I guess Rumer Willis hasn’t learned how to cocktease right, as an ugly faced girl, she’s got the right idea of showing us her backside, but as an ugly faced girl, who despite putting resources from her rich as shit family trust into her face, hasn’t figured out that her skinny dipping in the rich person pool, should include a spread ass…

The real question is whether this is the pool where that person died at a Demi Moore rager, unless I’ve got that story wrong and the person who died at her party, didn’t drown in the pool like some sort of sacrifice to her overlord….but someone did die at one of her parties, maybe the one she ODed on WHIPPETS at…I don’t know, google it…Demi Moore has consistently creeped me the fuck out and so do her children.

I don’t know if a defined back is really what I’d consider worth jacking off to, you know, it’s not the 90s, step it up, maybe prop yourself out of the pool so I can see some cunt from behind the way nature intended, because anyone who has rooked a girl into skinny dipping with them knows, it’s hardly skinny dipping when she strips underwater and you can’t see any of the fucking goods, at that point, bikinis are better.

I just realized, there’s a pic of her face (below) from the pool….which is the WRONG asshole, we want to see the OTHER one….

Here’s a skinny dip done better…

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A camera in the face always makes for a better selfie for most people…

Rumer Willis is bringing the heat, if you consider this hot, and you probably don’t, considering we live in a society filled with gaping asshole pics and dildo insertion videos designed to show off how grippy a girl’s labia are, a little casual nude selfie to show off half a tit, that may not even be a real tit, but could be inspired by Demi Moore tit, since Demi Moore’s the kind of lady who was ahead of the game on the plastic surgery thing, where she was getting millions of dollars of it back when it wasn’t something you could get done at your local nail salon…

We are currently in the era of every bitch and their mother competing for the same muppet face, where 16 year olds and 50 year olds look like the same kind of cartoon character, as everyone matches their instagram filters, and where natural beauty or lack of natural beauty is a thing of the fucking past, as everyone morphs into the same kind weird fucking modern trans human species…

Anyway, Rumer Willis definitely started out wonky, had to do what she could to look more like her mom, and since her mom was all fake, and since society is all fake, this is the modern version of what was once referred to by all those mean celeb blogs as a potato head.

Keep on the toplessness, she’s lookin better than ever and that’s important in this vapid, shallow and superficial world.

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Rumer Willis is channeling her inner trangender by taking her masculine features and running with them like she’s a sugar baby or a hot instagram influencer because with fitness, with face injections, make-up, or these high quality filters…any bitch can be passable hot, even if that bitch has a dick….long gone are the days of “I fucked a pre op trans” meaning you fucked a dude with a pony tail and lipstick…

The funniest thing about the trans thing is that it’s so fucking trendy now. This is the GOTHS or the ALTs of the past, possibly triggered by the hormones with the food…so I’d argue that Trans aren’t real, they are narcissistics who want you to listen to them, who want to have an angle, who want to put on a self involved show about themselves and who fight anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

No one fucking cares tranny, live your life how you want, but to think they are interesting, unique or special….all while trying to make you change your belief system to accommodate then and their insanity….

Only to be substantially worse, a lot of these trans are fat dudes in a pink wig and a cheap dress from Walmart or some barely trendy low rent shop…there’s been those weirdos forever….like the one who got arrested for raping his mom….sick fuck….

At least invest in your women’s clothing tranny…dressing like a cheap meth hooker in the trailer park looking for dick to suck for more meth doesn’t cut it….you fake woman faking it…

Yes, Rumer Willis inspires my shitty influencer tranny trying to get noticed rage…because they are fucking phoney.

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We live in an era that the Kardashians paved the way for, proving that everyone is a follower fuck who just jumps on any trend they come across, now more than ever, thanks to social media….

Before social media, you’d find different kinds of people into different things, you could find pockets of the world that was unphased by MTV…not everyone was a suburban mall shopping idiot, you know the mainstream kid we’d see on TV back in the 80s and 90s, but that most people outside of the suburbs weren’t influenced by….but throw in social media and there you go….everyone’s the fucking same clone…

I remember I was in a small hick town about 5 years ago, a town I had been to before, where the woman at the time were real fucking hicks with a thick Canadian accent, you know, sheltered fucks…..but 5 years ago….the girls were in leggings, and crop tops and were talking in up-talk, like the girls of the internet do…and it weirded me out…but realized…SOCIAL MEDIA DID THIS…

Anyway, the Kardashians have created these muppet women, who basically look trans, ruining natural beauty, but giving dudes on the fence the opportunity to live the sugar baby life…that’s why rappers are fucking tranny dudes…they look like their women…

So Rumer Willis, a daughter of a plastic surgery addict, Demi not Bruce has done some self improvement, because she’s not as ugly as she used to be…..so I’ve made fun of her in the past, before realizing I have a daughter of celebrity fetish….now I just think she’s good enough to fuck, you know to get access to her parents and celebrity life…and this bikini supports that…

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I don’t know if the vaccine is giving me prions disease from the spike proteins shedding, of it is just early onslaught dementia, but I do know that I am having a seriously time accepting that Rumer Willis is worth a fuck for reasons besides being Bruce and Demi’s daughter….but because she’s got a hot enough fuckable body…how did that happen…obviously instagram filters, fillers, fitness, rich person shit…

But you know even as the ugly duckling, she’s likely still a cunt, you know if you were to date her would be probably a horrible spoiled tyrant that makes you life hell, cuz she doesn’t know she’s a potato headed freak, she thinks she’s the famous daughter of famous people and she’s been trained to no listen to the haters, cuz they are just jealous….but you also know if you were to date her, the house and lifestyle would be that of the famous, and your kids together would get the best education even in a society that has flushed education down the toilet and traded it for social media selfies and screen time….

Basically, what I am saying is, Rumer Willis is worth a fuck and that’s hard for me to say cuz I know she’s the worst…

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I don’t think I ever really planned on hyping up Rumer Willis, because I subscribed to the general narrative of a simpler time, which was basically when there were 40 sites doing what we do, and each would call her out for being ugly, but they all quit their sites because they realized it was a waste of fucking time, while I am still HERE motherfuckers because I don’t care about money or viable business, I prefer writing nonsense no one reads….all day long….

So, as much as I like laughing at Rumer Willis, mainly to be insulting to her mom Demi and her rotted out womb, but I guess insulting to Rumer in the process…cyberbully things, you gotta tear down one for the entertainment of the masses, plus the one we’re tearing down is some bratty rich kid who doesn’t nothing important for society, besides trying to be some social media personality, which is lame as shit….and these bitches should do better…

As it turns out, when strying to see her asshole in a thong bikini, she’s pretty much at her hottest, you just need to crop the rest of her out, so not all things need to be negative, there’s a rainbow in every storm, there’s a silver lining on every cloud, I don’t know metaphors, I just know Rumer’s asshole behind thong is her fucking calling, her best look, and the only way she should be presented to the world…and here that is.

She’s found her rich kid, spoiled, entitled, celebrity child, hook…

Here’s her mom in a bikini….or as she calls her “tainted womb who ruined my life by giving me life”…

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The bikini selfies don’t fucking end….

These people who don’t need the followers or the attention are working so hard to get the followers and the attetnion because they are unlike Robin Hood, trying to steal from the poor and give it to the rich….because you know with every celebrity rich kid bikini pic like this, some poor girl who wasn’t born in Demi Moore’s toxic, nuclear waste of a pussy, is missing out on a new follower…it’s just that transfer of wealth to kill the middle class…why let other ugly girls pretend to be hot in photoshopped pics of themselves, when bitches with a budget can keep the wealth in the right hands…it’s pretty evil..

I will say that I understand why Rumer Willis does it though, she’s been notoriously terrible looking and made fun of on basically all the websites because websites used to be mean….even the more mainstream ones that made all that google money cuz they were google friendly would call her POTATO HEAD and other mean things…because her assymetrical face looked like a MR POTATO HEAD doll…her eyes all wonky like she got run over….

But yeah, she’s worked out, got worked done, figured out photoshop, rocks her bikini aggressively up her pussy, and she’s hardly as ugly as she was, so put it out there, let the people know that like Khloe Kardashian you can go from MONSTER to fuckable, even though she was always FUCKABLE, I mean you’d have to be REALLY fucking mutated for the average loser to not get with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter…I mean, imagine the vacations they have…..

So I give credit when credit is due….if you’re willing to spend the money and the time in the gym, you can go from zero to hero…not that she’s a hero, but you can at least trick people into thinking you’re a babe…and if you’ve been called ugly as much as this one has…I’ll fucking endorse that….because hotter version of an ugly girl is better than the ugly version of her…\

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Rumer Willis has been consistently made fun of for being a weird faced daughter of a celebrity power couple of the 90s, when that sort of thing mattered and was interesting and mysterious, and wasn’t a bunch of losers trying to compete with amateur losers trying to compete with them….

It was really two classes of human, the celebrity and the fan….but now it’s just a pile of bullshit we can all get lost in and EVERY celebrity has given too much of their fake self on social media, that there’s no mystery, allure, or exclusivity…

There was a time when you’d ONLY see a celeb on vacation in a bikini when the paparazzi hired helicopters and ships and ex military to sneak into their luxury private villas…but now they are all spreading their assholes on social media daily for likes and follows like the people who aren’t celebs…It’s too bad…

Regardless of Rumer Willing being ugly, or proof that DEMI MOORE pre-surgery wasn’t genetically what she was portraying to the world, because she has had millions of dollars of surgery, because she’s naturally a monster, proven by what was shat out of her womb…..but regardless of an UGLY Rumer, I have consistently been a fan because she’s a celebrity daughter and I always found that an interesting thing to be.

In the last year or two, she’s followed some of her trans friends, cuz she’s inclusive and woke, probably identifies as an artist not a trust fund baby on allowance, and has injected her face, done some fitness, probably uses the filters, and despite genetically being ugly, she’s pulled off a hotter version of herself on social media, like so many other girls are….because social media is where uglies can fake being hot…even if they were fine when they were ugly…no one cares it’s just easier to laugh at someone when they have a birth defect instead of trying to dig into their personality, story, to find other things to make fun of…..since I am one of the last believers out of anyone I know…that making fun of people for petty things like their physical traits…is important…even if it makes me the lamest villain around…ever more lame considering 3 people read me calling you ugly and 2 of them are Russian Spam bots…and the other is you….

That said, Ugly Rumer and her Terrifying face or not, can easily be ignored when staring at her half naked body, I mean that’s an ass worth eating, and not just because it’s worth A LOT Of money, but because it likely hates itself and eating it would show it the love and tenderness it needs to fill that HOLE in her soul caused by being a celebrity kid…

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Here’s some RUMER WILLIS who I used to make fun of along with the rest of the world because she was evidence of all of Demi Moore’s plastic surgery, which always reminded me of a story I heard that may have taken place in China, where a man sued his wife after having an ugly baby with her and realizing that it was because she had 100s of 1000s of dollars worth of surgeries done and what he was actually knocking up was a fucking troll…

So I would never give Rumer credit for being hot, interesting, or anything less than Ashton Kutcher’s stepdaughter he probably watched shower since they’re the same age…and hollywood types are weird….and anything she did was a “she’s a fucking garbage celebrity rich kid”….but I’ve since established a fetish for celebrity rich kids…I find their existence interesting and in the time I’ve done that….Rumer Willis has started working out, has got the face injections, and is presenting herself as a 30 year old or mid 30 year old…I am not going to bother googling….bitch who get topless in artistic high concept shoots that are barely high concept but she’s grabbing her tits and it’s probably an old pic but I’ll post it anyway…

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Rumer Willis was one of the early celebrity children I used to make fun of, along with Zelda Williams and I guess Kate Hudson who doesn’t really count because she pretended to be a celebrity of her own, while Rumer was just a “I’m rich, my parents are rich, my stepdad is rich, so I’m going to do nothing with my life, but hang…” which is precisely what she’s done…and I guess what her sisters have done…it’s a why the fuck bother, she’s a WILLIS…

IN being a WILLIS, she suffers something CAITLIN JENNER also suffers from, and that’s being a LITTLE too BRUCE to be hot…

IN her defence though, she’s at least got the face injections to reduce the swelling in her head that got her the nickname Mr Potato Head…and I’m not the one who coined that…it was some other celebrity site that is probably all WOKE now…because they forgot we are SUPPOSED to hate on these people….fan boy yes-man fucks…

She’s also been working out, or something, that has allowed her to have a bit of a body, brave enough to get naked on the internet, which isn’t brave at all cuz these fucks all edit themselves while complaining about unrealisitic body images Victoria’s Secret models give them….dumb fucks….

Not to mention, Demi has openly admitted to millions of dollars of surgery to get to be the 7-8 on 10 she was at her prime…meaning she started out at a 3 and genetics have a memory and get passed on…so RUMER has it that RUMER could have been WAY uglier.

Point being, she’s a familiar face, albeit a terrifying face, albeit is a great word, albeit a face that has been jacked up by injections like other faces, and really not the kind of face you’d want to be familiar…unless it was in a recurring nightmare kind of way, but SHE is posting NAKED selfies…CHECK IT OUT….

That said, if you’re into Mr/Mrs/Androgynous Potato Head in Pussy Hugging Bike Shorts, Rumer called the papaprazzi to cover her workout where she wore very skimpy and disgusting bike shorts….

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