Demi Moore was at one time the top rated celebrity or at least a top paid celebrity, making millons on millions for really unimpressive but commercial films….it was the VHS era of GETTING PAID bro..

She put half that money into her plastic surgery that she was open and honest about, which is really embarrassing if you think about it.

Bitch hated herself so much that she spent millions trying to perfect her look and she ended up with whatever the fuck we ended up with.

I far prefer when a bitch pretends her plastic corpse face is her natural aging process, especially when her Michael Jackson nose falls the fuck off as she denies it….

The plastic tits so plastic and bolted on that you’d chip a tooth on them if you ever got close enough to them….

But then she SUCKED the semen out of Ashton Kutcher when he was at his prime, helped him become a billionaire, and most excitingly decided to make a comeback….a comeback that will get her this year’s OSCAR..

It’s some comeback story of a 19 year old ugly agress, turned plastic blockbuster actress, turned Ashton Kutcher fucker before killing someone in her pool at some WHIPPETS PARTY before WHIPPETS were mainstream, so HOLLYWOOD…and now they will celebrate her like she’s good, like she matters, like she’s a redemption story….

From rich as shit actress with a 50 year career, to rich as shit actress with an OSCAR…

It’s all pretty disturbing, but she didn’t offend me in the movie she’s nominated for, she brought out her natural look and it was. the most honest thing she’s done since giving Bruce Willis Alzheimers so that he forgets Aaron Carter’s asshole.

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Demi Moore has legitimized herself as an actross after 50 years in the business. Some of you may think she legitimized herself in Blame it on Rio when she had her pre-implant tits out. Others may think she legitimized herself in Striptease when she had an iteration of the bolt ons. Maybe you thought she deserved the Oscar for shaving her head in GI JANE….but it’s not until THE SUBSTANCE that she mattered to the industry that has overpaid her all these years…..

IF you haven’t seen the substance, it’s a movie about vanity and the willingness to sacrifice your self for beauty or some shit that resonates with all the narcissist internet people out there.

It’s like if you want to make a movie, target those people, make it a story they relate to because they all know they’d cut off a pound of their own flesh and shove it into their ass if it meant 10 more subscribers…

ANYWAY, what people don’t know about Demi Moore is that she actually looks like this:

The movie magic make-up that they used wasn’t to make her look old and rugged…but rather to look like Demi Moore.

It is the 8 hours she applies everyday to not look like the above pictures, which is her actual 80 year old self.

Demi Moore has been a victim of millions of dollars of plastic surgery back in the 90s, before adopting Ashton Kutcher as her man to provide her with his semen stem cells to do whatever witchcraft she did to stay youthful….but eventually, the rot catches up. It always does…but in Demi Moore’s case, the Rot will get her a Golden Globe and Oscar nom.

Let that inspire you, if you keep showing up, no matter how gross you are, it may happen for you before you die…just keep showing up and putting in that work, but for the majority of us, it won’t happen, just a warning.

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I just came across this nude screencap from some movie Demi Moore is in, so you may have already seen this nude scene, but I haven’t and it’s fucking terrifying.

I am the kind of person who though Demi Moore’s tits have always been terrifying, at least since the implants…it all went downhill after Blame it on Rio….

But now that she’s 76 years old, still addicted to plastic surgery, which she went viral for many years ago, she’s managed to make those bolt on tits even worse, primarily in the nipple region.

Those shits are more wonky than Rumer Willis’ original face….or BRUCE WILLIS demented thought patterns as he struggles through his cognitive disorder….or even WEIRDER than Ashton Kutcher’s entire vibe….

THESE TITS ARE FUCKED…so we must stare at them.

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I am pretty sure that Bruce Willis’ dementia is caused by Demi Moore, you know blocking out those pre-plastic surgery images he had staining his memories, so that his body went into self preservation mode and shut the fuck down, so that he didn’t have to see her nastiness every time he spoke to his kids that he had with her….

You see, because Demi Moore rebuilt herself and bragged about the millions she spent on herself, while still looking like shit….

Now that she’s near 80 years old, the Plastic Surgery is still strong,. but not quite as strong as it was, just holding on as hard as it can….and it’s pretty fucking scary to look at….

She has even gone so far in attention seeking that she’s walking around with her literal GRANNY tit exposed for people to either talk about her, or just to look at her, because when you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s hot, you don’t give up to easy….like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust…her vanity survives…even if it’s totally unwarranted, it’s all she knows…

I’ll still look at the tit, doesn’t mean I like it….but it’s a tit.

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Demi Moore’s laying out in the backyard in her bikini, like the guy who died in her backyard when she was having a party that wasn’t really age appropriate for her, but that she pretended she was doing WHIPPETS at, because that would reflect badly on her career, or the fact that she married Ashton Kutcher when he was like 12 before moving him to Idaho where she groomed him to be the tech billionaire he is….

She’s about 100 years old, but she’s always been a vapid and vain bitch who put millions of dollars into her plastic surgery, including but not limited to her bolt ons, and as most age gracefully, she’s decided to do a social experiment to see how long she can pretend to look 40….

I don’t know if it’s through fitness, starvation, injections, photoshop, stem cells, eating aborted babies, but if you’re going to fuck a 60 year old with an old lady cunt that is rotting and dried harder that her ex-husband Bruce’s dementia brain, it might as well look like this or be attached to someone who looks like this, whether it’s fake or not, it’s better than the alternative you’d find at the old folks home, and really, what else is the point of being rich and famous, if not to spend your money on your physical appearance to offset your empty soul…..

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Demi Moore may not look like a corpse, but I assure you that she is a fucking corpse….

Ask any necrophiliac, they’ll tell you that with the the right make-up and procedures….you can maintain the integrity of the corpse for a long fucking time….which is exponentially longer when there’s a significant budget behind the process.

It’s the insides that are harder to maintain, you know that liquify and fall on the floor with every thrust…

So keep as far from her orifices as you can….they’ve soured.

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Demi Moore is probably 100 years old, but she’s on that vampire diet, eating aborted fetuses outside of the Planned Parenthood we’ll assume she supports on a financial level, while pretending it’s a moral issue, because these rich liberal hollywood types need more babies to eat, their youthfulness depends on it.

I guess it could be filters and she’s been open about having had millions of dollars of plastic surgery over the years because she was likely a little more RUMER than she wanted to be, and she had to come clean when RUMER happened so that people wouldn’t feel played or lied to and by people I mean Bruce Willis, who at this stage in the game, rocking his dementia from that good living, can be lied to because he doesn’t know what day it is….dementia sucks, even when it happens to creepy Hollywood stars…I mean, forgetting all the horrible things they’ve done, like Demi’s mom pussy is unfair….unless his form of dementia just plays that shit on LOOP…but if he has Demi Moore pussy on loop, that’d be a solid torture for all of us normies to get our peace with his winning at life, unless he gave himself dementia to forget Demi Moore’s pussy, you know some sort of self-inflicted dementia that started with blocking out the gross times and ended up spreading and blocking out everything….I don’t know how these things work…I also don’t even know if Demi Moore has a pussy, since when looking at Rumer you’d assume she was shat out and climbed out the toilet to grow into whatever it is she grew into. Yes, I still make fun of Rumer Willis….

I don’t think Demi Moore has dementia, she’s just old enough to have dementia but I do know she’s creepy being a creeper from adopting Ashton Kutcher, to doing whippets at parties, to having a kid die in her pool to bother wi…and looking at her weird tit and old fucking demon hands with her weirdly youthful face doesn’t make her menopause and hormone imbalance of a granny she will soon be any better…I mean, maybe it makes it a little better……

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Demi Moore is pretty fucking gross, but that’s more to do with her rotting from the inside, and not so much to do with her ability to turn her body into some sort of science experiment that at 65 years old, she’s looking better than most 30 year olds, at least when photoshopped and filtered, so you don’t see all the old lady hack scars, or smell the piss from the diapers she clearly needs to wear, it’s been a busy life, a long life, a hard life to the top of the hollywood food chain, probably something a bladder control doesn’t really survive after ALL those casting calls.

Old ladies sexualizing themselves pantsless will always creep me out, but I thought it was creepy when she was less old and married to that weirdo Kutcher, and being creeped out by an old lady doesn’t get better as time goes on and she continues to push being a sexual being, when she should be playing scrabble or baking cookies like the retiree she is….but I guess not giving up is what got an ugly troll of a woman who needed millions of dollars of plastic surgery when she was at her peak to this point.

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If you didn’t want to kill yourself before seeing these pics of Demi Moore in a bikini on a paddle board at 100 years old acting. like a 20 year old influencer because the world is a fucking lie, you may want to do it now, you see, as Bruce Willis forgets how to shit and needs to be diapered with his demential like disease, this bitch doesn’t even know she’s geriatric, but I am sure anyone who eats her shitty dried up, near dead pussy does, but it’s Demi Moore, you’d have to be an idiot to not commit to the lick if the opportunity presented itself!

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I saw these Demi Moore bikini pics trending in the mainstream tabloids like People Magazine or some shit, since they rely on the titty clickbait like a titty site like this, only they actually benefit from the titty clickbait, since they aren’t cancelled and never will be…….but I am……..

So you can post the same content of a bitch, who for the record is WAY too old to be in a bikini, no matter how hard she’s faking it with those tits and that body…….but I am a NSFW porn site and they are news.

I say “Imagine the smell on Ashton’s dick after fucking this zombie, never dying, corpse of a woman who is definitely rotting out, even if she doesn’t look it”..it’s the kind of smell that is so pungent that Kunis has it all over her face at all times, even all these years later. Demi Moore pussy smell lasts forever.

They say “Bold Demi Moore is fierce and confident in her bpun bikini, defying all the odds of aging” without mentioning the witch craft and sacrifices she mad to get here, including giving up or scarificing Rumer Willis’ good looks when she was in the womb in a “Please Devil Overlord, give me any good looks you were going to give Rumer, because I need it”… so long as she gets to look better….this narcissist is happy…….and can just blame Rumer’s look on her dad’s cocaine use..

The point is, Demi Moore is hotter now than she was at 18 in that Rio movie with Michael Caine, so that makes fucking zero fucking sense, so it is obviously demonic……so don’t look too close at this weirdness..it may come after your soul! This is how they bait you into the dark side..

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