When I heard about Bruce Willis’ brain injury from his time travelling, there’s a rumor that he’s a time traveller, and for whatever reason he didn’t go back in time and Roe vs Wade this one, but I guess like most parents, they like their kids and don’t want the very late term abortion…

But yeah, when I first heard about Bruce, I thought vaccine injury, since the spike proteins the vaccinated are producing can enter the brain and cause dementia-like brain issues….

But no one wants to hear about my “conspiracy theories” that are backed by the vaccine company’s own documents, I’m not a doctor….you know…

The second thing I thought was “at least he’ll forget that Rumer is his daughter”…at a certain point in time she’ll be visiting and he’ll just think she’s the hired nurse to change his diaper, when clearly she’s such a brat, she’s never done a chore in her life…

Forgetting you made a bile of dog shit of a woman is like a gift from god…..

Point being, Rumer Willis and her asymmetric face throws me off, even when she’s slutty, but I’m sure she’s a lovely rich kid, since celebrity rich kids are my fetish, as she’s one of the more important ones from where I’m sitting….which is no where good.

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I have consistently hated on Rumer Willis because as fun of a fetish celebrity kids are to some of us, mainly myself, I’ve been a huge ambassador of the kids of celebs, who are celebs by extension, continuing to be celebs on their social media because as unimpressive as they may be, they are connected to famous people so tight that they climbed out of their balls or cunt, or in Rumer’s case both…

That doesn’t mean I’ve found Rumer hot, she was actually pretty weird looking, but like her mom Demi, she’s got some work done to try to live out that rebuilt Demi Moore, rather than the genetic Demi Moore no one remembers or cares about because she was ugly.

It does mean that I’ll look at her tits, like Ill look at her mom’s leaked nudes, which seem to be something that’s going around the internet, more on that when I come across them officially…but in the mean time, let’s see RUMER in overalls like a lesbian electrician coming to fix your furnace only a little more fuckable than that since the shirt is off.

This isn’t life changing, but she’s a vapid celebrity rich kid who only exists because of her parents, which I guess you could say applies to all humans, but I’m not talking about existing on the planet, I mean existing as a celebrity for being born to celebrities. You see how this works here right? We like tits.

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I guess Rumer Willis hasn’t learned how to cocktease right, as an ugly faced girl, she’s got the right idea of showing us her backside, but as an ugly faced girl, who despite putting resources from her rich as shit family trust into her face, hasn’t figured out that her skinny dipping in the rich person pool, should include a spread ass…

The real question is whether this is the pool where that person died at a Demi Moore rager, unless I’ve got that story wrong and the person who died at her party, didn’t drown in the pool like some sort of sacrifice to her overlord….but someone did die at one of her parties, maybe the one she ODed on WHIPPETS at…I don’t know, google it…Demi Moore has consistently creeped me the fuck out and so do her children.

I don’t know if a defined back is really what I’d consider worth jacking off to, you know, it’s not the 90s, step it up, maybe prop yourself out of the pool so I can see some cunt from behind the way nature intended, because anyone who has rooked a girl into skinny dipping with them knows, it’s hardly skinny dipping when she strips underwater and you can’t see any of the fucking goods, at that point, bikinis are better.

I just realized, there’s a pic of her face (below) from the pool….which is the WRONG asshole, we want to see the OTHER one….

Here’s a skinny dip done better…

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A camera in the face always makes for a better selfie for most people…

Rumer Willis is bringing the heat, if you consider this hot, and you probably don’t, considering we live in a society filled with gaping asshole pics and dildo insertion videos designed to show off how grippy a girl’s labia are, a little casual nude selfie to show off half a tit, that may not even be a real tit, but could be inspired by Demi Moore tit, since Demi Moore’s the kind of lady who was ahead of the game on the plastic surgery thing, where she was getting millions of dollars of it back when it wasn’t something you could get done at your local nail salon…

We are currently in the era of every bitch and their mother competing for the same muppet face, where 16 year olds and 50 year olds look like the same kind of cartoon character, as everyone matches their instagram filters, and where natural beauty or lack of natural beauty is a thing of the fucking past, as everyone morphs into the same kind weird fucking modern trans human species…

Anyway, Rumer Willis definitely started out wonky, had to do what she could to look more like her mom, and since her mom was all fake, and since society is all fake, this is the modern version of what was once referred to by all those mean celeb blogs as a potato head.

Keep on the toplessness, she’s lookin better than ever and that’s important in this vapid, shallow and superficial world.

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Rumer Willis is channeling her inner trangender by taking her masculine features and running with them like she’s a sugar baby or a hot instagram influencer because with fitness, with face injections, make-up, or these high quality filters…any bitch can be passable hot, even if that bitch has a dick….long gone are the days of “I fucked a pre op trans” meaning you fucked a dude with a pony tail and lipstick…

The funniest thing about the trans thing is that it’s so fucking trendy now. This is the GOTHS or the ALTs of the past, possibly triggered by the hormones with the food…so I’d argue that Trans aren’t real, they are narcissistics who want you to listen to them, who want to have an angle, who want to put on a self involved show about themselves and who fight anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

No one fucking cares tranny, live your life how you want, but to think they are interesting, unique or special….all while trying to make you change your belief system to accommodate then and their insanity….

Only to be substantially worse, a lot of these trans are fat dudes in a pink wig and a cheap dress from Walmart or some barely trendy low rent shop…there’s been those weirdos forever….like the one who got arrested for raping his mom….sick fuck….

At least invest in your women’s clothing tranny…dressing like a cheap meth hooker in the trailer park looking for dick to suck for more meth doesn’t cut it….you fake woman faking it…

Yes, Rumer Willis inspires my shitty influencer tranny trying to get noticed rage…because they are fucking phoney.

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We live in an era that the Kardashians paved the way for, proving that everyone is a follower fuck who just jumps on any trend they come across, now more than ever, thanks to social media….

Before social media, you’d find different kinds of people into different things, you could find pockets of the world that was unphased by MTV…not everyone was a suburban mall shopping idiot, you know the mainstream kid we’d see on TV back in the 80s and 90s, but that most people outside of the suburbs weren’t influenced by….but throw in social media and there you go….everyone’s the fucking same clone…

I remember I was in a small hick town about 5 years ago, a town I had been to before, where the woman at the time were real fucking hicks with a thick Canadian accent, you know, sheltered fucks…..but 5 years ago….the girls were in leggings, and crop tops and were talking in up-talk, like the girls of the internet do…and it weirded me out…but realized…SOCIAL MEDIA DID THIS…

Anyway, the Kardashians have created these muppet women, who basically look trans, ruining natural beauty, but giving dudes on the fence the opportunity to live the sugar baby life…that’s why rappers are fucking tranny dudes…they look like their women…

So Rumer Willis, a daughter of a plastic surgery addict, Demi not Bruce has done some self improvement, because she’s not as ugly as she used to be…..so I’ve made fun of her in the past, before realizing I have a daughter of celebrity fetish….now I just think she’s good enough to fuck, you know to get access to her parents and celebrity life…and this bikini supports that…

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I don’t know if the vaccine is giving me prions disease from the spike proteins shedding, of it is just early onslaught dementia, but I do know that I am having a seriously time accepting that Rumer Willis is worth a fuck for reasons besides being Bruce and Demi’s daughter….but because she’s got a hot enough fuckable body…how did that happen…obviously instagram filters, fillers, fitness, rich person shit…

But you know even as the ugly duckling, she’s likely still a cunt, you know if you were to date her would be probably a horrible spoiled tyrant that makes you life hell, cuz she doesn’t know she’s a potato headed freak, she thinks she’s the famous daughter of famous people and she’s been trained to no listen to the haters, cuz they are just jealous….but you also know if you were to date her, the house and lifestyle would be that of the famous, and your kids together would get the best education even in a society that has flushed education down the toilet and traded it for social media selfies and screen time….

Basically, what I am saying is, Rumer Willis is worth a fuck and that’s hard for me to say cuz I know she’s the worst…

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I don’t think I ever really planned on hyping up Rumer Willis, because I subscribed to the general narrative of a simpler time, which was basically when there were 40 sites doing what we do, and each would call her out for being ugly, but they all quit their sites because they realized it was a waste of fucking time, while I am still HERE motherfuckers because I don’t care about money or viable business, I prefer writing nonsense no one reads….all day long….

So, as much as I like laughing at Rumer Willis, mainly to be insulting to her mom Demi and her rotted out womb, but I guess insulting to Rumer in the process…cyberbully things, you gotta tear down one for the entertainment of the masses, plus the one we’re tearing down is some bratty rich kid who doesn’t nothing important for society, besides trying to be some social media personality, which is lame as shit….and these bitches should do better…

As it turns out, when strying to see her asshole in a thong bikini, she’s pretty much at her hottest, you just need to crop the rest of her out, so not all things need to be negative, there’s a rainbow in every storm, there’s a silver lining on every cloud, I don’t know metaphors, I just know Rumer’s asshole behind thong is her fucking calling, her best look, and the only way she should be presented to the world…and here that is.

She’s found her rich kid, spoiled, entitled, celebrity child, hook…

Here’s her mom in a bikini….or as she calls her “tainted womb who ruined my life by giving me life”…

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The bikini selfies don’t fucking end….

These people who don’t need the followers or the attention are working so hard to get the followers and the attetnion because they are unlike Robin Hood, trying to steal from the poor and give it to the rich….because you know with every celebrity rich kid bikini pic like this, some poor girl who wasn’t born in Demi Moore’s toxic, nuclear waste of a pussy, is missing out on a new follower…it’s just that transfer of wealth to kill the middle class…why let other ugly girls pretend to be hot in photoshopped pics of themselves, when bitches with a budget can keep the wealth in the right hands…it’s pretty evil..

I will say that I understand why Rumer Willis does it though, she’s been notoriously terrible looking and made fun of on basically all the websites because websites used to be mean….even the more mainstream ones that made all that google money cuz they were google friendly would call her POTATO HEAD and other mean things…because her assymetrical face looked like a MR POTATO HEAD doll…her eyes all wonky like she got run over….

But yeah, she’s worked out, got worked done, figured out photoshop, rocks her bikini aggressively up her pussy, and she’s hardly as ugly as she was, so put it out there, let the people know that like Khloe Kardashian you can go from MONSTER to fuckable, even though she was always FUCKABLE, I mean you’d have to be REALLY fucking mutated for the average loser to not get with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter…I mean, imagine the vacations they have…..

So I give credit when credit is due….if you’re willing to spend the money and the time in the gym, you can go from zero to hero…not that she’s a hero, but you can at least trick people into thinking you’re a babe…and if you’ve been called ugly as much as this one has…I’ll fucking endorse that….because hotter version of an ugly girl is better than the ugly version of her…\

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Rumer Willis has been consistently made fun of for being a weird faced daughter of a celebrity power couple of the 90s, when that sort of thing mattered and was interesting and mysterious, and wasn’t a bunch of losers trying to compete with amateur losers trying to compete with them….

It was really two classes of human, the celebrity and the fan….but now it’s just a pile of bullshit we can all get lost in and EVERY celebrity has given too much of their fake self on social media, that there’s no mystery, allure, or exclusivity…

There was a time when you’d ONLY see a celeb on vacation in a bikini when the paparazzi hired helicopters and ships and ex military to sneak into their luxury private villas…but now they are all spreading their assholes on social media daily for likes and follows like the people who aren’t celebs…It’s too bad…

Regardless of Rumer Willing being ugly, or proof that DEMI MOORE pre-surgery wasn’t genetically what she was portraying to the world, because she has had millions of dollars of surgery, because she’s naturally a monster, proven by what was shat out of her womb…..but regardless of an UGLY Rumer, I have consistently been a fan because she’s a celebrity daughter and I always found that an interesting thing to be.

In the last year or two, she’s followed some of her trans friends, cuz she’s inclusive and woke, probably identifies as an artist not a trust fund baby on allowance, and has injected her face, done some fitness, probably uses the filters, and despite genetically being ugly, she’s pulled off a hotter version of herself on social media, like so many other girls are….because social media is where uglies can fake being hot…even if they were fine when they were ugly…no one cares it’s just easier to laugh at someone when they have a birth defect instead of trying to dig into their personality, story, to find other things to make fun of…..since I am one of the last believers out of anyone I know…that making fun of people for petty things like their physical traits…is important…even if it makes me the lamest villain around…ever more lame considering 3 people read me calling you ugly and 2 of them are Russian Spam bots…and the other is you….

That said, Ugly Rumer and her Terrifying face or not, can easily be ignored when staring at her half naked body, I mean that’s an ass worth eating, and not just because it’s worth A LOT Of money, but because it likely hates itself and eating it would show it the love and tenderness it needs to fill that HOLE in her soul caused by being a celebrity kid…

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