Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for…

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Considering she’s 100 fucking years old…these pics are pretty ok…

I mean sure, she’s been rebuilt more than your old chevy you can’t afford to replace, and millions have been shoved into her, and I’m not just talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher and the countless other men responsible for both her underserved career and her broken down looking’ daughter… WHO IS ALSO IN A BIKINI (but not worth a post)

It’s like she’s better now, at 100 fucking years old, than she ever was when she was getting acting jobs…

She was never hot, marketed as hot maybe, but now…now she’s ok especially when you factor in that she’s 100 fucking years old.

I am not a fan, but I’m also not hating this marvel of modern science…even with all her scars visible…

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No this isn’t a scene from a Horror movie, despite what her second belly button from all the Tummy Tucks is telling you, it is just Demi Moore in a bikini….

Sure she’s a zombie, or a frankenstein in her own right, only 10 percent of her is officially her, and the rest of her is modified thanks to modern science….because that’s what insecure, naturally ugly, slept her way to the top whores do to themselves….and sure she’s scary to look at, or to imagine what her vagina looks and feels like….

But she’s still in a bikini top, and I’ve jerked off to worse. Every now and then you need to put yourself to the test to see how low your masturbation can go…

This may be one of those times…

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Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers….

It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird…..

The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods..

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Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off…

These pics are a month old…but all amazing…

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Demi Moore may be a disgusting pile of half woman with a horrible uterus that makes horrible babies…and who may be crazy but not crazy enough to do the world some good by killing off her ex husband who is clearly the devil…

But she is rocking out with the rest of everyone who is anyone…you know everyone who matters…you know the cool kids…who are all polluting the already polluted cesspool that is Miami for Art Basel week….

I don’t know about you…but it is pretty arousing…you know pushing 60, plastic surgeried into something barely human, rocking a romper like she was 18, fucking dudes who are probably 18, doing it all in a very non-graceful way…kinda makes her look like she’s lost her shit..but that is ok…cuz that happened a long time ago…making this nothin’ but a good time…with a grandma aged vagina…

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I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking…

Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her…

Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….

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