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2021

13

Oct

Rumer Willis Skinny Dip of the Day

I guess Rumer Willis hasn’t learned how to cocktease right, as an ugly faced girl, she’s got the right idea of showing us her backside, but as an ugly faced girl, who despite putting resources from her rich as shit family trust into her face, hasn’t figured out that her skinny dipping in the rich person pool, should include a spread ass…

The real question is whether this is the pool where that person died at a Demi Moore rager, unless I’ve got that story wrong and the person who died at her party, didn’t drown in the pool like some sort of sacrifice to her overlord….but someone did die at one of her parties, maybe the one she ODed on WHIPPETS at…I don’t know, google it…Demi Moore has consistently creeped me the fuck out and so do her children.

I don’t know if a defined back is really what I’d consider worth jacking off to, you know, it’s not the 90s, step it up, maybe prop yourself out of the pool so I can see some cunt from behind the way nature intended, because anyone who has rooked a girl into skinny dipping with them knows, it’s hardly skinny dipping when she strips underwater and you can’t see any of the fucking goods, at that point, bikinis are better.

I just realized, there’s a pic of her face (below) from the pool….which is the WRONG asshole, we want to see the OTHER one….

Here’s a skinny dip done better…

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