Demi Moore has legitimized herself as an actross after 50 years in the business. Some of you may think she legitimized herself in Blame it on Rio when she had her pre-implant tits out. Others may think she legitimized herself in Striptease when she had an iteration of the bolt ons. Maybe you thought she deserved the Oscar for shaving her head in GI JANE….but it’s not until THE SUBSTANCE that she mattered to the industry that has overpaid her all these years…..

IF you haven’t seen the substance, it’s a movie about vanity and the willingness to sacrifice your self for beauty or some shit that resonates with all the narcissist internet people out there.

It’s like if you want to make a movie, target those people, make it a story they relate to because they all know they’d cut off a pound of their own flesh and shove it into their ass if it meant 10 more subscribers…

ANYWAY, what people don’t know about Demi Moore is that she actually looks like this:

The movie magic make-up that they used wasn’t to make her look old and rugged…but rather to look like Demi Moore.

It is the 8 hours she applies everyday to not look like the above pictures, which is her actual 80 year old self.

Demi Moore has been a victim of millions of dollars of plastic surgery back in the 90s, before adopting Ashton Kutcher as her man to provide her with his semen stem cells to do whatever witchcraft she did to stay youthful….but eventually, the rot catches up. It always does…but in Demi Moore’s case, the Rot will get her a Golden Globe and Oscar nom.

Let that inspire you, if you keep showing up, no matter how gross you are, it may happen for you before you die…just keep showing up and putting in that work, but for the majority of us, it won’t happen, just a warning.

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