit for being hot, interesting, or anything less than Ashton Kutcher’s stepdaughter he probably watched shower since they’re the same age…and hollywood types are weird….and anything she did was a “she’s a fucking garbage celebrity rich kid”….but I’ve since established a fetish for celebrity rich kids…I find their existence interesting and in the time I’ve done that….Rumer Willis has started working out, has got the face injections, and is presenting herself as a 30 year old or mid 30 year old…I am not going to bother googling….bitch who get topless in artistic high concept shoots that are barely high concept but she’s grabbing her tits and it’s probably an old pic but I’ll post it anyway…

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Rumer Willis was one of the early celebrity children I used to make fun of, along with Zelda Williams and I guess Kate Hudson who doesn’t really count because she pretended to be a celebrity of her own, while Rumer was just a “I’m rich, my parents are rich, my stepdad is rich, so I’m going to do nothing with my life, but hang…” which is precisely what she’s done…and I guess what her sisters have done…it’s a why the fuck bother, she’s a WILLIS…

IN being a WILLIS, she suffers something CAITLIN JENNER also suffers from, and that’s being a LITTLE too BRUCE to be hot…

IN her defence though, she’s at least got the face injections to reduce the swelling in her head that got her the nickname Mr Potato Head…and I’m not the one who coined that…it was some other celebrity site that is probably all WOKE now…because they forgot we are SUPPOSED to hate on these people….fan boy yes-man fucks…

She’s also been working out, or something, that has allowed her to have a bit of a body, brave enough to get naked on the internet, which isn’t brave at all cuz these fucks all edit themselves while complaining about unrealisitic body images Victoria’s Secret models give them….dumb fucks….

Not to mention, Demi has openly admitted to millions of dollars of surgery to get to be the 7-8 on 10 she was at her prime…meaning she started out at a 3 and genetics have a memory and get passed on…so RUMER has it that RUMER could have been WAY uglier.

Point being, she’s a familiar face, albeit a terrifying face, albeit is a great word, albeit a face that has been jacked up by injections like other faces, and really not the kind of face you’d want to be familiar…unless it was in a recurring nightmare kind of way, but SHE is posting NAKED selfies…CHECK IT OUT….

That said, if you’re into Mr/Mrs/Androgynous Potato Head in Pussy Hugging Bike Shorts, Rumer called the papaprazzi to cover her workout where she wore very skimpy and disgusting bike shorts….

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Rumer Willis will always be the thick jawed or hard jawed girl that acts as a beacon of Demi Moore’s insane amount of plastic surgery….

You know the “How did that crawl out of Demi’s cunt looking like that”…..sure it could have been the drugs, I will forever remember the WHIPPET 911 call that resurfaced the other day…you know the kind of rotted out cunt that has seen all kinds of dick just doesn’t have the uterus powerful enough to make gold…because it’s rotten…but what it actually comes down to is what you SEE is not what you get, DEMI rebuilt herself to be “hot”….BUT GENES don’t lie…

HOWEVER, Romer Willis has followed her mom’s lead and has actively tried to off-set her ugly with a fit body, some tits, and a new face that’s cropped out by her phone thankfully…

PLASTIC…the way nature, or her nature intended…

Her nipples are hard and she’s rich as shit thanks to her A-List parents being richer than god so she can spend her days being useless trying to be hot…

Garbage DAY is FRIDAY.

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Rumer Willis, who has been pretty abused across the internet for not being the prettiest of girls, and I’m not just talking about this site, I mean I typically make fun of anyone, even the hottest of chicks by calling them fat or ugly, but Rumer, for whatever reason got Ugly Shamed for Being ugly from all the blogs back when people were allowed to make fun of celebs or their children for being the entitled assholes that they are…I think the most common feedback she got was that her head looked like a potato.

That said, it was never all that surprising to me that Rumer wasn’t a babe, I mean her dad is Bruce and her mom Demi spent millions on surgeries to make herself “pretty”….which is obviously false marketing to anyone who knocks her up who doesn’t realize that genetics tell another story….but Rumer is a celebrity kid, Ashton’s ex-stepdaughter that I assume he watched shower and in being raised in this exclusive rich world…it’s easy to hate on her for her doing nothing but chilling….since she never had to accomplish anything, but that kind of thing never upsets me….people get born rich, it happens, you can’t hate them for that, but you can hate them for not doing anything good with that access and good fortune, but even then who fucking cares…

What I find surprising is that now that she’s older, maybe in her 30s, she’s decided she’s a bikini or underwear model, as she poses half naked…I assume she’s been working out, eating well, realizing a hot body beats out a busted face, plus with all the fillers and injections, it’s easy to make a busted face, look like a muppet sex doll face, which people like, at least in pics…so whatever is going on here, the evolution of Rumer Willis and her Potato face has been weird…but not as weird as your willingness to jerk off to her in her one piece cuz her body’s looking good…

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Rumer Willis reminds me of the time I got Crabs at a rave in the 90s while shitting myself after doing too much speed…and not in a good way.

No matter what procedures she gets she still looks like a potato….and not like the kind of potato you’d want to fuck…you know warm, buttery, creamy and mashed in a ziploc bag that you’ll double as a pocket pussy…

I guess she’s just trying follow her mother’s lead in lying to the people by buying her hotness like every girl on instagram because she’s from an era when it wasn’t a 600 dollar injection in their face…you know this bitch paid millions to live up to the lie and chopped herself up each time harder than she chopped up lines of adderall or whatever other drugs she was doing when she was high on Whippets that time a dude drowned in her pool….

Point is, Rumer is posting topless pics for attention because she’s a shadow of her parents and this is how they do it.

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Confusing things going on during the COVID crisis:

1- The stock market….I don’t understand the stock market to begin with, I’ve never had money to buy stocks but it seems like a fucking scam that makes no sense to me. I’m not a numbers guy, I just know that these companies sell off a percentage of their companies to the commoners / the public / the peasants, feed those commoners cooked books and manipulated numbers and stories…it’s called a pump and dump to value their shit much higher than their earnings would ever justify it being worth…. and in this COVID crisis where everyone is unemployed, no one is consuming much beyond groceries and booze and fitness equipment and entertainment content…the news calls for a depression but as weeks go on, the prices of stocks go back up to where they were….when they should be dropping….weird. Don’t trust big business or the governement…..

2 – Rumer Willis – sexualizing herself….because she’s ugly and now old….but rich thanks to her parents…so probably misguided into thinking she is hot. Positive affirmation does that. Tell a fat chick she’s hot enough and she’ll be acting like she’s fucking Beyonce when you try to have anal sex with her…when if nature took it’s course she’d be begging for anal, even paying for anal…because none of that bullshit hype got into her or other people’s heads into thinking BIG IS BEAUTIFUL….

I will say that Rumer Willis looks better than ever, which isn’t saying but but a thanks to FACE INJECTIONS…

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