I have consistently hated on Rumer Willis because as fun of a fetish celebrity kids are to some of us, mainly myself, I’ve been a huge ambassador of the kids of celebs, who are celebs by extension, continuing to be celebs on their social media because as unimpressive as they may be, they are connected to famous people so tight that they climbed out of their balls or cunt, or in Rumer’s case both…

That doesn’t mean I’ve found Rumer hot, she was actually pretty weird looking, but like her mom Demi, she’s got some work done to try to live out that rebuilt Demi Moore, rather than the genetic Demi Moore no one remembers or cares about because she was ugly.

It does mean that I’ll look at her tits, like Ill look at her mom’s leaked nudes, which seem to be something that’s going around the internet, more on that when I come across them officially…but in the mean time, let’s see RUMER in overalls like a lesbian electrician coming to fix your furnace only a little more fuckable than that since the shirt is off.

This isn’t life changing, but she’s a vapid celebrity rich kid who only exists because of her parents, which I guess you could say applies to all humans, but I’m not talking about existing on the planet, I mean existing as a celebrity for being born to celebrities. You see how this works here right? We like tits.

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