Demi Moore Archives - Page 4 of 4 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2011

15

Feb

Demi Moore Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I saw Demi and Ashton on a boat in St Barths in a dream of mine…or maybe it was on a paparazzi site…because I generally don’t dream…especailly not about these idiots…it just seems like my entire life is one big blur…where I can’t distinguish reality from fantasy…but I can say with confidence this plastic surgery driven pussy has never been a fantasy…she’s always been a huge question mark to me….and hercreepy relationship with an irritating as fuck motherfucker who thinks he’s amazing…cuz he could have any pussy he wanted…but chooses this grandmother of a pussy with a broken uterus that breeds ugliness…is in no way ever a dream…however maybe thier plane crashing on the way home is…

I knew these pictures were coming….and here they are…enjoy her shitty implants and melting old lady ass …cuz she can’t really change natures course no matter how hard she tries with young cock and millions in surgery…

Anyway you dice it – this is fucking disgusting…

Posted in:Demi Moore

2010

30

Dec

Demi Moore in St Barts of the Day

1 Comment »

I just posted the Brittney Jones sex tape that hit today. She was the rumored pussy Ashton got down with because Demi Moore is old and old chicks who like young dudes always let them go out and fuck girls their own age, so long as they come home to mommy…if anything, the old bitch is trying to find her sex drive cuz her pussy has been everywhere, and had done everything, from Bruce Willis to mutant baby production, that sitting in the corner watching her young husband slide his dick in some young slut while she masturbates makes her feel her worn down clit a little better, cuz her pussy is bored, tired, and ready for early retirement.

Here she is trying to be young in St Bart’s wearing a little dress that will turn into bikini pics by the new year, it always works out like that.

Posted in:Demi Moore

2010

01

Sep

Demi Moore Titpic her Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

27 Comments »

When I first started up on Twitter , the first celebs I decided to interact with were Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I made fun of their relationship, her fear of getting older, her accident victim child created in her damaged, inadequate womb, her sexual relationship with guy who I guess had mommy issues, her shitty fake tits, and then they blocked me…..and my life didn’t change one bit, except maybe not being the first to find these pictures of Demi posing in her bikini, but then again, who really wants to see a 50 year old in a bikini, no matter how much she bench presses, or how many ab crunches she can do in an hour. She’s disgusting. She was never hot. Just over-rated whore trash…..but you probably like her…so here it is…

Posted in:Demi Moore

2010

09

Apr

Demi Moore Does Us All a Favor By Preventing an Upskirt of the Day

4 Comments »

Demi’s ugly and scary daughter she has to pretend to not be ashamed of needs to take a little more of her mom’s lead. She’s trying to be an actor like her mom, she’s going to have to have extensive surgery to look human like her mom, but she hasn’t figured out how to not show the world her disgusting panties no one wants to see, but her mom’s become pro at not showing the world her pussy, because she knows it’s an old polluted mess and she can’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing the green shit oozing out of her that she’s mysteriously had dripping out of her since Rumer was born….and maybe it’s time for a mother/daughter meeting to discuss panty etiquette when you have panties people don’t trust are thick enough to contain toxic cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Demi Moore|Upskirt

2009

16

Dec

Demi Moore Photoshoot for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

1 Comment »

Let me start this off by saying that I don’t find Demi Moore hot in any way. She looks like an old, weathered, dried up and brittle cunt that was never hot, but somehow sucked the right dick to get her into the limelight.

Despite my love for fake tits on strippers, I don’t find her fake tits hot from the movie Striptease. Despite my love for cumming on cancer patient bald heads, I don’t find her shaved head hot from GI Jane. The only thing hot about her boyish good looks from Ghost is when my dream girl Whoopi Goldberg and her have the closest thing to a lesbian kiss in film and it is only hot cuz Whoopi is the single hottest thing in Hollywood and would get me hard if she was making out with a pile of shit….and I sure as hell don’t like the slop that crawled out of her obvious broken pussy that grew up to be the ugly as fuck Rumer Willis.

The only thing I like about her is that she preyed on young Ashton Kutcher who clearly never had a mother and who I know crawls up to her and breasts feeds like the little bitch he is.

For some reason Harpers Bazaar did a photoshoot with her, God knows why they still care about her, and these are the pictures, not even for “old times because she’s never been hot, even in her vintage erotica even though anything with a vagina is worth fucking…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Demi Moore|Harpers Bazaar

2009

23

Mar

Ashton Kutcher Posts Demi’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

5 Comments »

Ashton and Demi were in the Bahamas or some shit similar for Bruce Willis’ wedding to some 22 year old model, because I guess when you area famous, and have a lot of money, can offer the celebrity lifestyle and are fun to be around because you’re not stressed about pretty much anything, since you’ve fucked life up the ass and won, marrying 22 year old models isn’t all that crazy. There is always a slut out there willing, especially for promises of the good life.

Ashton and his mom-wife Demi are weird, Bruce and his Daughter-Wife probably are too, but combined weirdness aint got shit on the weirdness that is Rumer Willis’ face.

Everyone crticizes them for being so close, ex-wives and their boy toys are supposed to hate the ex-husband and their new young pussy, but the fact that they are tight doesn’t bother me, it just makes me think they are all probably fucking each other, I’m talking Ashton in Bruce’s mouth while Demi combs out her bush and the 22 year old model learns how to insert a tampon properly because she just got her period for the first time, or some other weirdness, because I follow this asshole on Twitter, and I can tell something’s a little off with him and his life, but selling out your wife’s ass to get Twitter followers is pretty commendable behavior…

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Ass|Bikini|Demi Moore

2008

21

Aug

Rumer Willis is in a Movie of the Day

6 Comments »

I don’t like that Rumer Willis is making sex faces at me. It reminds me of all those times I’ve been forced to have sex with disgusting girls because they were just too into getting fucked and I had no capacity to say no.

Rumer Willis is one ugly girl. I don’t care how blue she makes her eyes, shit won’t distract me from the fact that Demi Moore was on hard drugs while she was pregnant and has invested a lot of money in paying off People Magazine to name her top 100 Beautiful People and producers to cast her in their shitty straight to DVD movies about an ex-playmate becoming a sorority girl……

I guess what it comes down to is how much she’s paying this Luke Perry Mother Fucker to put his arm around her, I figure he’s either a co-star in the movie or someone who is willing to put their dignity aside for a little exposure, but either way the thought of anyone fuckin’ her kinda confuses me and makes for something I’d definitely watch, because I’ve done worse, but definitely wouldn’t enjoy watching. It’d be like a 2 Girls 1 Cup situation, but less sexy.

On a side note, Ashton Kutcher still has mommy issues and an old lady fetish and is still having sex with Demi Moore because he can’t figure out how to escape her controlling weathered hand and plastic surgeried grasp…..and he is supporting his stepdaughter by going to her event because I guess they are proud that she hasn’t killed herself yet, something they’ve all been expecting her to do since the first time she saw a mirror. I like to support my stepdaughter differnently, like by walking in on her when she takes a shower to tell her she has hot tits I want to suck to boost her self-esteem.

\

2008

04

Mar

Demi Moore is Living in the Past of the Day

7 Comments »

There’s nothing wrong with people like Demi Moore who can’t deal with getting older, they just keep on holding onto their drowning youth as long as they fuckin’ can. It happens all the time in all walks for life with both men and women, so I guess it’s not that big of a deal that she’s hoping that no one notices that she isn’t that desirable young slut who Bruce Willis was making really fuckin’ ugly babies inside anymore, so she goes after the 25 year old boy toys, she gets 500,000 dollars of plastic surgery and now she brings out copies of her Vanity Fair cover from 1990 when she was naked, pregnant and more relevant in the world. A time before we knew her uterus was a fuckin’ wreck and made mutant babies, at least that’s the Rumer….

Seeing her sign her old Vanity Fair cover reminds me of the football quarterback in high school who is fat, divorced and living in a 1 bedroom apartment, lifting boxes in the warehouse now, but still brings his high school yearbook out to the bar to brag to the kids about his glory days when all the bitches wanted his dick….but now all he’s got is internet porn and hookers to love….

Posted in:Demi Moore|old

2007

13

Nov

I am – Demi Moore Bikini Pictures of the Day

1 Comment »

I once randomly met a dude who decided to open up to me about how he fell in love with a girl in a picture. I am not talking about you perverts who print up these celebrity pics and scrap book them to cum on at a later date when your mom’s out of town on business, I am talking about a girl who was on a picture at a bed and breakfast he was staying at in the South of France, I guess he’s a romantic like that and I joked about whether his picture went to the beach and got topless with him and if they had sex while having a picnic eating baguette and cheese while drinking cheap bottles of when and he wasn’t laughing, he was lookin’ traumatized.

He went on to tell me that day after day he would see this picture of a beautiful girl and he would obsess over it, like lying in bed at night thinking about who the mystery girl was. By the fourth night he cracked, and snuck down and got the picture and jerked off to it, because he was in love and wanted to consummate their relationship. The next day he had decided to ask the woman who owned the bed and breakfast who the girl in the picture was and she said it was her daughter when she was 20, the summer before she died in a car accident 10 years earlier.

I feel like that jerking off to dead people, is kinda the same feeling you’d get having sex with Demi Moore. Here are her bikini pictures.

Related Posts:

Vintage Demi Moore Nudes Before She Launched Her Career Cuz Naked is the Way to Fame
Ashton Kutcher’s Mustache
Demi Moore’s Nipple
Rumer Willis is Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Demi Moore|Unsorted

2007

25

Jun

I am – Demi Moore Nipples of the Day

88 Comments »

Here are some pictures of Demi Moore running into her hotel in a see through shirt. We’ve all seen her tits in that Stripper movie of hers so I am surprised it’s taken her this long to expose the fake fuckers again. I don’t think nipples are a big deal and I don’t understand why I am considered porn for openly posting nipples, but Americans are pretty fucking conservative, and thanks to Demi Moore I am considered a Smut Peddler….

I was talking to some dude in the US Army this weekend while wasted on the campsite about banging older ladies. He told me that whenever he goes out drinking he tries to find the places where cougars hang out. He just likes the way they fuck better. He was going on about how young girls get all attached to his shit and one night stands with them take a bit of work and getting them to leave the hotel he happens to be at that day is always awkward. They get hooked to him and want to spend the day with him, where as MILFs just want to get the fuck out and back to their husband and kids or if they are divorced want to avoid any emotional involvement because their hearts have already been broken once and now they just want to cum…

I never really had that mentality, I always thought that old chicks were kinda gross, but I guess finding someone to make my bed for me and act like my mom would have been a good thing, but since my wife never gets out of bed, there’s no real need for that.

Either way, here are her nipples until the paparazzi companies email me demanding I take them down. So take it all in motherfucker…cuz this shit’s porno according to google.

Posted in:Demi Moore|Nipples|See Through|See Thru|Unsorted

Archive for the Demi Moore Category