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2024

05

Jan

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis for what I assume is at least 15 years. I figure why would I bother stopping now…if anything, with her dad dying of his weird form of dementia, now would be the ideal time to make fun of her. As you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, probably not for Bruce, seeing as he’s now a retard, but for the rest of us and together our collective laughs may heal his brain….

I actually don’t hate Bruce Willis, I watched Die Hard like the rest of you over the Holidays, he’s a legend, it’s his spoiled, in part by being half Demi Moore, but also because both parents made stupid money kids that are fun to laugh at….mainly because of their WONKY face.

Well, I don’t hate Rumer Willis either, that would be a serious waste of energy, I mean these people don’t exist and are hardly real, even when they post implied nudes in the bath of their postpartem milk filled tit for no reason than to say “look at my tits” which for a face like that should be just a pic of the tits…leave the face for your dad to remember all the bad he’s done, just incase he’s been forgetting it with that dementia shit….and while she’s at it…keep moley back off the internet too..just tight crop of tit.

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