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2019

21

Oct

Demi Moore Dancing in a Leotard For Old Lady Pervs of the Day

Demi Moore has done more thank just breed some pretty ugly children, who have carried on her ex husband Bruce’s nam, and neither of their legacies of being big in the 90s actors, because they were raised rich, and as Demi and Bruce’s kids, with no need to want a legacy, but rather just a coast through life being as useless as possible….and nothing wrong with that. If anything, they are the celeb kids I like best, because despite some level of shamelessness, like when the hip one does nude content with the middle one, or when Rumer pretends to be as singer, we know…they just do that for jokes, and not for any real ambition…

Not that it matters, this is about 66 year old Mom Demi, not doing Whippets like she did the night that dude died in her pool, but then again this dance may be what Whippets make an old bitch do when trying to find energy to do a shoot…like she did when she was 30 years younger – before all the plastic surgery….

I guess her lack of a waistline, despite all the plastic surgery, is more about her being the human version of a menopausal dried up bloodless tampon.

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2019

12

Sep

Demi Moore Nude of the Day

Demi Moore Harpers Bazzar Nude

In keeping up with tonight’s theme of OLD LADIES NO ONE ASKED TO SEE NAKED – GETTING NAKED… DEMI MOORE has brought herself out of the crypt she lives in to bring you a 75 year old naked on the cover of some print mag, cuz print is dead, and so are the people they put on the cover. I saw GHOST, bitch. I get it….and I guess most of the people picking up this magazine off newstands saw GHOST also…back when it came out and they were 40….

But for us virile men, we don’t need to be looking at some old bitch who may have been hot thanks to millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery, during a brief period of time, when you were hard sold her by the media…she was in everything…and you couldn’t cross reference her with her daugters to see her TRUE being…

Point being, this doesn’t look good to me, it’s not brave to me, it’s not exciting to me…but it is an old bitch being shameless trying to brag while not being a younger chick we are more interested in seeing naked…Take it back to the CRYPT….

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2019

07

Jun

Demi Moore Weirdness on Instagram of the Day

Demi Moore posted this pic of her in a pregnant prosthetic that has nipples – being clamped like she used to do with Ashton in order to climax – because she’s old and her vagina was dead at the time – too many poppers and whippets…

I figure at least one of you will jerk off to this…and that level of weirdness made it worth the effort…

Oh and this is allowed on instagram, cuz she’s a nipple – do my nipples offend you – protestor also…even though these aren’t her nipples…but then again is anything really hers – considering the millions in plastic surgery she’s spent…I don’t know…but I have these pics.

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2018

25

Oct

Demi Moore Terrifies Me at Medieval Times on Instagram of the Day

Demi Moore, one of the early adopters to ridiculous plastic surgery procedures, because she understood that there was no room for old haggard 7s at best in the world….and that after her three retard kids…who destroyed her body and her love for younger cock…she had to step it up and spend some of that Hollywood money, that Bruce Willis Divorce Money, and some of that Ashton Kutcher dot com billionaire money on jacking up her face…

In her case, the plastic surgery did her good, when you look at her pre-fame, nude photos, because she was a girl willing to get naked like so many of these other girls on social media….you’ll see significant improvement….looking better at 60 than at 20 cuz she was that ugly, but not ugly enough to not be able to fuck her way into a career….

She’s a known drug addict, people die in her pool, while she’s on WHIPPETS…and she’s got instagram now…this is her breakout performance at Medieval Times….doing whatever the fuck she’s doing….to promote her instagram

When you’re famous, you just have to do some real basic simplistic shit and people get excited….you don’t even need to pull out those granny aged tits…

Here’s her mutant from her womb….Rumer Willis who Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rumer Willis Big Tits Yellow Dress

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2014

02

Jan

Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for…

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2013

31

Dec

Demi Moore is More Artificial than Human in a Bikini of the Day

Considering she’s 100 fucking years old…these pics are pretty ok…

I mean sure, she’s been rebuilt more than your old chevy you can’t afford to replace, and millions have been shoved into her, and I’m not just talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher and the countless other men responsible for both her underserved career and her broken down looking’ daughter… WHO IS ALSO IN A BIKINI (but not worth a post)

It’s like she’s better now, at 100 fucking years old, than she ever was when she was getting acting jobs…

She was never hot, marketed as hot maybe, but now…now she’s ok especially when you factor in that she’s 100 fucking years old.

I am not a fan, but I’m also not hating this marvel of modern science…even with all her scars visible…

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2013

21

May

Demi Moore’s Bikini Top of the Day

No this isn’t a scene from a Horror movie, despite what her second belly button from all the Tummy Tucks is telling you, it is just Demi Moore in a bikini….

Sure she’s a zombie, or a frankenstein in her own right, only 10 percent of her is officially her, and the rest of her is modified thanks to modern science….because that’s what insecure, naturally ugly, slept her way to the top whores do to themselves….and sure she’s scary to look at, or to imagine what her vagina looks and feels like….

But she’s still in a bikini top, and I’ve jerked off to worse. Every now and then you need to put yourself to the test to see how low your masturbation can go…

This may be one of those times…


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2013

26

Apr

Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day

It’s good to know, that after years of surgery, 90 year old Demi Moore, still has her nipple. It hasn’t fallen off due to too much tinkering….actually, I could have gone on the rest of my life without knowing that, because Demi Moore, despite having sex with young people, is a monster, in a world where there are so many nipples that aren’t loosely attached to monsters, she’s pretty much obsolete and outdated and was never even hot. She’s the Motorola Razr of pussy in an Smart Phone world….Enjoy.

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2013

17

Jan

Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day

Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers….

It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird…..

The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods..


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2013

14

Jan

Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day


Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off…

These pics are a month old…but all amazing…


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