Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…

The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.

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I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive…

The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic..

But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am….

RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT…

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When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – there’s going to be a lot of importance on your looks in the vapid household you are from – even if you were raised in Montana where Ashton Kutcher, your stepfather developed his dot com billionaire investing skills…because you weren’t hot enough to distract him with your young pussy…

It’s only natural to not be natural – and to try to get as hot as you can with modern science – it worked for the Kardashians…all those little monsters made fuckable…so it’ll work for the dark pretending to be hippie…willis sisters…and she’s looking good half naked…for the first time in her life…anyone fucking her cuz she’s Bruce Willis’ daughter is probably pretty happy about it…

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When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – only to become a relatively hot, albeit smoke and mirrors, leading lady who couldn’t act….you learn how to manipulate the media / the camera/ etc…by saying the right things, or using your best angles….

So it’s only natural her daughter, who got her pre-plastic surgery looks, would post this picture to her seocial media -because she knows from behind – face in pillow is when she looks best..

Great ass…see not all things are negative…

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Rumer Willis potato head is looking better than ever. We can assume that her mother has given her access to the trust fund, allowing her to follow in her footsteps, and not to necessarily fuck her way into acting jobs, slowly becoming the highest paid woman in hollywood in the 90s, but instead to go under the knife…because when you’re as vain as Demi, you have to have a guilty conscious for making this creature you called Rumer…because she was a Rumer…and I guess still is….

Sometimes you have to love the garbage no one wants.. because you are its mother…and your DNA lie made it….otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….and that’s not an option….so helping her survive with plastic surgery…is just the human and motherly thing to do..

The reality is that under all my layers of hate for overrated ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….I am usually into the underdog dogs..even when they are rich and trust fund owning…and not unfortunate at all…especially when you factor in their tits…that they clearly factor in…right..

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I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits….

The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong…

So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered…

Juliette Lewis

Old Bellamy Young:

Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere…

Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite…

Paz Vega….is that a see throug?

Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body

Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there….

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There have been constant debates as to whether Rumer Willis was actually human, or just a product of an STD Demi Moore had when she was first fucking bouncer turned action star Bruce Willis…it was like “no that’s gotta be a UTI”…9 months earlier…only to have this weird, fungal, even potato shaped object fall out during getting fucked while on drugs in some hollywood mansion…

But I think, Rumer Willis, is an actual human, and not just afterbirth stained on panties that grew into a human-like thing due to the right climate and moisture levels….I don’t think she’s an alien…but I do think she’s been clever enough to distract people from her Demi Moore before the Plastic Surgery face that wasn’t necessarily pretty but gave good enough head to lure in at least one dude interested in exploring Trans sex, so long as the trans had a pussy not a Bruce Jenner…it’s less gay that way…

And I’m not just saying that because her booty pop game is on point…

Fine…

Maybe I am…but that booty pop game is on point…how can you not want to bury your face in it…like you were Ashton Kutcher before the dot com billions…just stepdadding the right way..right

It is the fake face, fake booty, fake lips, injections everywhere generation…and as someone who likes a big round ass as long as it isn’t on a Kardashian…this new Rumer Willis due to strategic engineering…is a better Rumer Willis..so girls, if you’re out there, ugly and hopeless, but rich…you’ll be ok…you will get through it…and plastic surgeons will be eager to take you on as a challenge…and succeed…because you can afford them….thanks to your trust fund..

Here’s a meme she posted taht I assume hits close to home

Just yes ????????????

A video posted by Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on Jul 17, 2015 at 7:42am PDT

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