Den Mother Demi Moore has brought her 5 or more million dollars of plastic surgery to the hottest and trendiest show on Amazon…the FENTY FASHION SHOW…that I haven’t watched yet, but I am sure Bezos has ejaculated to all the records it broke because together they connect with millennials…which makes you wonder who put Demi up to this, I mean do these young fucks know who she is, maybe it’s just a Rihanna being silly because GI JANE was the only movie available in her Barbados shanty…who fucking knows…it’s just nice to see the zombie, crypt keeper, terrifying, but not so bad, I just saw her in some recent TV show and she was kind of hot in even at 60….I’ll buy into the plastic surgery lie, sure it can’t youth-enize the smells, making an old dry cooch young and fresh again…and yes I realize youth-enize is not a word that means to make something younger….but rather to euthanize and put it out of its misery…which in Demi Moore’s case you can’t…it’s already dead…
POINT BEING…she took a break from whippets, people dying in her pool, being married to Ashton Kutcher and probably getting some of that dot com money, being a mom to Rumer who recently did a hot fetish photoshoot despite being made fun of for years for her level of ugly…thanks to mom’s genetics or at least her strategy to erase genetics!
All this to say…Fenty Show…Demi Moore….Lingerie…Old….Dead…but not Forgotten…or some shit.
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