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2016

27

Jan

Rumer Willis’ Potato Head Distracted by Tits of the Day

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Rumer Willis potato head is looking better than ever. We can assume that her mother has given her access to the trust fund, allowing her to follow in her footsteps, and not to necessarily fuck her way into acting jobs, slowly becoming the highest paid woman in hollywood in the 90s, but instead to go under the knife…because when you’re as vain as Demi, you have to have a guilty conscious for making this creature you called Rumer…because she was a Rumer…and I guess still is….

Sometimes you have to love the garbage no one wants.. because you are its mother…and your DNA lie made it….otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….and that’s not an option….so helping her survive with plastic surgery…is just the human and motherly thing to do..

The reality is that under all my layers of hate for overrated ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….I am usually into the underdog dogs..even when they are rich and trust fund owning…and not unfortunate at all…especially when you factor in their tits…that they clearly factor in…right..

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