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2022

18

Jul

Demi Moore Geriatric Bikini of the Day

I am pretty sure that I posted some of the pics, maybe even these pics, of Demi Moore in her bikini at 70 years old, like she was still 18 in Blame it on Rio, where we were first introduced to her original tits, long before she manged the fuck out of herself with millions of dollars of plastic surgery that no one seemed to say “maybe you have a problem, some dysmorphia, you’re find how you are”…..but instead celebrated it, to get other people on board, to fuel a whole vapid plastic surgery business, because all it took was an “influencer” like Demi Moore who at the time was high paid.

She is the mom of a few Idaho Potato heads that are far more attractive than they used to be, I mean when you’re rich and do nothing, you don’t need to deal with the aging stresses the normies do…she is the ex wife of Billionaire loser pervert Ashton Kutcher and she’s in a bikini, not showing off her old granny pussy with all it’s grey pubic hair, the way old folk fetishists like…..because she’s one of those not into aging gracefully tight, so you know that pussy is bald….allowing you to see all the battle wounds along the way….ONLY..she isn’t showing it to us…which is the tragedy in all this….I mean an old lady, still skinny, with fake tits, botoxed out is a tragedy in and of itself, just a reminder of how vapid and superficial we are….which makes sense to me….keep the lie, it’s the internet….and she looks better than most 20 year olds, which is just a reminder that 20 year olds are lazy and don’t appreciate the importance on making your actual look line up with your fake photoshopped for instagram look…..it’s a superficial world people, let’s stop pretending it isn’t, because we know it is.


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2022

08

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

I still would….obviously….that goes without saying….I am a pervert..but for the sake of this post…I still would….

I mean I don’t know what stem cell aborted fetus babies she’s been making smoothies out of, but I’ll assume they are the reason that she’s likely mad about that Abortion Law all of Hollywood was pissed about, because they love dead babies, not necessarily because they are satanic demons, but just because of the sheer volume they need to stay young….

I don’t know what in the adrenochrome she’s doing to herself, but it is definitely tripping me out…..

Sure surgeries, fillers and fake titties are part of her schtick, and filters and photoshop exists and people are pretty fucking liberal with it….but Demi Moore, who hasn’t really ever been hot, no matter how many times Kutcher put it in her pooper because the vagina is 90 years old and rotting from use…..there’s only so much it can take….

It would definitely be on par with fucking a demented granny who shits herself at the home…..HER INSIDES ARE THAT…..but her outsides are a real doll because she’s been replaced with a plastic version….but you’d be nuts not to want to….even if just for the story….I mean I’d still fuck Demi when she officially rots out and starts looking and acting her age when she accepts being 100 fucking years old….for the story man…I mean it’s DEMI MOORE and she’s hotter than her daughters…not saying much….GOT IT.

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2022

26

May

Throwback Thurdsay the Demi Moore Tits in the 80s Edition of the Day

You may remember the movie Blame It on Rio, because if you’re like me, you’ve seen it a dozen times.

Some Michael Caine fucking his friend’s teen daughter, on a trip to Rio, you know the way good stories by perverts were meant to be.

It featured a young Demi Moore and her pre-jacking herself up with fake tits and other body mangling surgeries that they used to brag about, like jacking yourself up is a good thing…..1,000,000 dollar Surgery Girl….back in the 90s wasn’t seen as some self hating, body dysmorphia all the girls have now…but instead it was celebrated like she was cool for wasting her money on that shit….and the bigger tits are Michelle Johnson’s….who really ended her acting career in the early 80s..but graced us with these tits.

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2021

08

Sep

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

I’ve never been too interested in Demi Moore, I always found her a fucking scam of a celebrity, like so many celebrities before her, I don’t mind her daughters, even the ugly one, because I am just into the whole celebrity rich kids in their 30s living their entitled lives without having to accomplish anything on their own, that’s the whole point of the parents being famous, so they don’t have to…

Anyway, I’ve also hated girls who get plastic surgery because it is fake and I think we’re surrounded by way too much fake shit in every aspect of our lives….people are fake, their opinions fake, the news is fake, pandemics are fake, it’s all an argument that we are living in a simulation, or part of a terrible fucking movie that hasn’t been revealed to us…

So when I found out that Demi Moore’s hoteness was manufactured at her peak, even in the Striptease days, that I will admit I probably jacked off to, because it was an era of girls not getting naked every fucking day, and porn wasn’t as accessible, so you do what you gotta do…but even then I didn’t like it, it was a means to an end….

It’s just not really impressive, when you’re rich and positioned as “hot”….just yesterday I saw some lizard looking lady with the best tan ever, jogging in a sports bra, with rock hard tits on a rock hard body, despite being in her 50s, cuz you could tell the leathery skin was filled with fillers, so that it looked like a football and not like a deflated football Tom Brady would us…I just made a sports analogy…I’m such a jock…I fucking hate sports oh and Demi Moore…Ashton’s ex-wife…which is a whole other level of weirdness.

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2021

23

Jul

Demi Moore Ass of the Day

This isn’t really an aggressive Demi Moore ass picture, I just posted frog butts which are full of anus and far more exciting than this pose, if anything her old ass looks flat and uneventful even after all her plastic surgery, but I guess at her age, we should just be happy she’s not wearing her diaper for the shoot, you know since ladies lose the ability to hold their piss in at a certain age and all….

I am not into Demi Moore or her ratty ass kids, but people are…so here she is….look at me…posting for the PEOPLE….a real philandering philanthropist the people need…on some BILL GATES shit…without that whole population control agenda….

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2021

15

Jul

Demi Moore Lipo Scars in a Bikini of the Day

There’s no secret that Demi Moore has had millions of dollars of plastic surgery, they actually used to play it up in the 90s like it was a good thing, and not a fucked up body mutilating thing that sent the worst fucking message to girls that they should be superficial fucks who hate themselves….

That was in an era before the Kardashians turned an ugly family into a baseline standard of beauty….which is all fucking fake as shit…and thus terrible for society…

I don’t even think that Demi Moore was THAT bad before, despite what her daughter Rumer looks like, maybe her womb was just diseased or unhealthy…or her and Bruce weren’t the best match….but there was a time she was in movies before the plastic surgery and was able to get to a point where she was able to afford her vapid self absorbed narcissitic and disgusting slaughter of her natural look….

She’s probably in her 60s, so obviously she’s still getting work done, it’s more accessible and less invasive now….and in this bikini selfie…you can see those hot LIPO scars people who fuck girls of this generation probably love because it is all they know…

It’s pretty vile..

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2021

27

Jan

Demi Moore New Face of the Day

Demi Moore who we all know has been a plastic surgery addict since the dawn of time. I think she spent millions on plastic surgery in the 90s alone and if you’ve seen her daughter RUMER before she started geting work done, you’ll know how far off her womb / genetics are from where she took herself…but you know it worked for her, she was a huge star people found hot throughout the 90s and got PAID heavy…it was a different era and she was at the right table…all this before marrying that Ashton Kutcher weirdo I can’t stand…

Anyway, she’s old as shit now and has gone way too fucking far, they call this BOTCHED, maybe to live a life as a villian in horror movies, but shit looks like HEATH LEDGER in Dark Knight before Jake Gylenhaal sucked him off….or like she just got a SMILEY from her boyfriend who lost it when she would shut up, so he just fucking took a knife to her cheek, or curb stomped her lie he was Edward Norton in American History X……

For someone who hates celebrity, I guess I rememebr 90s movies better, I mean check out these REFERENCES….brilliant work….unlike Demi’s surgeon who I guess did his best with the pile of old sloppy shit he had to work with….I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to sculpt a set of tits out of runny Mashed Potatoes, but it’s probably about the best description of what he was trying to do with this….

I guess WHIPPETS will save her, even if they didn’t save the guy who died at her house party despite being too fucking old to be having house parties…she’s a crazy celeb guys she can do what she wants…including turn herself into a clown for this clown world…


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2020

02

Oct

Demi Moore Lingerie of the Day

Den Mother Demi Moore has brought her 5 or more million dollars of plastic surgery to the hottest and trendiest show on Amazon…the FENTY FASHION SHOW…that I haven’t watched yet, but I am sure Bezos has ejaculated to all the records it broke because together they connect with millennials…which makes you wonder who put Demi up to this, I mean do these young fucks know who she is, maybe it’s just a Rihanna being silly because GI JANE was the only movie available in her Barbados shanty…who fucking knows…it’s just nice to see the zombie, crypt keeper, terrifying, but not so bad, I just saw her in some recent TV show and she was kind of hot in even at 60….I’ll buy into the plastic surgery lie, sure it can’t youth-enize the smells, making an old dry cooch young and fresh again…and yes I realize youth-enize is not a word that means to make something younger….but rather to euthanize and put it out of its misery…which in Demi Moore’s case you can’t…it’s already dead…

POINT BEING…she took a break from whippets, people dying in her pool, being married to Ashton Kutcher and probably getting some of that dot com money, being a mom to Rumer who recently did a hot fetish photoshoot despite being made fun of for years for her level of ugly…thanks to mom’s genetics or at least her strategy to erase genetics!

All this to say…Fenty Show…Demi Moore….Lingerie…Old….Dead…but not Forgotten…or some shit.



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2019

28

Nov

Demi Moore and her Slave at Target for Thanksgiving of the Day

Nothing says THANKSGIVING like bringing your slave out to TARGET FOR SOME GIFTS (and a photo op) so that the world thinks you are less vapid and self involved than you actually are…Demi Moore you WHIPPET sucking, rebuilt by plastic surgery, dead on the inside, overrated and overpaid WHORE…

Maybe they are getting ready for Target Black Friday Sales….Demi Moore brought her slave to scope out the goods and see if there’s anything she wants…for the paparazzi…only to take it away from her when they are back home so that the Slave has a taste of the good life…for a few minutes before having it ripped from her because even the rich like getting deals and by deals I mean shitting on the poor both figuratively and literally.

Demi Moore is a horrible person, not relatable cuz she shops at target, or a good soul this time of year…and I give thanks for her no longer being in movies…

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2019

21

Oct

Demi Moore Dancing in a Leotard For Old Lady Pervs of the Day

Demi Moore has done more thank just breed some pretty ugly children, who have carried on her ex husband Bruce’s nam, and neither of their legacies of being big in the 90s actors, because they were raised rich, and as Demi and Bruce’s kids, with no need to want a legacy, but rather just a coast through life being as useless as possible….and nothing wrong with that. If anything, they are the celeb kids I like best, because despite some level of shamelessness, like when the hip one does nude content with the middle one, or when Rumer pretends to be as singer, we know…they just do that for jokes, and not for any real ambition…

Not that it matters, this is about 66 year old Mom Demi, not doing Whippets like she did the night that dude died in her pool, but then again this dance may be what Whippets make an old bitch do when trying to find energy to do a shoot…like she did when she was 30 years younger – before all the plastic surgery….

I guess her lack of a waistline, despite all the plastic surgery, is more about her being the human version of a menopausal dried up bloodless tampon.

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