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2019

12

Jul

Rumer Willis Underwear of the Day

Rumer Willis isn’t hot, but she works out, and has face injections, so she’s easier to stomach when looking at her, and I guess when having sex with her, assuming people have sex with her, which I do because people have sex with anything, even inanimate objects…and not just horny men…women are out here shoving things in their pussies all day …like some kind of pervert…cuz they are perverts…plus Bruce Willis still has fans…and fucking Bruce’s daughter is a status thing, or at least a story to tell, like that time you let that tranny suck your dick…if only it was this RUMER WILLIS tranny. So progressive..

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2019

17

May

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

Rumer Willis Bikini

Rumer Willis doesn’t bother me. I actually kind of like her even though I spent a decade calling her out for being some entitled brat who pretends she’s down to earth from Idaho, when really YOU DA HO…is from LA, her parents huge payday actors, her stepdad a dot com billionaire after being a huge pay day actor….so she spends he life chilling, working on her “art” or music or whatever that is…and why not, she’s earned it by being born right into the right place..

I think I was short sighted in shitting on her….not realizing that we would end up in a world where every girl even broke ones become entitled cunts trying to be celebrities…making the actual celeb kids more interesting and even cooler…

Maybe I’m just swept over by her plastic surgery, fitness and body modifications that make her look like less of a jaw…and more of a girl I’d want to fuck.

Either way, Rumer is good.

Rumer Willis Topless

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2019

11

Apr

Rumer Willis Short Shorts of the day

Rumer Willis Short Shorts

Rumer Willis got some thighs going on….thick fucking thighs….rubbing together thighs….surprisingly juicy thighs…no thigh gap thighs….cellulite ridden……

I don’t know how some plastic surgery ridden daughter of a plastic surgeon ridden mom…can be so dumpy….but does it even matter…

Her dad is selling off his 33 million dollar Turks and Caicos….so bitch can be as thunderous thighs as possible….no one cares how busted she is….

Bruce Willis. That is what matters. His fans will fuck her to get close to him…that is her story but it allows her to live that lazy rich kid life.

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2019

19

Mar

Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day

Rumer Scout Willis Bikini

Slutty hipster Willis sisters doing what they do best….nothing.

They are both zero accomplished thanks to their parents’ being over accomplished…both having made shit tons of money with the whole Hollywood thing during an era when big fucking money was made off of Hollywood…

Who knows, maybe Demi got in on her ex Husband’s tech dot com fund….and is also a dot com billionaire…not married to KUNIS, but rather doing poppers or whippets at parties where people die, despite being 100 years old…

It’s hard to expect these idiots to do anything that matters, when their parents are basically unemployed…..

Celebrities are funny, because they work 6 weeks a year, make 50 million dollars in that year, and chill the rest of the year to hang out with their kids who never have to work a day in their life…

So despite having money and access…they just choose to be vapid cunts like the vapid cunts of the internet…posing half naked or sometimes fully naked for likes…since they don’t need money….

I think the only thing interesting about this is that Rumer Willis has a new face and body and she’s actually worthy of being stared at.

Huge news really…if you are looking for Rumer Willis news…which no one in the world is looking for…cuz these kids are pretty useless…

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2019

31

Jan

Rumer Willis Booty of the Day

Rumer Willis Booty Workout Tight Leggings

Rumer Willis is a fitness icon now that she’s got nothing better to do all day, and sitting around doing meth, or coke, or drinking, or sleeping is boring to her…while fitness allows her to feel good, get some muscle mass, become an instagram influencer in her own right, looking hotter than ever..and I appreciate it because she was far uglier in her youth, but with a rare situation that her mother also went through, she progressively got hotter…and hotter….and it could just be my appreciation for a fit ass in leggings, and is probably just that….but thanks to face inections and clean living…here she is….

I see this across the instagram board on the regular, and I barely spend time on the instagram..but girls I knew as party sluts deciding to be fitness icons…one coke slut dick sucker became Megan Markle’s maid of honor…and others are now trying to be health and fitness gurus when in their 20s…they just drank diet coke, smoked cigs, and drank vodka sodas…shapeshifter idiots….that social media remind me of the lie of social media and the bullshit of humans – everytime I log onto the shit..

But Rumer’s ass…is a great times.

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2019

23

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica

Rumer Willis has finally found her angle…

The potato headed sad rich brat – who was mocked by the blogs when it was OK to mock people for their looks…got some face injections – started her workouts…does her squats and overpowered an ugly face..

Sure it may be BRUCE willis trolling us, and sure the pants may be doing something magical with fabric science and I may like all asses in fitness gear doing fitness….

But that doesn’t take away from the fact that RUMER has blossomed into something worth fucking and that’s a good thing to achieve in this era of everyone rockin’ plastic surgery putting importance on bullshit…like turning ugly to hot in a 1990s style teen dramady.

Here she is looking like a mustard covered sausage
Rumer Willis Big Tits Yellow Dress

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2019

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

Rumer Willis Tight Leggings Workout

As much as I hate on the face injections, it does do wonders for ugly girls, because I remember watching Rumer Willis, who I deemed hopeless thanks to her genetics, I think people generally referred to her as a Potato head and she has managed to somehow become hotter than ever as she ages and puts more money into herself, which isn’t that shocking, Demi Moore was known for all her plastic surgery, in a follow your mom’s lead, plus you barely have anything else to do in a given day, why not spend you trust fund on trainers and face injections…in the end it will at least give you a new facade, a renovation when neeeded isn’t a bat thing….and this is a renovated Rumer….producing smut for the social media like all the Willis’ seem to do.



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Here she is dancing in a bra

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2018

25

Oct

Demi Moore Terrifies Me at Medieval Times on Instagram of the Day

Demi Moore, one of the early adopters to ridiculous plastic surgery procedures, because she understood that there was no room for old haggard 7s at best in the world….and that after her three retard kids…who destroyed her body and her love for younger cock…she had to step it up and spend some of that Hollywood money, that Bruce Willis Divorce Money, and some of that Ashton Kutcher dot com billionaire money on jacking up her face…

In her case, the plastic surgery did her good, when you look at her pre-fame, nude photos, because she was a girl willing to get naked like so many of these other girls on social media….you’ll see significant improvement….looking better at 60 than at 20 cuz she was that ugly, but not ugly enough to not be able to fuck her way into a career….

She’s a known drug addict, people die in her pool, while she’s on WHIPPETS…and she’s got instagram now…this is her breakout performance at Medieval Times….doing whatever the fuck she’s doing….to promote her instagram

When you’re famous, you just have to do some real basic simplistic shit and people get excited….you don’t even need to pull out those granny aged tits…

Here’s her mutant from her womb….Rumer Willis who Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rumer Willis Big Tits Yellow Dress

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2018

17

Aug

Rumer Willis Tits Out for Her Birthday of the Day

Rumer Willis Tits Out Naked for her Birthday

Rumer Willis the potato head who took her mom’s lead and got plastic surgery to be a little less Willis and a little more Demi post-surgery….is celebrating her birthday and like all birthday girls she’s got herself out in her birthday suit…like these whores need an excuse to be cock-teasing naked….they do that shit on a Tuesday or really any day…cuz that’s the way the world works….

These Willis girls are always naked which I assume has something to do with how they were raised rich in the wild. Maybe Bruce demanded they were naked all the time…maybe that’s family rules and why they all get naked all the time…but I can assume just being Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ kid makes them fucked up weirdos by default and the nudity thing is just how they get attention on social media…that isn’t a very big deal…especially when I can’t see gaping asshole….I WANT GAPING CELEBRITY ASSHOLE.

Rumer Willis Tits Out Wet White Shirt and Panties for her Birthday

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2018

18

Jun

Tallulah and Rumer Willis Naked Facetime of the Day

Rumer Willis and Tallulah Willis Topless Facetime

Incest Willis Family, who were forced to live in a cabin in Idaho with Ashton Kutcher, learned at a young age to run around naked and freely and more interestingly sit on each other’s faces, because sisters who eat each other out are just being playful, while brothers who suck each other’s dicks, unless they are identical twins and can spin it as GENETIC masturbation, are weird homos…

They love to share their naked time together on social media, like it’s there claim to fame and what people care about and it’s pretty weird, which is probably what they like about it, weird, makes them think they have substance or whatever these empty people celebrate or think is cool, fun or edgy….

Them posting a screenshot of each other on facetime for attention, is probably a lot like how Bruce felt when he landed Moonlighting, his first TV show….you know like they’ve actually made it and have some kind of impact on the world…

I’m more interested in the sex tape than the foreplay – but that’s just the kind of pervert I am – take me to the money shot.

More of Rumer..if you dare

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