Rumer Willis reminds me of the time I got Crabs at a rave in the 90s while shitting myself after doing too much speed…and not in a good way.
No matter what procedures she gets she still looks like a potato….and not like the kind of potato you’d want to fuck…you know warm, buttery, creamy and mashed in a ziploc bag that you’ll double as a pocket pussy…
I guess she’s just trying follow her mother’s lead in lying to the people by buying her hotness like every girl on instagram because she’s from an era when it wasn’t a 600 dollar injection in their face…you know this bitch paid millions to live up to the lie and chopped herself up each time harder than she chopped up lines of adderall or whatever other drugs she was doing when she was high on Whippets that time a dude drowned in her pool….
Point is, Rumer is posting topless pics for attention because she’s a shadow of her parents and this is how they do it.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
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